Bree Essrig & Beth Hoyt LIVE! - 6/7/12 (Full Ep)


Uploaded by MyDamnChannel on 07.06.2012

Transcript:

BETH HOYT: Wah, wah, I--
I've eaten Grace.
No.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Did you guys think I was serious.
I--
I was not, serious.
She's in LA.
It's me on Thursdays.
And I just made you so glad about that.
So you're welcome.
I'm Beth Hoyt.
This is My Damn Channel Live.
And guess who's here.
Bree Essrig is here, you guys.
And I can go on and on about all the things that she does.
But also, we just made this.
So let's watch this video of Bree's highlights.
-My name is Bree Essrig.
Hi guys.
Hey guys, it's Bree.
Welcome to beauty reviews.
-Yay!

-I really need to get sex banged.
Goodbye, Jessica.
I'll miss you.

-Scout, what the hell are you doing?
-Oh, I'm just going to Narnia.
Thank you guys for watching.
We love you, goodbye.
BETH HOYT: Yay!
So anyway, everybody give it up for Bree Essrig.
BREE ESSRIG: Me
BETH HOYT: She was here the whole time.
BREE ESSRIG: I was hiding.
BETH HOYT: Down there.
Oh my, gosh.
Thanks for being here, Bree.
BREE ESSRIG: Thank you for having me.
BETH HOYT: You're welcome.
Thank you for being here.
You were just there the whole time.
So Bree, can you tell everyone a little bit about all of the
million things you do on your YouTube channel?
BREE ESSRIG: OK.
So on Mondays, I do either a sketch or a vlog.
Wednesdays, I do beauty advice.
And on Fridays, I do regular advice, where you guys send me
your questions.
And I answer them.
And since it's the month of June, I told people for voting
for me for the King of the Web, that I would do the daily
logs for a whole month.
BETH HOYT: That's-- and she's doing it, every day.
BREE ESSRIG: I am.
BETH HOYT: So Bree was one of the top 10 finalists for King
of the Web.
And she was My Damn Channel's winner to
come to New York City.
And that's why she's here.
BREE ESSRIG: I know.
BETH HOYT: So that's really exciting.
So we are going to do--
we did a haul.
BREE ESSRIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: You want to tell them what a haul is, just in
case they don't know?
BREE ESSRIG: Yeah, it's when you buy a bunch of stuff.
And then, you show it.
BETH HOYT: This is my first haul.
So the theme is like things you need for summer.
BREE ESSRIG: Yes.
BETH HOYT: OK.
So I'll go first.
This is my huge bag.
These are some of the things--
OK, this is some what I think is just like
essential stuff you need.
OK?
BREE ESSRIG: Yeah, yeah.
BETH HOYT: So this is one of things.
I'm pretty sure everyone needs this.
It is a lobster magnet.
Um and it wiggles and jiggles.
Oops, this is--
because the refrigerator hums.
So you know, it like is in constant motion.
So you can freak out your your guests.
BREE ESSRIG: Ooh!
Yeah, ooh, don't do that.
BETH HOYT: At your summer house-- and put
that on your fridge.
So that's very essential, right?
That's a good one.
BREE ESSRIG: Yep.
BREE ESSRIG: What do-- what do you have?
BREE ESSRIG: Oh, what do I have?
Oh, first of all, I just have to say, this
is my bag from Target.
I know, super-essench for some, someys.
BETH HOYT: It's perfect.
BREE ESSRIG: OK.
So yeah.
I have that.
And what's in my bag?
I--
BETH HOYT: Super-essench for someys.
BREE ESSRIG: Someys, yeah.
I made that up, just now.
BETH HOYT: Mm hm.
I was good.
BREE ESSRIG: I have some water, you know.
BETH HOYT: Gotta keep hydrated.
BREE ESSRIG: Or if I need to swallow my meds, um vitamins,
my vitamins, um I have a Mio.
BETH HOYT: What is a Mio?
BREE ESSRIG: Lemonade flavor, OK, I love these.
I'm not--
I did not get paid to say this.
I love these.
They come in so many different flavors.
BETH HOYT: You should.
BREE ESSRIG: I really should.
There's like no calories in it.
And it tastes just like lemonade.
And I just squirt some in.
BETH HOYT: Oh, so it's just like a-- like a Emergen-C or
like a Crystal Light.
BREE ESSRIG: Except it has no nutritional values.
It just tastes delish.
BETH HOYT: That's better.
BREE ESSRIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: That's great.
So it helps you drink all-- so then you make sure you drink
all your water, when you make it taste good.
BREE ESSRIG: Yes.
BETH HOYT: OK.
So another thing for summer, yes.
When you are like-- so this is um I don't know
who he is or she.
Do you?
BREE ESSRIG: That looks like a girl.
BETH HOYT: It's a fan.
And this is also essential for summer, to keep you cool.
BREE ESSRIG: That actually is.
That is essential.
BETH HOYT: And you look cool and like you have some inside
knowledge of this pop culture.
BREE ESSRIG: Does it make you smarter?
Cause you're fanning yourself with like an Asian?
BETH HOYT: Do I look smarter?
BREE ESSRIG: Little bit.
BETH HOYT: So that's your answer.
BREE ESSRIG: OK.
BETH HOYT: What is something else you have?
BREE ESSRIG: Um I have uh--
I have some Tylenol.
BETH HOYT: OK, perfect summer, when the heat is causing you
to get a headache.
That's a good thing you need.
I have this.
These are essential for--
BREE ESSRIG: What is that?
BETH HOYT: You can have one.
For when it's summer time, your hot.
BREE ESSRIG: You're excited.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, and you're tired of clapping your hands.
You know, enough.
It matches your lips.
BREE ESSRIG: Thanks.
BETH HOYT: And you're just tired of like clapping.
You know, it get so tiring.
So you can be like, hey.
BREE ESSRIG: Party!
BETH HOYT: Yep, mm hm.
BREE ESSRIG: Totally.
BETH HOYT: So that's that.
That's a good thing.
What else do you have?
BREE ESSRIG: Um one last thing.
BETH HOYT: We'll pull out our last item at the same time.
Maybe it's the same thing.
BREE ESSRIG: OK.
OK.
For summer--
BETH HOYT: Ready, set--
BREE ESSRIG: Go!
BETH HOYT: A tiara.
BREE ESSRIG: Sunglasses, oh.
BETH HOYT: Well, mine--
mine lights up.
So that you can put your sunglasses on.
And then when I wear mine, it um-- then you can
be blinded by it.
Cause sometimes, you know, you feel like a princess.
BREE ESSRIG: That's cute.
BETH HOYT: When you're just like hot and sweaty.
BREE ESSRIG: When it's your birthday.
BETH HOYT: Or just on Tuesday.
BREE ESSRIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: So that was our summer haul.
When we come back, we have so many Twitter questions for
you-- from you guys for Bree.
So when we get back, we're going to answer those.
But here's a quick video.
We'll be right back.

