Mitchell Davis & DailyGrace LIVE - 4/26/12 (FULL EP)


Uploaded by MyDamnChannel on 26.04.2012

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GRACE HELBIG: Whoop, there it is.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hello, my weird bodied internet cafe bars.
Daily Grace here.
Welcome to My Damn Channel LIVE.

We're live for all of 10 minutes.
So let's get this party started right.
If you missed the awesomeness that was yesterday's show,
because you're a big ol' bag of dumb, here's a clip.
MUSICAL GROUP: Oh, hand me down, my pretty wife.
She's the host of My Damn Channel LIVE.
'Cause all--
MALE SPEAKER: That's the part when the hobo marries Beth.
MUSICAL GROUP: --away.

GRACE HELBIG: They have the voices of so
many hipster angels.
It's really a beautiful, plaid thing.
Guys, let's kick things off with MFCFLTS.

That's an acronym for my favorite comment from last
Thursday's show.
What do we got?
This is from malcanirel.
Cool name, bro.
"Omg I never see DG live because I'm at school, but I
ditched today.
This is a special time." [GASP]
I am so proud of you.
You don't need school, you made the right choice.
You need to drop out of school, do all the drugs, have
all the sex, get all the STDs, and die in your 20s.
That's life.
Jack Kerouac wrote about that kind of stuff.
I'm proud of you.
Great job.
I hope you're watching today.
Who needs math?
Here's a math problem for you.
You plus me equals success.
Obamacare.
Speaking of people with beautiful hair playing
beautiful music, check out this beautiful clip of
beautiful Reggie Watts from last beautiful week.
You're beautiful.
REGGIE WATTS: [MAKING BEAT]
BETH HOYT: I just--
I don't know if we went too far with--

I don't know if this is going to work this time.
REGGIE WATTS: Yeah, I think it will work.
[SINGING]
Baby, Beth, baby.
B is the name of your name.
Your name, your name starts with a B. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
BETH HOYT: That's a good start.
REGGIE WATTS: Your name starts with a B and B is a letter in
the alphabet.
It comes second.
It's not first, but it's close enough, baby.
Second is the best.
Beth, you are the best at being second, yeah.
Oooh.

Come on.
[INAUDIBLE]

Breakdown!
[BEAT BOXES]
Yeah, yeah.
Uh-huh.
You feelin' this?
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
REGGIE WATTS: Bass line.
[BEAT BOXES]
Yeah, come on.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Beth on My Damn Channel.
It's My Damn Channel.
My Damn, Damn Channel.
Beth on My Damn Channel.
Doin' the best that I can with the Beth that I got.
Everything's gonna be all right.
You put your foot down, and you take another foot.
And you take the two feet, and you put them in repeat.
You be moving along.
Yeah, Beth.
[INAUDIBLE]

Beth, baby, sugar pie, baby.
Beth.
[INAUDIBLE]

Yo, Beth.
BETH HOYT: Yeah.
REGGIE WATTS: You know you've got great, great red hair.
I love your reddish hair, so beautiful like you don't care.
You've got eyes.
Eyes are nice.
You can see good.
Do you even like rice, [INAUDIBLE] sushi or stuff?
And your smile's real nice.
It's really good, huh.
Looks good on ya.
Yo, come on, put your hands together yo for the Beth.
Yo, put your hands together.
Yo, put them together for the Beth.
Baby, baby, baby, baby.
Baby, you're the Beth.
BETH HOYT: Thanks, Reggie.

