WTF - Bunny Eggs!


Uploaded by simonandmartina on 29.06.2011

Transcript:
So what you're saying is
I'll never be able to eat eggs again.
[music]
So this week's WTF is pretty much, like, the best thing ever.
Umm, using this bunny, or using this bear,
you can turn a hard boiled egg into a bunny or a bear.
I, I think that's enough. Right Simon?
That's pretty perfect.
Yeah, we're done.
Nothing else to say.
See you next week.
GONG
AH AH AH. Just joking!
So, we were gonna give away the bunny, and the bear,
but I've grown extremely attached to the bunny,
No, we gotta give away both.
We're not giving away my bunny.
There's no point in just giving away one we gotta...
WE'RE NOT GIVING AWAY MY BUNNY!
beep
It's gone!
Ok, so I don't know where the bunny is anymore,
so we're just gonna be giving away the bear,
not that, not that the bear's not cute,
but it's not a bunny.
So basically what you've gotta do is
you put a hard boiled egg in here,
you gotta peel it first, of course,
uh, put that bad boy in there, close it up,
seal it, leave it for, like, 20 minutes or so,
and then when you're done you should be having a bear.
But I'm pretty sure this is a pig.
That's clearly a bear!
Well because...well it looks a little piggy to me.
OK! Bear's have single nostrils!
Ok I was wrong.
He's all types of wrong.
I'm surprised he didn't cheat his way into telling me it was a pig.
You're gonna cheat?
[very accurate representation of Martina's snooty attitude]
To the hard boiling egg station!
HOOTAH!
[sexy egg boiling music]
So the eggs have been boiled
and traumatized
Martina may say that, but every time I dance
they do boil quickly.
I don't know why probably from all the trauma.
It's magic!
Anyways, let's do this thing.
So I want to show you the awesomest egg-peeling technique ever.
This is how you peel your eggs, like a man!
What you gotta do...
you gotta take a little bit off the top and the bottom,
like so,
Place your lips against the egg, and blow.
FAPOOP!
Egg peeled!
Oooohhh...
[fail after fail after fail]
I did mine right!
[more fail]
Martina clearly sucks at this.
CUZ I'M NOT A MAN!
So time to put my egg into the bear,
and I shall put mine into the bunny.
Where's your bunny?
It has been hidden on a secret plane of existence.
Are you ready for this?
Ok.
EEEEEEEEE!
Ok that's weird.
Into the bear we go!
Into the bunny...oh
My egg's a little chubby.
My egg's a little chubby as well.
We shouldn't have boughten extra chubby eggs.
OH GOD!
It's going in! It's squeezing in!
It's squeezing in nicely.
That's what she said.
BWO BWO BWO.
You know what?
You know what?!
Alright!
Ok we're gonna, we just...
Ok it's locked. I locked it.
I'm putting the egg down.
Ok.
Ok go.
Alright!
We're ready!
Are we?
Are you ready? Yours is a mess!
The bunny is smaller!
Yours is an........OH GOD!
That was disgusting!
You got it all over your face.
BOOHOOHOOHOOHOO
And now we wait.
Bunny egg are you ready?
I don't think he can talk to you.
Oh!
So thanks to movie magic 20 minutes have passed,
And now we're ready to test our eggs.
[awkward laughter]
Oooohhhhhh
Ummm. Ok.
Yours looks a little ugly.
My egg was too large, and it made my egg asplode.
Oh oh.
No wait.
Oh my egg's pretty nice. Here. Yeah.
[very accurate egg popping from bear thingy sound]
Look at my bear. Ahhh it's a bear egg.
You're gonna be nice to your...oh God!
That's so ugly!
Look at this!
It's a little bunny!
Let me see your bear.
Pretty good, eh?
OMG!
Really! I can never eat these eggs again.
It's like you make them and you're like,
"well I'm glad I made that egg. Now to look at it"
It's so...
oh what's happening to your side here?
I don't know I broke it, but it's my precious bunny.
Ohhh...it's...look at that.
HOOOOMMMPPPPFFF!
!!!!!!
Like a man!
MY BUNNY!
Where's your bear?
You can eat it, I don't care.
I eat the bunny!
The bunny's in my mouth!
It tastes so good nom nom!
BOO HOO BOO
GONG!
So, as for the winner of last week's WTF care package contest,
we're gonna announce those as always, in the blooper reel!
Which is located over here.
Which is located over here!
Is it really?
I can make it over there.
!!! Do it!
But I won't.
BONERAMA BONERAMA BONERAMA DUH NUH DUH NUH
BONAMANA BONAMANA BONAMANA DUH NUH DUH NUH
I don't think that's right.
It's not Bonerama?
It's not Bonerama.
GONG!