Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei 3 [ENG SUB] [720 HD]


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Transcript:
Wait!
Damn it!
Don't let them get away!
Did you find them?
No.
Damn it.
Where are they hiding?
We have to find them.
pitch black Life is
Five
Four
Three
Two
Friendship is a beautiful thing
Congratulations Friendship is a beautiful thing
Congratulations
Shounen Category Kodansha Manga Award
Recipient!!
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei BTN Subs Presents
Shaky shaky shaky shaky Bure bure bure bure Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei BTN Subs Presents
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei BTN Subs Presents
Shaky shaky shaky shaky Bure bure bure bure Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei BTN Subs Presents
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Shaky shaky shaky shaky Bure bure bure bure Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei BTN Subs Presents
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei BTN Subs Presents
Shaky shaky shaky shaky Bure bure bure bure Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei BTN Subs Presents
Bure bure bure bure Shaky shaky shaky shaky
Late at night, I was watching the TV Shinya ore wa terebi o mite ita
Because I didn’t have anything to do, I was watching blankly Yaru koto mo nai kara boo tto mite ita
I channel surfed through successful people being praised Zappingu, seikousha ga homerarete ita
Those people's axles aren’t shaking Ano hito wa jiku ga buretenai
So wonderful Suteki
I knew it, the reason why I wasn’t getting rewarded Wakatta ze mukuwarenu sono wake
As a person, for me, my axle shakes Hito to shite ore, jiku ga buretenda
If that’s so, then grow a spine! I’m already... Sore naraba inaore! Mou
...shaky shaky shaky shaky shaking away Bure bure bure bure buremakutte
Make it so that I don’t know I’m trembling! Furueteru no wakannee you ni shite yare!
Slip away! Zureru ze!
I’m already a shaky shaky human Mou bure bure ningen
But certainly if you are here, I’ll change? Demo kitto kimi ga itara kawaru?
I’m here, please notice Atashi ga iru yo, kizuite But certainly if you are here, I’ll change? Demo kitto kimi ga itara kawaru?
Atashi ga iru yo, kizuite I’m here, please notice
Real Ri
Ru Real
Life Ra
Ri Real
Ru Real
Ha Heart
Fly Past That Country
2-H
The girl who asked if one should watch fireworks from above or below...
...ended up watching the fireworks from a helicopter.
Hop step dump For love... ...ended up watching the fireworks from a helicopter.
For love... Hop step dump
However...
However... However...
Well... However... However...
Well... However... Well...
However... Well...
Death NEET However...
Death NEET
Okay...
Testing begins tomorrow.
That would be dandy
Could you please return to your seat...
...Tsunetsuki-san?
Please don't mind me.
I do mind.
You'll soon grow used to it.
I'd really rather not.
I don't get it.
That's for today...
...Pink Supervisor.
Well thank you.
Sensei.
Yes, Kitsu-san?
Stop playing around...
...and please continue.
I didn't choose to get sidetracked.
You just have to ignore them.
I would do that if I could.
Got a U-shaped toilet seat cover again?
Then once again... Got a U-shaped toilet seat cover again?
Got a U-shaped toilet seat cover again?
...everyone... Got a U-shaped toilet seat cover again?
...testing beings tomorrow. Got a U-shaped toilet seat cover again?
But there's no reason to worry. Got a U-shaped toilet seat cover again?
I'm not expecting anything from you. But there's no reason to worry. Got a U-shaped toilet seat cover again?
Got a U-shaped toilet seat cover again? I'm not expecting anything from you.
Honestly.
But Sensei...
...if our classes grades are low...
...you'll lose your job, won't you?
It's all right.
How can you be so confident?
The overseas class is returning!
Overseas class?
What's that?
A class that's overseas, Nami-chan.
Yeah, I could have guessed that much.
You sure your brain hasn't melted?
Sensei.
What do you mean by an overseas class?
That's right.
We're not talking about soccer here.
All right, quiet down.
Please quiet down.
If you don't shut up...
...I'll introduce your mouth to my fist.
Home-made mud pack ...I'll introduce your mouth to my fist.
Home-made mud pack
Very well.
Allow me to explain.
It just so happens, that our school...
...has classes in other countries...
...and they are known as overseas classes.
Year 2 Overseas Class ...and they are known as overseas classes.
Year 2 Overseas Class
When you say overseas class...
...you mean like the France division of Corrector...
Screw this plan. ...you mean like the France division of Corrector...
...you mean like the France division of Corrector...
...or the Morocco division of Shocker, something like that?
Your examples are rather bizarre...
...but that is correct.