[MUSIC PLAYING]
-And that's why I think this show needs an asshole living
in the garbage.

[MUSIC PLAYING]
-This is "Adjustment Bureau."
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-If you don't mind, I'm with the Adjustment Bureau.
-Go ahead.
-I'm gonna do some minor adjustments, if that's all
right.
-All right, perfect.
-I'm adjusting people, all day long.
-Oh, thanks.
-I'm with the adjustment bureau.
I went to FIT.
I know about that.
Women look at your shoes.
And also, women look at your dick.
So you want your dick and your shoes to be just right.
Because you never know when you're gonna run into that
butt, that makes you want to jump up and down.
How do you say McMayhem in Korean?
-McMayhem.
-True.
Now, uh take the jacket off.
-No!
-Please, please, please.
Put your arms up.
-(SPEAKING KOREAN)
-Both arms up.
Both arms up.
You know, it's a sunny day.
You're wearing a nice belt.
It's a little punk rock.
It's a little chic.
Can I please just button one of your buttons for you
please?
-No.
-Just one.
-No.
-Just one.
-No.
-I can't push your buttons?
Now, you could take one of these earrings out and just
floss with one of these earrings on the left, just to
keep it gangster on one side.
Come on, you guys are shining stars.
Let me shine your glasses.
Let me shine your stuff.
Look at me, real quick.
This is gonna be your last second.
-No, please.
No hair gel, please.
-When you go to the party tonight, you're not gonna have
any boogies.
Check this out.
We have a winner.
We need deodorant.
Tuck it in.
There you go.
OK, all around, all around, all the way around.
You've been adjusted.
Gotta get rid of that hat though, for me, for the world,
and for Ed Hardy.

