The Guild Season 5 Bloopers


Uploaded by geekandsundry on Jul 5, 2012

Transcript:

MALE SPEAKER: Could you do it more--
FELICIA DAY: Attitude?
We're going to the gaming convention.
Tomorrow we're leaving for the gaming convention.
We're all--
oh boy.
[SINGING IN DEEP VOICE]
MALE SPEAKER: Cut!
[MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
SANDEEP PARIKH: Ooh.
[YELLING]
Piranha policeman.
MALE SPEAKER: Three, take one.
MALE SPEAKER: Marker.
MALE SPEAKER: Marker.
MALE SPEAKER: Scene six, take four.
MALE SPEAKER: Camera speeds.
MALE SPEAKER: Six, take five.
Marker.
MALE SPEAKER: Filming.

MALE SPEAKER: Dangerous game you're playing.
MALE SPEAKER: 39 Apple, take 3.
Pick up.
MALE SPEAKER: Sounds good.
MALE SPEAKER: Marker.
MALE SPEAKER: And action!
[SCUFFLING NOISES]
[INAUDIBLE]
[LAUGHTER]
MALE SPEAKER: I'm a me--
[BLEEP].
FELICIA DAY: The first time we'd ever done anything
officially as a guild.
Let me do that again.
ROBIN THORSEN: I don't know.
It's really hard to eat and say lines at the same time.
JEFF LEWIS: Bruce Wayne would [GIBBERISH].
MALE SPEAKER: Yeah?
Oh, yeah?
JEFF LEWIS: Yeah, absolutely--
MALE SPEAKER: Say it once more, please.
SANDEEP PARIKH: Do I-- can I pull a Christian Bale?
FELICIA DAY: No.
MALE SPEAKER: We are done professionally.
AMY OKUDA: Can we sell our shirts at your booth?
ROBIN THORSEN: [BLEEP]
Sorry.
FELICIA DAY: Yes, I used the word clocked.
I've been watching a lot of detective novels lately.
I've been watching them?
Really?
JEFF LEWIS: Take out the orc's care.
What'd I say?
MALE SPEAKER: That's what you said.
JEFF LEWIS: Oh, [BLEEP].
Take down the gore Clara.
Use flosh.
MALE SPEAKER: That's a little tutu I bought him.
MALE SPEAKER: Did you adopt him?
MALE SPEAKER: No, I actually gave birth to him.
[LAUGHTER]
WIL WHEATON: We once spent sexy time together.
Sorry!
I am alone.
So sorry.

SANDEEP PARIKH: Flame on.
ROBIN THORSEN: That's in my face.
MALE SPEAKER: We'll add it in post.
ROBIN THORSEN: OK.
[LAUGHTER]
MALE SPEAKER: I'm not just some walking cliche.
[SNAPS]
AMY OKUDA: Yup.
he owned me.
FELICIA DAY: What are we going to do now?
We wait the doofus out.
In the meantime, Haven't got a chance to play
the new demo yet.
Come on!
[INAUDIBLE]
[SQUEAKING NOISE]
[GROANING]
FEMALE SPEAKER: You can do it with force.
But I'll be in charge of--
it's stage combat.
MALE SPEAKER: All right, add
FEMALE SPEAKER: [BLEEP]
SANDEEP PARIKH: I want to be good and noble in this world.
And you should too.
[BLEEP]
MALE SPEAKER: Damn it.
SANDEEP PARIKH: I can do it.
I can do it.
Now I've got the Guild.
OK.
Dead kittens.
Dead kittens.
Dead kittens.

MALE SPEAKER: I just gave a thumbs up to my penis.
[CROWD CHANTING]
Cheesy!
Cheesy!
[INAUDIBLE]
MALE SPEAKER: Action!
MALE SPEAKER: You're next.
FEMALE SPEAKER: I'm into women.
SANDEEP PARIKH: Let's go have friend sex.
No?
FELICIA DAY: It's not scripted.
[SIGH]
I forget the rest.
MALE SPEAKER: Thank God.
MALE SPEAKER: Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC PLAYING]