And...
...well, I didn't want to say this...
...but they're on a whole other level...
...than those of you in Japan.
The hurdle is raised and lowered
And a member of the overseas class...
...has been assigned to our class.
In other words...
...even if you all score miserably on the test...
...that person will simply raise the class average!
If you see the sole of a shoe, you will die
Sensei.
That doesn't make me happy.
Also...
...I doubt one exceptional student...
...will be enough to raise the class average.
E-
Ah! He noticed. E-
E-
Robot-like cat
He's getting depressed. Robot-like cat
Robot-like cat
Yes! A*mi*!! Ooh-Ooh-
He turned pale. Yes! A*mi*!! Ooh-Ooh-
Yes! A*mi*!! Ooh-Ooh-
Use your (moe) drill to break through the heavens!
No, it's not that big of a deal. Use your (moe) drill to break through the heavens!
Use your (moe) drill to break through the heavens!
Like I said, drop the drill already...
And there's no need for you to join him. Like I said, drop the drill already...
Like I said, drop the drill already...
You can all go to hell!
Counselling Office
Now then.
Sorry about that.
That's fine.
It's an eyesore.
Sensei.
When is the overseas student going to be here?
Ah, they'll be here soon.
Pink Supervisor.
Yes?
Baltan
If this person is returning from overseas... Baltan
...wouldn't that make them a returnee? Baltan
Baltan
A...returnee?
(Nude) Rashomon
A returnee?
The kind that always have a decisive yes or no?
The kind that go "Sensei, your English pronunciation is off."
The kind that look directly at your face when speaking?
That kind of returnee?!
What are you imagining?
I'm in despair!
The overseas class has left me in despair!
It's all over now.
I'll be told off in five or more languages!
Kitsu-san.
The rope.
No.
I absolutely must die.
Billy's NEET camp I absolutely must die.
Reckless bull soup Billy's NEET camp
Reckless bull soup
No! Reckless bull soup
I just finished winding it up neatly! Reckless bull soup
Reckless bull soup
That's your concern?
I have a rope...
...Pink Supervisor.
ASIMO Japan
ASIMO Japan ASIMO Japan ASIMO Japan
ASIMO Japan ASIMO Japan
ASIMO Japan ASIMO Japan ASIMO Japan
ASIMO Japan
Oh, that's excellent Fuura-san.
Kafuka-san!
Quickly, hand that to me.
Don't give it to him!
I'll just have to wind it up again!
Your reasoning seems flawed.
Seacat
Episode 1 Episode 2
The returnee hath returned! Episode 1 Episode 2
Episode 1 Episode 2
Why old dialect?
B-B-Blond hair!
Nice to meet you.
I'm Kimura Kaere.
Are you the homeroom teacher?
Yeah...
...something like that.
Why do you avert your eyes when you speak?
I won't fall for that trick.
You intend to sue me for sexual harassment once I look at you, right?
No interest in Minister Takaichi SP
You'll say I was looking at you with perverted eyes... No interest in Minister Takaichi SP
...and then force me to pay billions in reparations. No interest in Minister Takaichi SP
No interest in Minister Takaichi SP ...and then force me to pay billions in reparations. No interest in Minister Takaichi SP
...and then force me to pay billions in reparations. No interest in Minister Takaichi SP
No interest in Minister Takaichi SP ...and then force me to pay billions in reparations. No interest in Minister Takaichi SP
...and then force me to pay billions in reparations. No interest in Minister Takaichi SP
No interest in Minister Takaichi SP ...and then force me to pay billions in reparations. No interest in Minister Takaichi SP
...and then force me to pay billions in reparations. No interest in Minister Takaichi SP
No interest in Minister Takaichi SP ...and then force me to pay billions in reparations. No interest in Minister Takaichi SP
...and then force me to pay billions in reparations. No interest in Minister Takaichi SP
No interest in Minister Takaichi SP ...and then force me to pay billions in reparations.
In foreign countries, coffee that's too hot... No interest in Minister Takaichi SP
In foreign countries, coffee that's too hot...
. Can't tie an alligator to a fire hydrant . Can't hang male and female underwear next to each other . Can't buy peanuts before the sun sets . Can't throw onions at a person . Can't peel oranges in a hotel room In foreign countries, coffee that's too hot...
