Green Bay Packers Rap
Uploaded by SergeantJonny on 18.09.2010
Transcript:
Laaaaaadies and Gentlemen! Ladies and Gentlemen!
It's time for some Packer footballlllll!!!!
What's crackin' Green Bay!!!!!!!!!
You ready to whoop some ass this year?!?!?!
You ready to make Brett Favre your bitch?!?!?!
Hey Chicago Bears, yeah I'm talkin' to you Last year week 1 we chalked up an easy W
Aaron Rodgers throwin' all over yo' secondary While Ryan Grant made you look elementary
All I remember is Jay Cutler crying Somebody sing that boy a lullaby so he stops
cryin' Stop cryin? Hell no what am I sayin?
He's chuckin' up those INTs without even caring All the fans are pissed, you're 0-1
Hey. Whatever happened to the fun? I don't know bet you better get used to it
Week 14, come into Chi Town whoop you so hard, you shoulda yelled, "I
quit!" Quit? What am I sayin again?
This is entertainin', you're a joke A bad joke at that.
You're a bottom feeder of the NFC Down there so far I need a light to see
As Nemo would say, you're a sea anomone Fighting for third place like it's a prize
On the Bright side ya beat the Lions You're nothin, melting like a snowman in Cairo
The best you can do is cook up a gyro You need some relief, call the bullpen
Bring on 2010, the Pack'll beat ya again We animals cage us in a zoo
Face us this year it's deja vu.
The Packers are the best in the worrrrllld Playoff bound, and that is a promise
We're headed to the Super Bowl Book yo' hotels to Dallas
It all starts in the NFC North Rollin' through the season to win our forth
We're headed to the Super Bowl Book yo' hotels to Dallas
Next stop, Motor City Welcome to Ford Field
Look out! Lions hittin' our windshield 0-16 in 2008. Worst in history
Let's be honest, Joey sucked I'll say it bluntly
We've won 9 in a row Now make it 11
Ya won in 2005, 5 years ago So far out of the race you're stationed at
pluto You must be cold, here's some hot cocoa
Ya got your franchise QB Matt Stafford Think you're going somewhere you're wrong
Actin' like your prayers have been answered At the bottom of the division's where you
belong So many first overall picks
Yet nothing to do with it No one wants to go there, it's a vampire's
garlic So many came and so many left
Orlovsky, Kitna, Culpepper, Stanton I got a prediction this year let me begin
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 4, 5, 6 I'm tired of counting
You're as bad as N64 graphics Detroit's the point of no return
It's a black hole Hidden in the dark, you're in a cavern
Burned by all the teams like coal I can't see, light a match
Oh hey Charlie Batch What are you doing here?
I thought you'd be at BK workin' as a cashier This year ya got Ndamukong Suh
Bet he regrets wearing the silver and blue And what up with the cheap facemask on Delhomme?
If he ever tries that on Rodgers I'll kick his ass so hard he'll go running home.
The Packers are the best in the worrrrllld Playoff bound, and that is a promise
We're headed to the Super Bowl Book yo' hotels to Dallas
It all starts in the NFC North Rollin' through the season to win our forth
We're headed to the Super Bowl Book yo' hotels to Dallas
You've arrived at Minneapolis Welcome to the Metrodome
Where the Vikings call home Losing so unchanging like a metronome
Ya feel so outta place, "E.T. phone home" The'ye had 50 years to win a ring
4 shots at it and still no bling Signing Favre ya'll thought you'd get something
But like the other 49 ya got nothing Falling short in the NFC title game
The Interception King turned its ugly head "Super Bowl or Bust" you've been mislead
So outta whack like Lindsey Lohan Delivering losses like the milkman
There's nowhere to go but down All the drama's like a circus, where's the
clown? Whose the ringmaster? I'll bring him down
Give me Mr. Childress! We need some more circus acts
Who should be juggling? Not Adrian Peterson, his talent's fumbling
Whoops now back to the way it is Favre's running the team like the world is
his Now surgery right before the season for Sidney
Rice Next time, listen to the doctor's advice
Longwell, Hutchinson and Allen askin' for one more year
Favre agrees, fly back to Minny with a new toy like Santa and his reindeer
Just remember what they told ya Beggers can't be choosers
That's why the Vikings will always be losers
The Packers are the best in the worrrrllld Playoff bound, and that is a promise
We're headed to the Super Bowl Book yo' hotels to Dallas
It all starts in the NFC North Rollin' through the season to win our forth
We're headed to the Super Bowl Book yo' hotels to Dallas
Final destination: Green Bay Notice we saved the best for last
Winnin' every week it's in the 7-day forecast The Packers, known for their historic past
21 Hall of Famers and 12 League Championships Trying to ignore me? Then just read my lips
Lower your standards, you'll never get this Best homefield in the NFL, it's Lambeau
Home of the Ice Bowl To win, you gotta go through us
We're the pay toll We're a bouncing grenade get in a foxhole
Enough of the memories that have gone by Been around forever but still strong like
Popeye We've since won the Super Bowl in 97
Whooping on the Pats with Howard, White and Levens
No more of the Favre era His waffling put us through mass hysteria
Announcing his retirement was just a bluff He still wants to play for the Pack
Finally Ted Thompson had enough But we got ourselves a new quaterback
His name is Aaron Rodgers The idea was as radical as the founding fathers
6-10 in 2008 and haters swarmed like flies But I knew better
Like yeast we'll always rise 2 years later, our eyes are on the prize
With guys like Rodgers, Woodson, Driver and Finley
We're the best in the NFC Don't agree?
Let's see what you think when we lift the Lombardi
The Packers are the best in the worrrrllld Playoff bound, and that is a promise
We're headed to the Super Bowl Book yo' hotels to Dallas
It all starts in the NFC North Rollin' through the season to win our forth
We're headed to the Super Bowl Book yo' hotels to Dallas
It's time for some Packer footballlllll!!!!
