We would not be here tonight if it wasn't for v.D.
V.D. Rules !
A pus-filled, b-b-blistering,
Sinful malady...
That a few of you may already have come in contact with. You must resist, children.Resist the urge...
That lingers in your loins. But as the saying goes--
"girls have a button and boys have a pole,
And wicked touching takes its toll."
So you must be strong and resist. For those who are weakwill no doubt one day...
Burn and fester in the swollen...
V.D.-Infested, fiery pits of hell !
But let's have some fun and meet our judges. Over here--
[ continues indistinct ] hey, are you guys ready ?
Mare, we're, like, really nervous. Yeah.
What if they make fun of us ?
Okay. I just wanna say one thing to all of you.
Don't listen to the names that people call you.
If you believe in yourself, then nobody can hurt you.
- You are your own rainbow. - Wow.
That's really insightful.
That's from the initiation of sarah starring miss shelley winters.
Yeah ? Cool.