...can lead to damages of three million dollars! . Can't peel oranges in a hotel room . Can't throw onions at a person . Can't buy peanuts before the sun sets . Can't hang male and female underwear next to each other . Can't tie an alligator to a fire hydrant
Microwaving a cat is ten million dollars. . Can't peel oranges in a hotel room . Can't throw onions at a person . Can't buy peanuts before the sun sets . Can't hang male and female underwear next to each other . Can't tie an alligator to a fire hydrant
. Can't peel oranges in a hotel room . Can't throw onions at a person . Can't buy peanuts before the sun sets . Can't hang male and female underwear next to each other . Can't tie an alligator to a fire hydrant
You won't fool me.
I will not be fooled!
Yotchan squib
What are you talking about? Yotchan squib
Whoa. Yotchan squib Yotchan squib
Yotchan squib Whoa.
Yotchan squib Yotchan squib Whoa.
Whoa. Yotchan squib
Yotchan squib Whoa.
Yotchan squib Yotchan squib Whoa.
Whoa. Yotchan squib
Yotchan squib Whoa. Yotchan squib
Whoa. Yotchan squib
Yotchan squib Whoa. Yotchan squib
Whoa. Yotchan squib
Whoa.
You're gonna scream "Molester!"
just because I brushed your shoulder
and then turn my over to the station attendant, right?
My hands are up here!
Up here!
What's with this person?
That's just how he is.
He's the Pink Supervisor.
Pink?
You're wrong, freak girl!
Still...
...Sensei's reacting strangely.
That's right.
Like someone who completely believes information from the internet...
...and applies it to the real world.
Sensei.
Could it be you've never been out of the country?
In this day and age?
Age...
You haven't?
Y-You're wrong!
The issue isn't whether I have or haven't.
The monk who leapt through time
I happen to be individually practicing isolation. The monk who leapt through time
The monk who leapt through time
The monk who leapt through time
Not just isolation from foreign countries.
My practise is isolation from all other people.
In other words...
...this classroom could be considered Dejima.
This is the only place where I'm willing to deal with you people.
Please do not approach me...
...if you see me outside the classroom.
Understood?
I see.
It was Dejima!
My uncle would only communicate with the outside world through that place.
Wake up to ladies 4
So that was Dejima! Wake up to ladies 4
I can smell umaibou coming from Sawa-kun's place Wake up to ladies 4
I can smell umaibou coming from Sawa-kun's place
You're mistaken about that. I can smell umaibou coming from Sawa-kun's place
What is going on here? I can smell umaibou coming from Sawa-kun's place
What is going on here?
This is strange!
The teachers in this country are strange!
Our teacher is strange even by this country's standards.
Now that I think about it...
...it's not just the teacher.
This country is full of strange things!
People are scared of sleeping with their pillow facing north.
They take off their shoes when they get in a car.
They're thankful for married women.
Japanese people also find those things strange.
Besides...
...these female uniforms are strange!
That's what a sailor would wear!
No.
This uniform has it's merits.
I can't believe this!
Something the matter?
This week's goal- Live Action Be careful of too many witch checks Something the matter?
In the country I just came from...
...7-3 split bangs are only worn by dead people about to enter their coffin!
Are you a corpse?
Really?
How vulgar!
In my country...
...that gesture means "Let's get it on tonight!"
Why...
In my country...
...a male with something strawberry print...
...is basically telling the whole world that he's a virgin!
What's with this country?
It's despicable!
Wait a minute, you!
Cut it out.
Yeah. Yeah.
I love this country.
Ah, me too!
If you don't like it here, why don't you go back?
A job you can't find at Kidzania
This is Japan!
Go home, Kimura!
Go home
Go home
GO HOME
This is a foreign country!
Go home, Kimura.
Go home.
Wh-What's wrong?
Are you all right?
N-No...
No. N-No...
No.
It's coming.
It?
It's coming.
It's...
It's...
Kimura Kaere (Kaede) Girl with bilingual personalities Student number 18
I am Kimura Kaede.
Let us please get along peacefully.
O-tay~
Shocking-King I'm tripitaka! O-tay~
I'm tripitaka! Shocking-King
Oh no!
How could I wear such a short skirt?
Everything will be a-okay Pumped and electrified I'm gonna cry
Fidget... Fidget...
Embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
What exactly is this?
Ah, it's basically like this.
Office
Kimura-san is split between... Office
...two egos representing Japan and foreign countries...
...in response to the dilemma of appropriate behaviour in each of the countries.
Consequently she's created two different personalities...
...one Japanese and one foreign.
Multiple personalities?!
Currently, her personality is the Japanese one...
...Kimura Kaede.
Then, when she was in the classroom...
...she was the foreigner, Kimura Kaere.
That's how it is.
Which means this is...
...the disorder caused by a change in lifestyle...
...a lifestyle related disorder, right?
You're wrong.