What's crackin' Green Bay!!!!!!!!!
You ready to whoop some ass this year?!?!?!
You ready to make Brett Favre your bitch?!?!?!
Hey Chicago Bears, yeah I'm talkin' to you Last year week 1 we chalked up an easy W
Aaron Rodgers throwin' all over yo' secondary While Ryan Grant made you look elementary
All I remember is Jay Cutler crying Somebody sing that boy a lullaby so he stops
cryin' Stop cryin? Hell no what am I sayin?
He's chuckin' up those INTs without even caring All the fans are pissed, you're 0-1
Hey. Whatever happened to the fun? I don't know bet you better get used to it
Week 14, come into Chi Town whoop you so hard, you shoulda yelled, "I
quit!" Quit? What am I sayin again?
This is entertainin', you're a joke A bad joke at that.
You're a bottom feeder of the NFC Down there so far I need a light to see
As Nemo would say, you're a sea anomone Fighting for third place like it's a prize
On the Bright side ya beat the Lions You're nothin, melting like a snowman in Cairo
The best you can do is cook up a gyro You need some relief, call the bullpen
Bring on 2010, the Pack'll beat ya again We animals cage us in a zoo
Face us this year it's deja vu.
The Packers are the best in the worrrrllld Playoff bound, and that is a promise
We're headed to the Super Bowl Book yo' hotels to Dallas
It all starts in the NFC North Rollin' through the season to win our forth
We're headed to the Super Bowl Book yo' hotels to Dallas
Next stop, Motor City Welcome to Ford Field
Look out! Lions hittin' our windshield 0-16 in 2008. Worst in history
Let's be honest, Joey sucked I'll say it bluntly
We've won 9 in a row Now make it 11
Ya won in 2005, 5 years ago So far out of the race you're stationed at
pluto You must be cold, here's some hot cocoa
Ya got your franchise QB Matt Stafford Think you're going somewhere you're wrong
Actin' like your prayers have been answered At the bottom of the division's where you
belong So many first overall picks
Yet nothing to do with it No one wants to go there, it's a vampire's
garlic So many came and so many left
Orlovsky, Kitna, Culpepper, Stanton I got a prediction this year let me begin
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 4, 5, 6 I'm tired of counting
You're as bad as N64 graphics Detroit's the point of no return
It's a black hole Hidden in the dark, you're in a cavern
Burned by all the teams like coal I can't see, light a match
Oh hey Charlie Batch What are you doing here?
I thought you'd be at BK workin' as a cashier This year ya got Ndamukong Suh
Bet he regrets wearing the silver and blue And what up with the cheap facemask on Delhomme?
If he ever tries that on Rodgers I'll kick his ass so hard he'll go running home.
The Packers are the best in the worrrrllld Playoff bound, and that is a promise
We're headed to the Super Bowl Book yo' hotels to Dallas
It all starts in the NFC North Rollin' through the season to win our forth
We're headed to the Super Bowl Book yo' hotels to Dallas
You've arrived at Minneapolis Welcome to the Metrodome
Where the Vikings call home Losing so unchanging like a metronome
Ya feel so outta place, "E.T. phone home" The'ye had 50 years to win a ring
4 shots at it and still no bling Signing Favre ya'll thought you'd get something
But like the other 49 ya got nothing Falling short in the NFC title game
The Interception King turned its ugly head "Super Bowl or Bust" you've been mislead
So outta whack like Lindsey Lohan Delivering losses like the milkman
There's nowhere to go but down All the drama's like a circus, where's the
clown? Whose the ringmaster? I'll bring him down
Give me Mr. Childress! We need some more circus acts
Who should be juggling? Not Adrian Peterson, his talent's fumbling
Whoops now back to the way it is Favre's running the team like the world is
his Now surgery right before the season for Sidney
Rice Next time, listen to the doctor's advice
Longwell, Hutchinson and Allen askin' for one more year
Favre agrees, fly back to Minny with a new toy like Santa and his reindeer
Just remember what they told ya Beggers can't be choosers
That's why the Vikings will always be losers
The Packers are the best in the worrrrllld Playoff bound, and that is a promise
We're headed to the Super Bowl Book yo' hotels to Dallas
It all starts in the NFC North Rollin' through the season to win our forth
We're headed to the Super Bowl Book yo' hotels to Dallas
Final destination: Green Bay Notice we saved the best for last
Winnin' every week it's in the 7-day forecast The Packers, known for their historic past
21 Hall of Famers and 12 League Championships Trying to ignore me? Then just read my lips
Lower your standards, you'll never get this Best homefield in the NFL, it's Lambeau
Home of the Ice Bowl To win, you gotta go through us
We're the pay toll We're a bouncing grenade get in a foxhole
Enough of the memories that have gone by Been around forever but still strong like
Popeye We've since won the Super Bowl in 97
Whooping on the Pats with Howard, White and Levens
No more of the Favre era His waffling put us through mass hysteria
Announcing his retirement was just a bluff He still wants to play for the Pack
Finally Ted Thompson had enough But we got ourselves a new quaterback
His name is Aaron Rodgers The idea was as radical as the founding fathers
6-10 in 2008 and haters swarmed like flies But I knew better
Like yeast we'll always rise 2 years later, our eyes are on the prize
With guys like Rodgers, Woodson, Driver and Finley
We're the best in the NFC Don't agree?
Let's see what you think when we lift the Lombardi
The Packers are the best in the worrrrllld Playoff bound, and that is a promise
We're headed to the Super Bowl Book yo' hotels to Dallas
It all starts in the NFC North Rollin' through the season to win our forth
We're headed to the Super Bowl Book yo' hotels to Dallas