GRACE HELBIG: [SIGH]
That was beautiful.
Gah, I--
Beautiful, absolutely beautiful hashtag beautiful.
Gah.
I wish Reggie would have sang to me.
Speaking of not having Reggie on this show and of YouTube
celebrities, I have a very special guest today.
Some say he's been Justin Bieber of the internet.
And some people don't.
Please welcome Mitchell Davis!
[SINGS GIBBERISH]
Thank you for being here, Mitchell.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Thank you for being here.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh wait, I brought something to make you
feel more at home.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Aww.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
Jeansies!
MITCHELL DAVIS: We're twinsies!
GRACE HELBIG: Jinx.
Jean jinx.
Uh, now Mitchell Davis is a YouTuber.
And what is the name of your channel?
MITCHELL DAVIS: Livelavalive.
GRACE HELBIG: What?
MITCHELL DAVIS: Yes.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god, and what kind of videos do you
make over there?
MITCHELL DAVIS: Who knows.
GRACE HELBIG: The internet.
And how long have you been making videos?
MITCHELL DAVIS: Five years.
GRACE HELBIG: That's a toddler.
MITCHELL DAVIS: That's a small human.
That's a small human's life.
GRACE HELBIG: Why did you start making videos?
The internet.
Oh wow.
This is have been really riveting.
And Mitchell, you're not from New York City.
Where are you from?
MITCHELL DAVIS: I'm from Ohio.
GRACE HELBIG: Some say that that state is one
giant manila folder.
MITCHELL DAVIS: No one says that.
GRACE HELBIG: This girl does.
Jeansies!
MITCHELL DAVIS: Jeansies!
GRACE HELBIG: Now I brought Mitchell all the way out here
from Ohio to play a brand new game that we're debuting today
called
MITCHELL DAVIS: Double Dare 2001 A Space Odyssey.
GRACE HELBIG: Unfortunately, we could not get Marc Summers
to host this segment because he was busy
fixing fringe on a rug.
He's got OCD.
MITCHELL DAVIS: It's bad.
GRACE HELBIG: Did you see that 60 Minutes?
MITCHELL DAVIS: Don't make a big deal out of it.
GRACE HELBIG: They made a cut away to a dramatization of
someone fixing fringe on the rug.
MITCHELL DAVIS: God bless his soul.
GRACE HELBIG: He couldn't do it.
You can't do it.
Rest in peace, Marc Summers.
MITCHELL DAVIS: He's not dead.
GRACE HELBIG: Anyway, here's how it works.
I will give Mitchell a dare.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Me?
GRACE HELBIG: You.
And then Mitchell--
MITCHELL DAVIS: I.
GRACE HELBIG: --give me a dare.
MITCHELL DAVIS: You're kidding.
And we have no knowledge of each other's dare.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Or each other.
GRACE HELBIG: At all.
And then we're both going to try to accomplish said dare.
And then you guys--
you in here--
will vote on who did the dare better.
MITCHELL DAVIS: For me.
You're going to vote for me.
GRACE HELBIG: No, this is Obamacare, democracy.
We--
MITCHELL DAVIS: You're going to vote for me.
GRACE HELBIG: You're going to vote.
Now everyone of every age and other things can vote.
Yay!
MITCHELL DAVIS: Congratulations!
GRACE HELBIG: Let's get into the dares.
MITCHELL DAVIS: OK.
GRACE HELBIG: We wrote them down on note cards, so we
wouldn't forget.
And it's like we're passing notes in a
hallway of a high school.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I didn't fold mine like a football.
I know how to do that.
OK.
MITCHELL DAVIS: What's a football?

GRACE HELBIG: It's funny that we both have
kind of similar dares.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Yeah, we do.
Yeah, we do.
We've literally never seen these.
I'll read yours first.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Take 10 shots of seltzer.
GRACE HELBIG: Seltzer.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Seltzer in 30 seconds #butts.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, and then mine is take a shot of ketchup
and mustard #butts.
Have you seen the hidden hashtag?
Well, let's bring out.
We have uh Nate here.
Wonderful Nate who's giving us all of these trinkets.
OK, let me get this computer out of the way.
MITCHELL DAVIS: This is--
Look at this.
GRACE HELBIG: Oh no.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Look at--
GRACE HELBIG: Oh no.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Yes!
GRACE HELBIG: OK, and a stopwatch.
So you need to take 10 shots of these.
I will pour the shots.
OK?
Do you want to go first?
I didn't even ask you that.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Let's just do this.
GRACE HELBIG: OK, let's just get it over.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Wait.
GRACE HELBIG: Wait, let me start with the
first one in here.
MITCHELL DAVIS: I'm so ready.
GRACE HELBIG: Ready?
MITCHELL DAVIS: Yes.
GRACE HELBIG: Here we go.
And go!

Oh, this is so easy.
They should have been set up.

Ahh, ahh.
This is too easy.
It should have been 10 set up in a row.
Go!
You're only at three and you have 15 seconds up.
Go.
Go Just chug the whole--
[GRUNTS].
This dare did not go as planned.
And that's a--
MITCHELL DAVIS: My belly feels like there's a party in it.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, a really bloated party.
30 seconds is up.
MITCHELL DAVIS: I had to have drank--
GRACE HELBIG: That's not 10 shots.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Where would--
GRACE HELBIG: I don't know what kind of bar
you're going to--
MITCHELL DAVIS: Where wouldn't the 10 shots been?
GRACE HELBIG: OK, let me just get mind over with then.
MITCHELL DAVIS: OK.
This is--
I--
OK.
GRACE HELBIG: I want to make a cheers.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Oh, please.
GRACE HELBIG: Let's make a toast.
MITCHELL DAVIS: OK, and I already know what I
want to toast to--
#butts.
GRACE HELBIG: Here's to butts.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Here's to butts.
How do I even?
OK.

