WHEN
WHEN YOU SEE THEM IN THE TOY
STORY MOVIES, THEY'RE SO FUNNY.
I HOPE THAT THE GREEN ARMY MEN
MAKE IT IN.
PEOPLE STILL PLAY WITH THEM
TODAY.
THE MAGIC EIGHT BALL, TOO,
EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THAT IS,
SHAKING THAT THING AND TRY
AGAIN!
TRY AGAIN LATER!
IT'S THE GOOFIEST THING, BUT
EVERYONE PLAYS WITH IT.
A LOT OF THESE GAMES HAVE
BEEN TURNED INTO VIDEO GAMES OR
APPS.
IT'S NOT THE SAME.
NO!
YOU CAN'T PLAY TWISTER ON THE
PHONE.
NO, YOU CAN'T.
YOU CAN DO IT WITH YOUR
FINGERS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S NOT THE SAME, THE MAGIC
EIGHT BALL THING.
I'M STILL GOING WITH THE STAR
WARS ACTION FIGURES.
THEY SET THE TREND FOR IS TO
THAT FOLLOWED.
NOW THERE'S TWILIGHT ACTION
FIGURES.
THE WAY PEOPLE WOULD OPEN THE
PACKAGES WHEN YOU BOUGHT THOSE
TOYS.
I THINK STAR WARS OUT OF ALL OF
THEM SHOULD BE IN IT.
THAT CORN POPPER THING, WHERE
THE KIDS PRETENDED TO VACUUM.
I THINK IT ANNOYED MY
PARENTS.
I'M SURPRISED THOSE THINGS
LIKE A TEA SET AND SIDEWALK
STUFF ARE NOT IN IT.
A LOT OF THESE ARE OLDER TOYS, A
SIMON GAME OR SOMETHING, THAT'S
JUST BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE,
WHY HASN'T IT ALREADY -- WHY ARE
YOU SMIRKING?
WHEN YOU SAID SIMON, ALL I
CAN HEAR IS THE SOUND OF THE
GAME.
WHEN THE BULB WOULD BURN OUT,
YOU HAD TO REMEMBER THE PITCH.
THAT SOUNDED LIKE GREEN.
WAS THAT GREEN OR WAS THAT
RED?
AND THEN YOU KNEW WHEN THE
BATTERY WAS DYING OUT N
[ GROANING ]
WHAT HAD WAS THAT THINK, SPIN
AND SAY -- SEE AND SAY.
I'M GETTING HELP FROM THE BACK.
IT WAS THE WHEELS THAT HAD
THE PICTURE.
IT WOULD BE THIS IS A COW.
[ MOOING ]
AND THEN GO ON TO THE NEXT
THING.
HOW DID IT GO?
[ MOOING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
SHE MAY HAVE HAD MORE THAN
ONE GLASS WITH BOB.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU, TOO, APPARENTLY.
MY CORK IS STILL HERE.
I'M THE ONLY SOBER PERSON ON
THE COUCH, I CAN TELL YOU WHAT
OUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS ARE LOOKING
FORWARD TO.
SHE WANTS THAT CORN POPPER.
SHE BOUGHT ONE FOR HER BABY GIRL
FOR CHRISTMAS.
EVERY KID HAS ONE.
THAT MAGIC EIGHT BALL.
I BET SHE ASKED IF HER
BOYFRIEND LIKED HER.
I COULD DO WITHOUT THE CHALK
AND THE EIGHT BALL.
ONE IS MESSY AND THE OTHER IS A
KNOW IT ALL.
THAT'S RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE GREEN ARMY MEN, I CAN
REMEMBER WHEN MY BROTHERS PLAYED
WITH THEM ALL THE TIME AND NOW I