Now that I think about it, when I was in the second grade...
She isn't listening to you.
...I transferred to Nagoya, and was confused about the difference in customs between Tokyo and Nagoya.
So I created Hiroko, who put sweet miso on everything...
...and Yoshie, who put soy sauce on everything.
They were two different personalities.
Those weren't personalities.
They were preferences.
Furthermore, Hiroko and Yoshie make two more besides your own.
Ah, refined and intelligent.
What a wonderful man.
Chom chom.... What a wonderful man.
Chom chom....
Love
As one who would be a perfect woman...
...I must love from the shadows.
Follow three steps behind.
When did she...?
She's openly standing next to him.
I can't beat that woman by silently watching.
This is the limit of a perfect woman.
One, two, three, four.
Two, two, three, four.
I can't win.
I can't win.
She even follows him in there.
No.
This love will never work.
My dear Itoshiki...
...my heart feels as though it is about to burst.
I may as well...
Goodbye, Sensei.
Stop it.
This location is an important candidate for a lover's suicide!
I won't let you have it!
What th- Aaaah!
That hurt, bastard!
Kimura-san!
I'm pressing charges.
This is totally sexual harassment.
I'm pressing charges.
Charges?!
As I thought, you're going to sue me!
I am.
Noooo!
Crying won't help you.
I don't want to end up in a courtroom sketch!
Huh?
HAMASHO negotiations floundering
Let's get started. HAMASHO negotiations floundering
Tou-chan's the number one OOy OOOker in Japan!
Mountain Wall Woman
Chie-sensei. Mountain Wall Woman
What happened to Pink Supervisor? Mountain Wall Woman
Why do you still call him that? Mountain Wall Woman
Because I paid 150 yen. Mountain Wall Woman
That's not the issue here. Mountain Wall Woman
Did something happen? How to take horror photos
How to take horror photos
I believe he was in despair over courtroom sketches. How to take horror photos
How to take horror photos
Courtroom sketches... How to take horror photos
What are you talking about? How to take horror photos
Band-aid shot
Serves him right. Band-aid shot
Band-aid shot
What's Kaere-chan angry about? Band-aid shot
Band-aid shot
Who knows. Band-aid shot
Answer: No Hesitation What is required for love? Question 1
Okay, I'll be taking attendance now. Answer: No Hesitation What is required for love? Question 1
I'm sure you'll look wonderful in a courtroom sketch.
I don't want to.
Tsunetsuki-san.
Equivalent exchange Believe in the you who believes in you Food luck
Is Tsunetsuki Matoi-san absent? Equivalent exchange Believe in the you who believes in you Food luck
Equivalent exchange Believe in the you who believes in you Food luck
Well, moving on... Equivalent exchange Believe in the you who believes in you Food luck
Sekiutsu-kun. Equivalent exchange Believe in the you who believes in you Food luck
Sekiutsu-kun.
Yes.
Tokachi Miwa Sister Stalk? Yes.
Stalk? Sister Miwa Tokachi
Sekiutsu-kun? Stalk? Sister Miwa Tokachi
Sekiutsu-kun?
Yes.
Eel bowls Now on sale The Next Ubiquitous Yes.
Ubiquitous The Next Eel bowls Now on sale
Sekiutsu Tarou-kun? Ubiquitous The Next Eel bowls Now on sale
Sekiutsu Tarou-kun?
Yes.
[Screwed up, fell in love.... Might as well go all the way.] Yes.
[Screwed up, fell in love.... Might as well go all the way.]
You're a girl, right? [Screwed up, fell in love.... Might as well go all the way.]
You're a girl, right?
Yes.
Wake up to THE WIDE Yes.
Who's she? Wake up to THE WIDE
No idea. Wake up to THE WIDE
No idea.
She's Sekiutsu-kun, isn't she?
Right?
Yes.
I've never seen you before.
Yes.
Hang in there, Tomo-chan
That's fine, isn't it? Hang in there, Tomo-chan
You could say the same about most of the people in our class. Hang in there, Tomo-chan
Abiru-san, what are you babbling about? Hang in there, Tomo-chan
and give half to me, you'll feel better] [Split your troubles in two
I suppose that's true. and give half to me, you'll feel better] [Split your troubles in two
Irritated Irritated I suppose that's true.
You suppose that's true...? Irritated Irritated
Volume 9 Irritated Wake up to Kirarin Revolution
Let's get started then. Volume 9 Irritated Wake up to Kirarin Revolution
Wait, Sensei.
Tappi Borrowing your memorial portrait.
How far in are you? Tappi Borrowing your memorial portrait.