I thought this is going to be a really bad [INAUDIBLE].
It won't come out.

[POUTS]
MITCHELL DAVIS: Oh, you look so pretty.

GRACE HELBIG: [GROANS]
It's a good thing that my body hated that.
That'll be fun in like 20 minutes.
Yay!
Now, yours--
I'm so pissed about my dare.
So pissed.
MITCHELL DAVIS: I--
GRACE HELBIG: They were supposed to be set up in tens,
so you'd have to go down the line.
I did not specify.
MITCHELL DAVIS: I did.
I did.
I set--
Did you see how it was even like marked?
GRACE HELBIG: OK, how do the towels work?
MITCHELL DAVIS: It was even marked as like mustard and
then ketchup.
Not mixed.
I said not mixed.
GRACE HELBIG: Ugh.
I'm so pissed.
Anyway, so there's the--
That was, um, I feel like uh--
MITCHELL DAVIS: I'm going to burp so much.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, that's the plan!
That's going to happen.
Yeah, yeah.
Now you guys have to leave us a comment, telling
us who did it best.
And we will declare a winner by the end of the show.
My body feels confused.
Um, speaking of mak--
making people uncomfortable, check out
this clip from McMayhem.
Can I have a little of that?
MITCHELL DAVIS: Yeah, go for it.
MATT MCMANUS: This is something we call Sneaky Tuna,
where we sneak up on some guys and open a can of tuna.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
McMayhem, McMayhem.
You didn't know?
Naw, he ain't playin'.

FEMALE SPEAKER 1: What is that?
MATT MCMANUS: Tuna.

MATT MCMANUS: Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.
Uh-huh.
Mmm.

FEMALE SPEAKER 2: Ugh!
My god.

This is the most violating thing I've
experienced in my life.
FEMALE SPEAKER 1: You know you're so ugly.
He's so ugly.
FEMALE SPEAKER 2: This is like hell.
This is insanity, utter insanity.
FEMALE SPEAKER 1: Oh, smells so bad.
Ohh!
[DOGS BARKING]
McMayhem!
GRACE HELBIG: We're back!
Welcome back!
And now it is time for some Twitter and comment Q and A.
Let's take our first question or comment from Twitter.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Tw-tw-tw-Twitter.
GRACE HELBIG: This is from @kirapearse.
"What song would you sing to the girl/boy of
your dreams?" Hmm.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Um, what's that song that Sisqo made?
"Thigh like a truck truck truck, hey, babe!"
GRACE HELBIG: "Dumps like a truck.
Dumps like a truck."
MITCHELL DAVIS: That song.
GRACE HELBIG: "The Thong Song."
MITCHELL DAVIS: "The Thong Song." I'd sing "The Thong
Song."
GRACE HELBIG: I would sing.
MITCHELL DAVIS: What would you sing to me?
GRACE HELBIG: The song that--
about the guy whose kid fell out of the window and
he wrote that song.
"When I see you in heaven." That one.
I would sing that one.
Now let's look at a comment.
What do we got?
This is from kyky228.
"Grace, whats your favorite meal you've made?
Lucky charming russian, Fagetti wich..."
Um, I think the best meal I've ever made was drunk casserole,
which is layers of mashed potatoes, and mac and cheese,
and biscuits, and meatballs, and all kinds of--
meatless meatballs.
What a world.
And so many things.
But you know what?
That meal uh was Godzilla and my stomach was Tokyo.
It ruined me.
Oh, the [INAUDIBLE], and it was just horrible.
Let's take another comment.
MITCHELL DAVIS: That's gross.
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
Eyesoulated says, "Is this like iCarly
or something?" Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
We actually-- that's our favorite show.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Is it?
GRACE HELBIG: It's iCarly.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Is it?
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
And we actually always do this one scene from iCarly.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Do we?
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
MITCHELL DAVIS: What is it?
Let's do it.
We should do it.
We should do it.
GRACE HELBIG: Ready?
MITCHELL DAVIS: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: OK.
And we're in a high school of a college.
MITCHELL DAVIS: OK.
GRACE HELBIG: We're in a high school of a college.
MITCHELL DAVIS: OK.
GRACE HELBIG: Ready?
MITCHELL DAVIS: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Hey, Carly.
MITCHELL DAVIS: What's up?

