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Valerie, going for a five square win, here. Where you going?
Gilbert Gottfried for the win!
[Audience applauds and cheers]
[Tom]: Gilbert, in a...
...in a poll, 94% of Hungarians compared to only 46% of Americans said doing this was necessary to feel fulfilled.
Doing what?
Having a child.
I disagree.
You fool!
[Audience laughs] Having a child is correct.
Oh, my goodness! Ah!
Gilbert Gottfried.
Gilbert Gottfried! [Audience applauds]
When she heard that Phileas Fogg had done it in 80 days, journalist Nellie Bly beat him by doing it in 72 days.
What did she do?
Ah, this is rowing the Atlantic.
I'm gonna agree.
You fool!
[Audience laughs] [Tom]: She went around the world in 72 days.
Its French designer named it the Atom because of its small size and the explosive effect a woman would have when she wore it.
Today, it's better known as...?
The tube top!
I agree!
You fool!
[Audience laughs, cheers and applauds]
What significance does 1908 have if you are a Chicago Cubs fan?
It's the last perfect pitch game.
[Audience laughs]
I'm gonna agree.
[Both]: You fool!
[Everyone laughs] [Audience appplauds and cheers]
Steve Austin...Steve Austin is a big, bad professional wrestler fully known as...?
The Crusher.
I'll agree.
You fool!
You fool!
[Audience laughs, cheers and applauds]
Stone Cold! Stone Cold!
[Tom]: Steve Austin. Alright, Officer Dave.
Gilbert Gottfried for the win.
[Tom]: Gilbert Gottfried for the win! [Laughs]
[Audience applauds and cheers]
By the way, if we run out of time during this regular game, we're all going out for drinks.
[Audience applauds and cheers] The...the word...[Laughs]
The word smog comes from what two words?
Smoke and fog.
[Tom]: Smoke and fog.
I'm gonna agree.
Smoke and fog!
[Audience applauds and cheers]
Yes!
Five square win! X gets the square!
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