Tappi Borrowing your memorial portrait.
Irritated Irritated
A student I've never seen before is in our class... Irritated Irritated
Cardboard Meat Buns
Such improper conduct. Cardboard Meat Buns
...really irritates me!
I'll uncover your identity.
[What's that!?]
What? [What's that!?]
[What's that!?]
Are you going to her house?
Kafuka-san!
We're losing sight of her.
Over there, huh?
I'm home.
Welcome back!
These people...
...are illegal immigrants!?
Then you are too, right?
No way, Chiri-chan!
Illegal immigrants can't possibly exist.
These people are returnees from Asia.
Returnees!?
That's why they all have Japanese names.
Right?
I'm Honda.
I'm Matsushita.
I'm Mitsubishi.
Don't lie to me!
I also have a Japanese name.
Sekiutsu Tarou.
That's obviously a fake name.
I even have a middle name.
That's why it's Sekiutsu Maria Tarou.
Maria?
Maria-chan.
I'm getting irritated again.
But... Wait.
That's right.
Why is your name on the roster?
I bought a student number from this person.
Yeah, I sold it to her.
I sold everything I could.
My uniform.
My book bag.
My student number.
Even my pride.
Then, you'd be the previous Sekiutsu-san, right?
Previous?
If you sold your student number...
...then you no longer belong to the class...
..which would make you classless, right?
What do you mean "classless"?
That's what you call true freedom.
What's going on..?
Anyway, Maria-san.
Did you really buy a student number?
Yup, I bought it.
You did, right?
Wait a minute, Chiri-chan.
Then it's fine.
There's no problem if a proper deal took place.
There's no problem...?
Yes, as long as it was done properly. There's no problem...?
Yes, as long as it was done properly.
Ah! Someone dropped something.
You shouldn't pick up all this trash.
It's not trash.
It's all still usable.
But...
Japan is a land of abundance.
All kinds of stuff gets thrown away.
Televisions and refrigerators.
Stoves and bicycles.
Babies.
Babies!?
No!
Put that back where you found it!
Somehow...
...when I look at her I can't seem to leave her alone.
I feel like I have to protect her. Roar Roar
As expected of Chiri-chan! Roar Roar
As expected of Chiri-chan!
The meddler of justice!
Who are you calling the meddler of justice?
However...
Chiri's words...
...were right on the mark.
Butterfly.
Yay!
I caught it.
Advance 3 steps, take 5 steps back Geppledonger
For some reason, I want to protect her. Advance 3 steps, take 5 steps back Geppledonger
A perfect fit.
We have to protect her.
Thanks.
You're most welcome.
A bunch of stuff piled up by itself.
That's great.
What's with this? Wake up to MezaNews
Is everyone in Japan a hypocrite? Wake up to MezaNews
Wake up to MezaNews
How much would you like?
Thank you.
Everyone is really kind.
Harajuka Station
Oh my, you're so cute. Harajuka Station
Oh my, you're so cute.
No way! You're cute too.
They say people are cute, when they really aren't.
Don't worry...
...I'll be gentle.
They're kind to little children.
Everyone in this country is nice.
It's a good country. I like it.
Sekiutsu 'Maria' Tarou Illegal Student . Refugee Girl Student number 8
[Fly Past That Country]
Ureshii himei ga kyou mo kikoeru I can hear their delightful screams again today... [Fly Past That Country]
I can hear their delightful screams again today... Ureshii himei ga kyou mo kikoeru
Anata to naraba kono yo no hate e If I'm with you, I can go to the end of this world
Mousou dake no jukai wo tabi suru And journey through the sea of delusions
Umarekawatte mo koi suru sadame I'm fated to love even if I'm reborn
Datte shinwa mo ren'ai taishitsu So even legends can make up romance
Furimuitara zessei bijin If you look behind you, it's a peerless beauty
Bijin hakumei gekkabijin Unfortunate beauties, queens of the night
Kage wa onna-tachi wo kirei ni shite yuku no Shadows make women more beautiful
Shizuka ni onawa wo choudainasai Silently accept the rope
Kurai senaka ni shinobi yoru shisen Death creeps nearer from the darkness at your back
Aisaresugite oboreru tsumibito no The sinners who are drowning in too much love
Ureshii himei ga kyou mo kikoeru I can hear their delightful screams again today
Mikazuki no yoru On the night of the crescent moon
This show is a work of fiction. All characters, groups, organisations, pomegranates and the citizens of Nagoya are not real.
Lawsuit
Can't be Kaela
Illustration: Kouji Seo Next week will leave you in despair again!