HATERZ GONNA HATE (Zombies vs. Ninjas #3)


Uploaded by ShutUpCartoons on 18.05.2012

Transcript:
That can't be good!
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(chanting) What do we hate? NINJAS!
Hey, Rogi, what's all the commotion?
It's that crazy, Anti-Ninja preacher-man and his so-called congregation again.
Hey, you there! We HATE you!
Oh yeah? Well I hate YOU, you stupid piece of s---!
Yelling back won't to make them stop, Spence.
You're right, Tanzy. Dr. Braynes, rig us up some catapults full of chicken crap!
Right away!
Escalating the conflict is an immature reaction, Spence.
I'm not being immature... I'm just going to shower those a--holes with bird feces.
Bartleby's right. This could be an opportunity to build a mutual understanding.
Gaaaah! Where's a hungry zombie horde when you need one?
Oopsie-doopsie, speak of devil!
Reverend Boyle! Look!
We're trapped!
I'm too inbred to die!
Help us! Please! Let us in!
Well, look who needs a ninja to save his butt!
Let 'em in, Spence, they're gonna get devoured!
So far I don't see a downside.
Tanzy's right.
Oh yeah? Well, I'm in charge of security and I say nobody's gonna open that-
Oh, crap!
That can't be good!
OK, listen up you Morlocks: for reasons I don't fully understand, we decided to save
your pathetic lives.
This could be the perfect opportunity to build a mutual understanding. What do ya say?
WE HATE YOU!
Can I please put my foot up somebody's butt now?
Girl you must have a soccer team in those pants 'cause yo' booty is kickin'!
I have got to get better material...
Why do you hate us? There's got to be a reason.
Because the Good Book says so! Right here.
You wrote that in with magic marker!
Woe to thee, Sinner! Thou shall suffer the wrath of the Anti-Christ!
That's Bob Saget.
Actually, that part makes sense.
As ninjas, we should support freedom of speech, no matter how vile and disgusting. The whole
point of society is to unite around our common goals, and- What's wrong?
WE HATE SOCK PUPPETRY!
What's with you people? Doesn't the world suck enough without looking for reasons to
hate? So what if Chris and Bartleby have a weird puppet thing going on? And as for Andre,
do you think he chose to be Russian? No! He was born that way.
Like song by Lady Goo Goo!
What Spence is trying to say is can't we all take a step towards each other in friendship
and mutual respect?
WE HATE YOU!
F--- YOU MOTHERF---ING DIPS--- S---HEAD INBRED CATTLE----ER! I OUGHTTA PUT MY FIST SO FAR
UP YOUR ---- YOUR ---- WOULD POP THRU THE BACK OF YOUR ---- WHILE YOUR WAS COMING OUT
OF YOUR ---- ----! YOU GOT THAT?
What is cattle----er?
I don't feel so good…
Houston, we have a problem!
Sister-cousin, are you okay?!
My flock!
Look out!
Reverend Boyle!
We must stop the infection before it reaches the brain!
I got this!
Wha- what happened?
We saved your life in the nick of time, with a little help from Dr. Braynes.
Hello!
You saved me? But why?
Because we believe everyone has a right to say what they want, no matter how repulsive.
Even a crazy cracker like you.
I've been so blind. But I shall repent! Just let me get to my feet and- why can't I feel
my legs?
We didn't have a human body available, so we transplanted your head onto the anus of
a goat.
Noooo!
You suck, you f---ing ninjas! I hate every last one of you!
Some people have no concept of gratitude.
We hate you! We hate you! We hate you!
Wait, what are you doing? Shooo! Shooo! I hate ewe!