GRACE HELBIG: Done.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Wasn't that really good?
GRACE HELBIG: Yeah.
That show is riveting.
The plot thickens.
Let's take another comment.
Uh, 1DBreaksMyTables says, "im wearing a jean jacket cause i
wanna be jeansies with mitchell."
You can't be jeansies with him.
I'm jeansies with him.
You get your jean jacket and get out of here.
Don't touch me.
You're filthy, dirty now.
MITCHELL DAVIS: I didn't write that.

GRACE HELBIG: I can never trust you.
MITCHELL DAVIS: And from Twitter we have "what is your
biggest fear?" What's your biggest fear?
GRACE HELBIG: Um.
MITCHELL DAVIS: What's your biggest fear?
GRACE HELBIG: Human touch.
What is your biggest fear?
MITCHELL DAVIS: Biggest fear.
Biggest fear.
GRACE HELBIG: And sharks, I hate them.
They're the worst.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Just a giant fear--
GRACE HELBIG: Of yours is.
MITCHELL DAVIS: I don't know.
I don't know what my--
What am I afraid of?
Uh.
GRACE HELBIG: When you think of like what scares you,
what's the first thing that comes into your head?
MITCHELL DAVIS: You.
Biggest fear.
GRACE HELBIG: Me.
I get that a lot.
I'm a terrifying human being
MITCHELL DAVIS: [SCREAMS]
It's OK, sorry, yeah, biggest fear.
GRACE HELBIG: Let's take another Twitter question.
This is from @irenetangy21.
You know what's feeling tangy?
My body.
Right now.
"What is your guilty pleasure?"
MITCHELL DAVIS: I know mine.
GRACE HELBIG: Is it denim?
MITCHELL DAVIS: No.
GRACE HELBIG: What is it?
MITCHELL DAVIS: It is Katy Perry.
Any time that I--
GRACE HELBIG: She's kind of great.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Any time that I am editing and just in my
underwear, I will just crank that while it's rendering and
just dance.
And it gets, and it is--
GRACE HELBIG: Whoa.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Whoa.
GRACE HELBIG: He lets the California
girls hang out, and--
MITCHELL DAVIS: I got what you did there.
GRACE HELBIG: Last Friday night was crazy.
MITCHELL DAVIS: [LAUGH]
GRACE HELBIG: What's my guilty pleasure?
MITCHELL DAVIS: Yeah.
GRACE HELBIG: Reality television.
It's not guilty.
I just love it.
I love it.
I love it.
Reality television and Mini Twixes.
I wanted to curse just then, and I refrained myself.
But ugh, f-you Mini Twixes and your enticing ways.
Guys, this has been--
MITCHELL DAVIS: They just haunt you.
GRACE HELBIG: They haunt me.
They get in my mouth somehow all the time.
If I had a nickle for every time I had
to say that to someone.
Guys, this is the end.
This is the end.
Thank you for all your Twitter questions and comments.
But before we go, we need to check out who you guys think
won Double Dare 2001 A Space Odyssey.
MITCHELL DAVIS: Who was it?
GRACE HELBIG: Show us the winner.
Who is it?
"Ew ketchup!!
Grace wins, hands down." Yes!
Yes, I do.
I do.
Yes, I do.
I win!
Look at this.
You're looking at a winner.
Jeansies.
MITCHELL DAVIS: I applaud you.
GRACE HELBIG: Thank you.
I'd like to thank Jaden Smith, and that is all.
OK, this has been so much fun.
No, lastly, before we go guys, for those of you in and around
New York, we're giving away tickets to Wainy Days Live
happening at UCB East on Monday on our Twitter today.
So go check that out at twitter.com/mydamnchannel for
a chance to win.
[BELCH]
Excuse me.
I am ruined.
I am slowly falling apart.
Oh, what is life?
That's all you get for the show today, guys.
You are just a bunch of giant rodents, and I love it.
Thank you Mitchell for being here.
And make sure that you check him out at
youtube.com/livelavalive.
And if you don't--
Oh, and don't forget me, like I just forgot, every other day
of the week on mydamnchannel.com/dailygrace.
Until next week, live long and proper.
Bye!
[DING]
Give me my trophy.
[MUSIC PLAYING]