TrollsNews 92 - Being hot is difficult, and Atheist conspiracy


Uploaded by Trollsnews on 08.08.2012

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TrollsNews today Being hot is hard
Atheist conspiracy
Good evening and welcome to another episode of TrollsNews, show that brings you all the
important information about trolls or just a random drama on the internet.
The first report of today was brought to you by shadowflame900 and it's
about JaredMilton, after his big success with a looking for his new girlfriend he decided
that he's going to explain how difficult it is to be hot like him, and his newest video
does just that. He starts to complain how difficult is it to be hot in today society
and how every girl is just checking his hot body out instead of looking into his eyes.
At the end of his video he again struggles to turn off his camera, I guess the camera
refuses to stop recording someone this hot!
Well, I can understand why people would look at him, I don't know about you, but it has
been some time since I've seen walking and talking pig in real life. But somehow I don't
think it is because he's hot, maybe he just reminds people bacon. He also talks about
his beautiful smile, that apparently brings to other people happiness and him free things.
At the end he points out that it wasn't him who asked for God to be hot, I guess it must
have been his parents then and God must hate them.
MShadowsPwnsall brought you the next report of today an it is about BG Kumbi who continues
to troll. He made a few new videos and in of them he talks about how he needs money
for new computer because his computer is broken after he accidentally moved internet explorer
icon to the recycle bin. He says that we should leave the money in a tree where he has an
army of bees that can hack, he says here that he is pretty much the king of bee. This time
it almost feels like he made a bet with someone that he'll say that he is the king of /b/.
In his newest video he claims that the dinosaurs have never existed and that it's just atheist
conspiracy, apparently the dinosaurs bones were just a Jesuses skeleton which was taped
together by atheists to make it look like a dinosaur. He also explains that universe
didn't start with The Big Gang Bang, I'm actually pretty sure that he's right about that, since
there were no gangs back then.
That's all for this evening, stay tuned for more TrollsNews, please subscribe like and
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youtube drama.
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