Annoying Orange - Garret the Parrot

-Carrot! -[squawking]: Awk! Carrot!
-Carrot! -Carrot!
-Carrot, Carrot! -Carrot! Carrot!
-Carrot, Carrot! Hey, Carrot! -Hey, Carrot!
-What do you want? I'm right here!
-Hey Carrot, meet my parrot. His name is Garret.
-His name is Garret. Rawk! -[laughs]
-Oh, you gotta be kidding me. -Hey, Garret,
looks like Carrot can hardly bear it. [laughs]
-[laughs, squawks] -[groans]
-[rapping]: Share it, pare it, blare it
Wear it, scare it, bear it, one demerit
-[rapping]: Share it, pare it, blare it
Wear it, scare it, bare it, RAWK demerit!
-Enough! Okay, we get it. You learned how to rhyme.
-Carrot's right, Garret. -[squawks]
-We should rhyme some other time. [laughs]
-Rhyme some other time!
[both laugh] -[squawks loudly]
-[bothered groan] -Hey Garret, stop copying me!
-Stop copying me! -No, stop copying ME!
[laughs] -Stop copying ME! [laughs]
-What is happening right now?
-Brawwk!! -Raawk!
Raaaaarr! -Rawk!!
-Rawwwr!! -Aaaaaahh!!!
-Hey! Hey, Carrot! Hey, Carrot, hey!
-[irritated voice]: What?!
-Have you ever considered getting a ferret? [laughs]
-What does that even-- -You can name him Jarret.
[laughing]: Jarret the ferret.
-[groans] -Jarret the ferret! Brawk!
-Braaawk! -Braaaaaaawk!!
-Brawwk!! -Braaaaawk!!!
[Orange and Garret laugh, Carrot groans deeply]
-Dude, really?
-[rapping]: Bock it, rock it, sock it, dock it
Lock it, walk it, Polly Pocket
-[rapping]: Bock it, rock it, sock it, dock it
Lock it, walk it, Polly want a cracker
-What? He didn't repeat what you said.
-Huh? -You said "Polly Pocket,"
but he said... -Polly want a cracker!
[squawks] -Exactly.
-Polly want a cracker! Brawk!!
-See? Your parrot's broken or somethin'.
-Garret's not broken. He's just outspoken. [laughs]
-Hey guys, what's crackin'? [chuckles]
-Polly want a cracker! Braaaawk!!!
-Oh, I should not have come here.
-[wings flap, squawks] -[screams]
-Well, congratulations, Orange. You happy with yourself now?
-How now brown cow?
-Stop rhyming.
-Stop climbing! [laughs]
-I'm not climbing. No one's climbing.
-Stop whining. [laughs]
-This is honestly the dumbest conversation
in the history of history itself!
-Hey! Hey, Carrot! -What?!
-Ferret! -Huh?
[ferret growls] Aah!!
-Whoa! Poor Carrot.
There's no one left to inherit your ferret. [laughs]
-Hi, yeah, can I get the number for animal control, please?
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