In such an advanced internet era,
every people tend to google the solutions for their difficulties.
Even you wanna write like an architect, blow the whistles,
lauch Chi Gong, stop caughing, and so on.
You will get instructions while surfing on the interneet.
However, what if you want to make an atomic bomb?
You would not be able to fight back with the aliens even if he robs you of your gilrfiend.
You must sent them a great surprise beside honestiest wishes.
Therefore, you'll need an atomic bomb!
You ought to do some preparation, and realize theories of the "present".
There are two kinds of szu-szu (capsules for curing flu), so are atomic bombs.
They are, Nuclear fission and nuclear fusion.
Simply speaking, nuclear fission is split a pork ball into two.
Nuclear fusion is to combine two pork balls into one.
These reactions may generate great amount of energy.
This time we would like to introduce nuclear-fission atomic bomb.
What is nuclear fission?
That is quite easy as well, first, you shoot a neutron.
It will bump into uranium235,
and make it divide into Ba141 and krypton92
This reaction will shoot away three neutrons, and collide more uranium235.
A chain reaction is started.
This reaction is not following the law of mass conservation.
0.18596 amu will be eliminated at one reaction.
According to Einstein's famous equation of E=mc2.
Thus 1 gram of uranium can generate 8 billion joules by means of nuclear reaction.
This is possibly enough to surprise them.
I've already made a blueprint for you.
What you can see is the blueprint of an implosion nuclear bomb.
The reactant in implosion nuclear bombis plutonium239.
What we need is 1.5 kilogram of plutonium239.
It's much easier to secure this ingredient.
You just have to pretend that you are building a nuclear plant,
and then buy some uranium for producing electricity.
Make deuterium bump into uranium238 and then you can get plutonium239.
This is even not so hard, ine man has done in 1940.
The No.4 nuclear plant is not running, and you can borrow it for few days.
There are some other simple components.
The initiator.
That is the thing that shoot neutrons in the beggining.
It consists of beryllium and polonium.
The reflector lets the neutron shooted by initiator reflect back.
More nuclear reactions are generated.
Bomb, it makes high pressure and a lot of heat in the interior.
Just like making a toy Gundam model.
Let's make it with graphs, probably you are able to do it.
This is the most difficult step.
After all you have to go to school on weekdays.
You got no time to go errands by yourself.
If money is not a problem, you can ask speedpost to do it for you.
Oops, I forgot to tell you,
the atomic bomb made by you this time are capable of blow up a whole Taipei city.
英文字幕 by 陳作榮
