World's Worst Musical Episode 6: Hitting the Fan


Uploaded by worldsworstmusical on 07.07.2012

Transcript:
Adjust, clean or replace the refill valve and/or flow
toilet may not stop running
and water tank may be running over the top...
Who invented this thing???
I did my boy!
Who are you?
Thomas Crapper
Journeyman plumber at your service
You may better know me as the inventor of the flush-toilet
How did you get in here?
The pipes my boy. The pipes!
::Music begins to play::
Oh god, you’re gonna sing aren’t you?
MY NAME IS THOMAS CRAPPER
NOW WON’T YOU TAKE A SEAT
INVENTOR OF THE TOILET
MY LIFE WAS PRETTY NEAT

YOU MAY NOT KNOW MY STORY
I BUILT THE PORCELAIN THRONE
IT MAKES ME FLUSH WITH PRIDE TODAY
TO SEE ONE IN YOUR HOME
WHEN I WAS JUST A LAD AND GROWING UP (IN YORKSHIRE)
MY DEAR PAPA HE SAT ME ON HIS KNEE
HE SAID MY SON, NOW YOU’RE A WHIPPERSNAPPER
BUT SOON YOU’LL BE A MAN, YOU’LL BE A CRAPPER
MY NAME IS THOMAS CRAPPER
SO PLEASE ENJOY THE SHOW
YOU’LL ALWAYS THINK ABOUT ME
EVERY TIME YOU HAVE TO GO
YOU MAY NOT KNOW MY STORY
I BUILT THE PORCELAIN THRONE
IT MAKES ME FLUSH WITH PRIDE TODAY
TO SEE ONE IN YOUR HOME
AND WHEN I WAS ELEVEN I SET OUT (FOR LONDON)
I KNEW THE ART OF PLUMBING WAS MY CALL
APPRENTICE TO A PLUMBER, WISE AND DAPPER
HE PAVED THE WAY FOR ME TO BE A CRAPPER
MY NAME IS THOMAS CRAPPER
NOW LET’S TAKE A POLL
RESULTS ARE IN AND PEOPLE SAY
“EFFECTIVE ON THE WHOLE!”
YOU MAY NOT KNOW MY STORY
I BUILT THE PORCELAIN THRONE
IT MAKES ME FLUSH WITH PRIDE TODAY
TO SEE ONE IN YOUR HOME
I SET UP SHOP IN 1861 (IN CHELSEA)
WITH MARLBORO WORKS & COMPANY BY MY SIDE
I MET A FAIR YOUNG LASS, MY LOVE DID TRAP HER
AND SHE BECAME MY WIFE, MY LADY CRAPPER
::Whistling::

THE TOILET IS NOW USED BY EVERYONE
ALL OVER

IN BATHROOMS, WATER CLOSETS
OR THE LOO
MY PATENTS, THEY DID PUT ME ON THE MAP, SIR
THE VENERABLE THOMAS CRAPPER
MY NAME IS THOMAS CRAPPER
AND HERE’S THE TRUTH MY FRIEND
I’VE LEARNED A LOT ABOUT YOU
FROM BEGINNING TO THE END
NOW YOU KNOW MY STORY
I BUILT THE PORCELAIN THRONE
IT MAKES YOU FLUSH WITH PRIDE TODAY
IT MAKES ME FLUSH WITH PRIDE TODAY
IT MAKES US FLUSH WITH PRIDE TODAY
TO SEE ONE IN YOUR HOME!
Oh my god!
It’s perfect.
It’s historical. It’s hysterical.
It’s universal: everybody poops!
::Guy sings like Thomas Crapper::
MY NAME IS THOMAS CRAPPER
NOW WON’T YOU TAKE A SEAT
INVENTOR OF THE TOILET
MY LIFE WAS PRETTY NEAT
YOU MAY NOT KNOW MY STORY
AND GOOGLE SEARCH YOUR NAME!
Thomas Crapper invented the toilet.
No he didn’t.
World’s worst musical.
Sh--
Crap.
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