Watsky's Making an Album Episode 8 featuring Ryan Lee


Uploaded by LOUD on 27.08.2012

Transcript:

[MUSIC PLAYING]
[GUY RAPPING FAST ON VIDEO]
BRYAN GOLDMAN: This is amazing.
This guy's killing it on YouTube.
Deadly Kelly Over 20 million hits.
"Nerdy white guy raps really fast while knitting a
sweater." Have you seen this?
WATSKY: Yeah, I've seen it.
BRYAN GOLDMAN: You know, he shouts you out.
WATSKY: I know.
BRYAN GOLDMAN: You gotta shot back.
WATSKY: No I don't, because I'm not desperate.
And he's talented.
And I'm not ashamed to admit that.
And I'm talented, and I'm handsome, and I'm cool, and so
I don't do anything.
DEADLY KELLY: Watsky sucks.
Watsky sucks.
Nobody likes him--
BRYAN GOLDMAN: OK, well, cuddlybutt6969 begs to differ.
She writes, "Deadly Kelly is a shitty rapper, but at least
he's rapping unlike Fagsky.
I think "Fagsky" is you in this scenario.
Then we have TwilightTwinkleFan, who just
writes, "Deadly Kelly looks like an ugly, fat Paul Bunyan,
but at least he doesn't look like an emaciated Ethiopian
albino like Fagsky." There's a lot of Fagskys going on.
It seems to be a common theme.
And then this one is just--
the user's name is Fagsky and it has a link to fagsky.gov.
I don't know how they got the government to sponsor it, but.
WATSKY: I really hate YouTube sometimes.

BRYAN GOLDMAN: Look.
This is a golden opportunity.
There's a lot of people on the internet that are sick of
Deadly Kelly, and they want someone, a
hero, to fight back.
And I have just the idea.
ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Guinness World Records
presents, the West Covina Alehouse presents
Ale Boy Raps Fast.
[APPLAUSE]
ANNOUNCER: The current record for fastest hip-hop rapper is
No Clue with 12 syllables per second over the
course of one minute.
Mr. Watsky will need to exceed over 840 syllables over the
course of 60 seconds to defeat the record.
He will have three attempts.
Mr. Watsky?
The stage is yours.
[APPLAUSE]
[CLEARS THROAT]
[MUSIC - WATSKY AND MODY, "MODY ON THE TURNPIKE"]

ANNOUNCER: Ooohhh.
It's all right.
He has two more attempts, everyone.
When you're ready.
WATSKY: Just hit it.
I'm good.
Got this.
All right.

[MUSIC - WATSKY AND MODY, "MODY ON THE TURNPIKE"]

ANNOUNCER: Oooh, how embarrassing.
WATSKY: Just one more.
I'm gonna get this.
ANNOUNCER: When you're ready.

[MUSIC - WATSKY AND MODY, "MODY ON THE TURNPIKE"]

ANNOUNCER: We have a new champion!
[CROWD APPLAUDS AND CHEERS]

[RECORD SCRATCHES]
DEADLY KELLY: Is there room for one more kid at this ice
cream party?

WATSKY: Deadly Kelly.
DEADLY KELLY: You know, I don't think It's very polite
if you're gonna have a gun fight and don't invite the
other cowboys.
WATSKY: Why did you have to come here, man?
Like, are you even old enough to be here?
DEADLY KELLY: No, and since this is a public event, I
thought I'd prepare a little something something.
ANNOUNCER: Well, it's highly irregular and totally against
the rules, but you've got moxie, kid.
Come on up here.
DEADLY KELLY: All right!

Hey, what's up, West Covina?
How you guys doing tonight?
What's up, West Covina?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Pull out the cell phones.
I'm diggin' it.
I'm diggin' it.
Hey, how you guys doing?
Wait a second.
What was it you did?
874 syllables per second?
WATSKY: It was actually 872 syllables.
DEADLY KELLY: Ah.
My bad.
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
All right now guys, but seriously-- are you guys ready
for me to rap faster than this guy?
CROWD: Yeah!
DEADLY KELLY: Hit that.
Come on, guys.
Let's do this.
Get pumped.
All right.
Here we go.
Whoo!
All right.
Here we go.
Whoo!
You ready to here some faster rapping?
ANNOUNCER: I'm ready.
DEADLY KELLY: All right.
Here we go.
Whoo.

WATSKY: [HEAVY SIGH]
ANNOUNCER: Tough luck out there.
Happens to the best of them.
I gotta tell you, though, that Deadly Kelly?
He is quite the rappist.
You know?
Very good.
He's got that factor of, you know, just phew!
Blows you away.
WATSKY: Yep.

ANNOUNCER: Well, guess I'll be seeing you.

WATSKY: It's a long one.
It's pretty good.

ANNOUNCER: Paint me green and call me Gumby.

Say, did you know that the world's longest urination was
93 seconds, set in 1987, with a PSI of 0.0026?
WATSKY: So, what does that mean?

ANNOUNCER: I got news for you, kid.

BRYAN GOLDMAN: Hey.
Publicity is publicity.
Aaron Carter told me that.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
MALE SPEAKER: Marker.
ANNOUNCER: Those were pretty long pees at the time.

You know what I'm saying?
WATSKY: No, I don't think I do.
Let's go look it up.
ANNOUNCER: Let me get a shake.
WATSKY: No, I don't think I--
ANNOUNCER: No, your hand.
You done yet?
WATSKY: [LAUGHS]
MALE SPEAKER: Cut.
Cut!