Pinoy Jokes: Traffic (with English subtitles)


Uploaded by MegaToonTV on 09.11.2011

Transcript:
How do you know the severity of Traffic?
Hey btw, thanks Elbis for picking me up at the airport.
Don't mention it.
Hey, how long have you stayed in America?
Ever since my wife gave birth to our first baby..
Approximately 7 years.
That long huh?
Yeah, any changes in the Philippines?
Too many, one of them is traffic...
I don't know If you heard about coding?
What's that?
Coding? Well it's a segregation system here in Manila that tells which car could be used in what particular day.
Vendor : CIGARETTES, CANDY, CIGARETTES CANDY!!!
Look at that one, there's too much traffic that vendors sell Cigarettes and Candy.
Ah, oh yeah (laughing)
Wooo, too much traffic!
Vendor : FERTILIZED DUCK EGGS!! SOYA MILK!! *(note these are Filipino foods that take time to eat)
Vendor : HAIRCUT!! MANICURE!! PEDICURE!!
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