СтопХам 31 - Ара я машина/ Armenian car


Uploaded by StopXAM on Mar 30, 2012

Transcript:
-It is allowed to stand here. Im not standing there, am I?
-It is allowed to stand where? To stand in a third row?
-This aint no third row, this is a neutral zone, just in case...
-Neutral zone here. My car broke down, but Im not standing there.
-Please, put the caution signs.
-There... You see the bus? There, for *horns*.
-Will you move aside? Thank you.
-Could you park your car in another place? -Where?
-Look, in the Raks there is a parking, go there.
-Parking costs 50 roubles per hour there.
-You can arrange a meeting there, where it is possible. But now your making a situation there, where it shouldnt be.
-Remove the sticker!
-You have been warned for 5 times.
-Five times? Who the hell you are?
-What do you mean by WHO? Im just a pedestrian, like you. Just approached you.
-Lets call the police?
-Lets do it! -Lets do it!
-Will you drive aside? Does it mean you will not wait for the police?
-This is your car, isnt it? Это ваша же да, машина?
-Maybe...
-Maybe... it is parked on the line right now.
-So what? What do you want to tell me by that? Why have you turned the camera on?
-Please, park the car in another place.
-We ask you. -Just repark your car.
-What the hell is going on here?
-I have seen you on TV! Good job! Well done!
-Well... The hell with you... You have lost your fucking mind! -Thank you.
-You dont say!
-Who do you work for?
-For ourselves.
-Damn, something is wrong with you... However... well, fine. Короче у вас фигня какая то... хотя правильно.
-Hello, can we ask you to repark your car? 0:02:30.600,0:02:33.000 -You have parked on the pedestrian crossing and you block the traffic.
-You could just come and ask. The hell are you filming for?
-We have asked to repark. Will you do it?
-Could you repark?
-No, there are no other places. Show me free space. Come on, go away!
-Fuck, Im telling you - if you touch the damn car im gonna fuck you up.
-Ara, yea the car, Ara!
-Damn, get lost! Come on, leave!
-Ara, where park to? Show the place?
-There is a good place right here.
-Show the place!
-There, by CUM! There is a parking place.
-Cum there, me - here!