BETH HOYT: And we're back.
All right.
Let's get to those Tweets and questions you have.
First up, it's a Tweet.
Yes, it is a Tweet.
And this is from Sami_Ulin13.
"Will you be doing a meetup at NYU while you're there?"
BREE ESSRIG: I think so.
I haven't decided.
It I don't know.
It's-- it's a little sketchy.
BETH HOYT: So stay tuned to your Twittzers to find out if
you're gonna do it.
BREE ESSRIG: Follow me on Twitter and Facebook.
BETH HOYT: Yep.
BREE ESSRIG: And Tumbler.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
And then you'll-- you'll let everyone know.
BREE ESSRIG: I'll let you know.
BETH HOYT: I'll try and come too, then.
BREE ESSRIG: Really?
BETH HOYT: Yeah, I be like--
I'll protect you.
BREE ESSRIG: Good.
BETH HOYT: I'll be the tall person.
BREE ESSRIG: Then I might have one.
BETH HOYT: OK.
Another Tweet is from jadams2.
"How did you get into YouTube?"
BREE ESSRIG: I went to high school with Michael Gallagher,
who's TotallySketch on YouTube.
And I started acting in his videos.
BETH HOYT: That's his name, or he is?
BREE ESSRIG: He is totally sketchy.
BETH HOYT: OK.
BREE ESSRIG: But that's his channel name.
BREE ESSRIG: OK.
BREE ESSRIG: And uh-- yeah, and he's like, you
should make a channel.
Cause people want to know who you are.
I was like, OK.
So I made it for like the two people that were watching me.
BETH HOYT: That's amazing.
BREE ESSRIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: And now, she's queen of the web.
OK, Tumbler, this is from ofdiamonds.
"Do your best One Direction fan girl impression."
BREE ESSRIG: I don't think I'm allowed to because it's so
inappropriate.
The things they do, they just--
I can't show it.
BETH HOYT: So wait-- if they say it's OK.
BREE ESSRIG: Oh, but you don't have to.
BETH HOYT: You could--
BREE ESSRIG: it's A private moment.
BETH HOYT: OK.
Direct them to where they can see it.
See you doing it.
BREE ESSRIG: Uh you could--
BETH HOYT: Is it on one of your um--
BREE ESSRIG: No.
But if you go to--
if you go to Google, type, you know, 12-year-old girls.
Like, never mind.
You could get in trouble.
Actually, you can't get in trouble.
Because you can stream pedophile stuff.
But as long as you're not downloading it, it's OK.
You just found that out.
Right?
BETH HOYT: So don't download it, just go and look at it.
BREE ESSRIG: Don't download it, just stream it.
But that's what girls do.
BETH HOYT: the 12-year-old girls are
obsessed with One Direction.
That's what's happening?
BREE ESSRIG: Mm hm.
BETH HOYT: Gosh.
All right, a Tumbler question is from 30thousanddays.
"Favorite '90s TV show?" Ooh, good question.
BREE ESSRIG: My So-Called Life.
BETH HOYT: Wow!
BREE ESSRIG: Mm.
BETH HOYT: I--
I'm with you on that.
BREE ESSRIG: Jordan Catalano.
BETH HOYT: Oh, my gosh.
Totally.
BREE ESSRIG: I died my hair red because of Claire Danes.
Not really, but--
BETH HOYT: That's a good enough reason to have in the
background, like another reason why it was a good idea.
BREE ESSRIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: A Tumbler question is from templemahn.
"What camera we do you use and what software?"
BREE ESSRIG: I use a Canon 7D.
And I use Final Cut Pro.
BETH HOYT: Bada-bing, bada-bang.
Info fed to you, just like that.
Tumbler.
BREE ESSRIG: What?
What?
BETH HOYT: Yep.
Another Tumbler question is from hannahwritingstuff.
"What's your favourite movie?
I bet it's unBreelievable.
BREE ESSRIG: It is.
It's a tie between three, uh kind of embarrassing, but
