SHE NEEDS ATTENTION - Status Kill


Uploaded by MyDamnChannel on 19.09.2012

Transcript:

DENTON SPARKS: If I have to decode or figure out some
mysterious post that you put up, chances are it's probably
meaningless anyway.

MALE SPEAKER: It's not open source for a reason, buddy.
DENTON SPARKS: Now you listen to me.
A lot of people I know are gonna die from that code.
I need answers.
MALE SPEAKER: Well, you can keep on asking me, but I'm not
gonna tell you anything.
SHEILA: My world is over.
DENTON SPARKS: 'Scuse me.
One second.

Sheila, w-what's wrong?
SHEILA: It's nothing.
DENTON SPARKS: If there's nothing wrong, then why is
your world over?
SHEILA: [CRYING]
DENTON SPARKS: Oh, no.
MALE SPEAKER: Jesus Christ.
DENTON SPARKS: Oh, no.
MALE SPEAKER: Psst.
Ask her if she broke up with her boyfriend.
DENTON SPARKS: You watch it.
MALE SPEAKER: I'm, I'm trying to help.
DENTON SPARKS: Just z-z-z--
MALE SPEAKER: Ask her.
DENTON SPARKS: Z-z-z.

Did you break up with your boyfriend?
SHEILA: No.
It'll be OK.
DENTON SPARKS: What happened?
Sheila, did you, did you get fired?
MALE SPEAKER: She sound-- does she work at a Best Buy?
She sounds like she works at a Best Buy.
DENTON SPARKS: Shut up.
MALE SPEAKER: Is someone in your family sick?
SHEILA: Everything's fine.
MALE SPEAKER: Psst.
Hey.
Does she have any pets?

DENTON SPARKS: She has a cat.
MALE SPEAKER: A cat?
DENTON SPARKS: Yes.
MALE SPEAKER: I hate cats.
DENTON SPARKS: I know, I hate cats, too.
MALE SPEAKER: OK.
Uh, did the cat run away?
DENTON SPARKS: It's a rescue cat.
It's kind of, you know, it's crazy.
They claw your face.
MALE SPEAKER: Yeah, it's the cat.
DENTON SPARKS: You think it's the cat?
MALE SPEAKER: Check it out.
DENTON SPARKS: OK.
MALE SPEAKER: Check it out.
DENTON SPARKS: Sheila, is your cat OK?
SHEILA: He's fine.
MALE SPEAKER: Jesus Christ, it's like Maury
Povich mystery guest.
Come on.
Does she have friends?
DENTON SPARKS: Yes.
MALE SPEAKER: OK, all right, I'm sorry.
May-- p-people don't.
Does she-- maybe her girlfriend talked about her
behind her back.
DENTON SPARKS: They always do that.
Th-th-th, they, they, th-th-- it's like sport for them.
MALE SPEAKER: But sometimes it cuts too deep.
DENTON SPARKS: Did your girlfriend talk about you
behind you back?
SHEILA: No.
MALE SPEAKER: What?
Oh, I was sure that was it.
DENTON SPARKS: It was so close.
We were so close.
MALE SPEAKER: Did she recently have a birthday party that not
many people showed up to?
DENTON SPARKS: Did you, did you crash your car?
MALE SPEAKER: Does she have sleep apnea?
DENTON SPARKS: Sheila, was there a house fire?
Are you OK?
MALE SPEAKER: Something that would
cause you to be stressed.
Maybe she's overtired.
DENTON SPARKS: I don't know.
MALE SPEAKER: Is she on food stamps?
DENTON SPARKS: I don't know!
MALE SPEAKER: I'm just saying.
DENTON SPARKS: I have a gun.
MALE SPEAKER: You know nothing--
DENTON SPARKS: I have a gun.
MALE SPEAKER: --about this girl's life.
All right, where do, where does she live?
DENTON SPARKS: She's in Florida.
MALE SPEAKER: Florida?
DENTON SPARKS: Yes, she lives in Florida.
MALE SPEAKER: Hurricane season.
There's been a fucking hurricane!
DENTON SPARKS: There's been a hurricane.
MALE SPEAKER: High winds, her windows
have probably shattered.
There's flooding in the basement, someone's drowned.
DENTON SPARKS: Oh, god.
MALE SPEAKER: She's, she's scared out of her mind.
She doesn't know what to do.
She runs to the roof--
DENTON SPARKS: She needs a helicopter!
MALE SPEAKER: Don't look at me, she needs a helicopter!
DENTON SPARKS: OK.
OK, OK.
MALE SPEAKER: This is it, man.
DENTON SPARKS: This is it.
Sheila, are you on the roof because of a hurricane, and I
need to send a helicopter to you now?
SHEILA: No.
That's not it at all!
DENTON SPARKS: Sheila, what is it?
What is it?
Please, just tell me.
I can't help you if you don't tell me.
What is it?
MALE SPEAKER: If she doesn't answer soon, man, I say we
just beat it out of her.
DENTON SPARKS: Yes!
SHEILA: My new dress makes me look like a whale.
MALE SPEAKER: What?
DENTON SPARKS: Got to be fucking kidding me.
MALE SPEAKER: That was the thing?

MALE SPEAKER 2: I'm thinking about writing a short story.
DENTON SPARKS: You an accountant, man.
You ain't gonna do shit.
COMPUTER VOICE: Rebecca has uploaded a photo.
DENTON SPARKS (OFFSCREEN): (BABY TALKING) Aww, look, he's
so adorable.
I just want to eat your little face.
Who's a cute little puppy wuppy?
Who's a cute little puppy?