Hey! You here?
No?!
Tell me dirty things!
Kitchen,Bathroom,Livingroom..
Noooo the internet is down!
What should I do??
Aaah I know I will just ask google...fffFUUUU!
DERP! I told you to fix our broken bathroom window!
The neighbours can see me taking a shower!
Don't worry honey..
when they see you, they will fix the window all by themselves!
What taste is the strawberry ice cream?
Lemon!
Hey honey! Are you at the club?
Yeah
Listen.. I saw this beautiful leather jacket for only 1000 $ today.. can I buy it?
Of course honey! If you want it that bad.
Oh and I came by the Mercedes shop today.. I really like the E200 model..
So.. how much is it?
Only 60.000$ Honey!
Okay, use the credit card! But for that much money I want ALL the extras!
Oh! And one more thing.. the house that we really liked! It's on the market again! and they only want 450.000$!
Tell them we'll take it for 420.000$..
Okay honey! Bye, I love you!
Okay. I love you too!
Does anyone know who's phone that is?
Say Derp.. do you think that a boy and a girl can be just friends?
Only when the girl is ugly!
Oh my god Derp!.. and I thought we were friends..
Yeah, we are!
Find the hidden penis in the cartoon to become the "Dick of the week" + comment where!