地雷龜(MineTurtle)【CC中英字幕】


Uploaded by wisag0d on 30.06.2012

Transcript:
MINE TURTLE~ MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE~~ MINE TURTLE
Mine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by.
Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie.
Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you.
MINE TURTLE~ MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE~~ MINE TURTLE
Mine Turtle's travelled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid.
Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid.
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine.
Fought the aliens!
"Throoooww the cheeeese!"
He stole alien technology, and built a time machine.
Went back in time to 100 million B .C.
The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"
"Technically I'm a tortoise."
"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!"
MINE TURTLE~ MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE~~ MINE TURTLE
Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from.
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom.
He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one.
And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb.
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode.
"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"
"Wait, no he doesn't.."
MINE TURTLE~ MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE~~ MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE~~~ MINE TURTLE
MINE TURTLE~~ MINE TURTLE
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