Hearts in Atlantis, based off the Stephen King book, with
Anthony Hopkins.
A-Hop, as I like to call him.
BETH HOYT: Oh, sure.
BREE ESSRIG: Yeah.
And then Splendor in the Grass, with Natalie Wood.
BETH HOYT: Oh, oh, Splendor in the Grass, yeah.
BREE ESSRIG: Yeah, And then-- and then, Boogie Nights.
There you go.
BETH HOYT: That is quite an eclectic three.
BREE ESSRIG: Yes.
BETH HOYT: You also had that answer that was good.
I don't even know.
OK, Tweet.
Another Tweet is from LucieAllin0XX.
"Who is your YouTube crush?"
BREE ESSRIG: Ooh, I have a big YouTube crush on-- her name's
Colleen Ballinger.
She goes by Miranda Sings.
And she is phenomenal.
I'm a little bit in love with her.
BETH HOYT: Check it out.
BREE ESSRIG: Check it out.
BETH HOYT: Uh, another Tweet is from ClayMonster13.
"Hey Bree, wat do I do if I'm in a relashionship with a
girl, but I like another.
Please answer."
BREE ESSRIG: I think you should break up with the girl
and go for somebody that you actually like.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
Yeah.
BREE ESSRIG: Right?
BETH HOYT: I mean, kind of, were you-- were you wanting us
to say something.
Were you wanting her to say something different?
Because it seems like--
BREE ESSRIG: Well, I could say, no, stay in your
relationship, in your terrible relationship.
BETH HOYT: And just like the other girl from afar.
BREE ESSRIG: Just watch her from afar.
BETH HOYT: You're, yeah.
Next Tweet is from ninja--
ninjaval33.
No, HaleighDawson.
"What made you start--
BREE ESSRIG: No, ninjaval33.
BETH HOYT: ninjaval33, "what's your favourite thing about
summer?" Ah, and then this face.
BREE ESSRIG: My favorite thing about summer.
BETH HOYT: So the YouTuber got so excited towards the end of
that, they were like-- (SCREAMING) what's your
favourite thing about--
it's summer!
What is it?
BREE ESSRIG: When you read it, I got too excited.
What's my favorite thing?
I don't know.
Uh, oh, movies, all the good summer releases, The Dark
Knight Rises.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
BREE ESSRIG: That is coming out, during the summer.
BETH HOYT: I'm going to the movies when it's
like, because you're--
BREE ESSRIG: I hate sun.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
BREE ESSRIG: So yes.
BETH HOYT: You get that bag.
That's all you need.
You get your Vitamin D from your purse.
BREE ESSRIG: Yes.
BETH HOYT: You guys, that's-- that's all the time.
That was 10 minutes.
That goes by so fast.
BREE ESSRIG: What!
BETH HOYT: Opposite of this sound.
That I feel like this is going boo.
All right.
Thank you so much for being here, Bree.
BREE ESSRIG: Thank you for having me.
BETH HOYT: Uh yeah.
So I mean--
OK.
So OK.
Here's some business, you guys.
Subscribe to this show.
BREE ESSRIG: Subscribe to My Damn Channel.
Subscribe, and subscribe to this show and subscribe to
Bree and to my vlog.
BREE ESSRIG: It's Beth.
She started the channel.
BETH HOYT: Yep.
Um and let's see.
On Monday, Daily Grace is in LA.
So she'll be hosting on Monday.
Um tomorrow, we'll be giving the weekly wrap up.
We have so many fun guests and so much fun to show for--
so much of a fun show for you next week.
Um anything else you want to tell your fans, while we have
them live and they're watching.
BREE ESSRIG: Yes.
My friend Courtney Pants is running for King of the Web.
So go vote for her.
BETH HOYT: Vote for Courtney Pants.
BREE ESSRIG: Woo!
BETH HOYT: Courtney Pants 2012.
BREE ESSRIG: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: On the web.