GRACE: Hey!
MICHELLE: Hi.
GRACE: Hi.
Merry Christmas.
MICHELLE: Merry Christmas.
GRACE: We have a new roommate.
So it's a little bit awkward here.
MICHELLE: It's really awkward.
GRACE: We got this email from Andy.
MICHELLE: Here.
His name is Panda.
He's from San Diego.
GRACE: He gave three months rent upfront.
MICHELLE: OK, wait.
Let's snap back.
GRACE: Cash.
MICHELLE: Cash.
GRACE: And that's suspicious.
MICHELLE: I don't know if you guys know, rent is a lot here.
So three months rent is a lot of cash.
GRACE: So he lives with us now.
We're not supposed to have a third roommate, so it's nice
that he doesn't mind that he's Anne Frank-ing it here.
Too soon?
Sorry.
MICHELLE: He's just here.
He's here.
He's in his little room.
GRACE: He's nice.
MICHELLE: Can't really say he's nice.
I mean, I don't really know him yet.
GRACE: Yeah.
What the [BEEP]
is going on?
He gets a lo--
MICHELLE: This is so weird.
GRACE: Here's another thing.
We do not know if he's peeing, like outside of the bathroom.
MICHELLE: I have found puddles.
I mop these floors.
GRACE: How do you bring that up?
What do you say?
Excuse me, we think you might be peeing in the hallway.
MICHELLE: On our shit.
Is he eating my bamboo plant?
I collect chopsticks from Chinese food restaurants --
and all of my chopstick things are empty.
I don't want to be like--
GRACE: Because that's racist.
He seems really sad though.
MICHELLE: Maybe I could get him to come
with me to your show.
GRACE: Ooh, that would be--
if you guys came to the show that would be cool.
Live cast it.
Live cast my show.
MICHELLE: All right
GRACE: That would be sweet.
MICHELLE: Next week.
GRACE: Oh.
He's the one that's been peeing.
I'm going to go get a shower.
That's [BEEP]
Panda.
I'm sorry, but that's really not cool.
