Mystery Men (8/10) Movie CLIP - Superhero Training (1999) HD


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Transcript:
I believe in my powers.
[Heroes Loudly, In Unison] I believe in my powers.
I believe... in the powers of my teammates.
[Weakly] I believe in the powers of my teammates.
I trust in my powers.
[Loudly] I trust in my powers.
I trust in the powers of my teammates.
[Weakly] I trust in the powers of my teammates.
This team must learn to work together...
or, mark my words... it will be torn apart!
Now... gather round.
Gather round. Embrace one another.
Gather round. Embrace one another quickly.
[Shoveler] Roy.
Why do you stand aside while the others practice?
"Practice"?
That's not practicing. That's group hugging.
We should be busting in on Casanova right now.
He who questions training, only trains himself at asking questions.
What?
Who was looking for the pinking shears? Oh, that was me.
[Sphinx] Ah, yes, work well on your new costumes, my friends.
For when you care for what is outside,
what is inside cares for you.
You know, the clock is ticking here.
Are we gonna sew dresses all day or are we gonna rescue Amazing?
I need a thimble. Does anybody... Patience, my son.
To summon your power for the conflict to come,
you must first have power over that which conflicts you.
Okay, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little formulaic?
"If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up."
"If you want to go left, you have to go right. " It's...
Your temper is very quick, my friend, but until you learn to master your rage...
Your rage will become your master?
That's what you were gonna say, right?
- Right? - Not necessarily.
Okay, you know what? That's it. I'm out of here.
Thanks for all the advice, Mr. Misterioso, but it's time to get busy with it.
Come on, Eddie. Let's go. No, Roy.
- I think he's getting results. - Yeah, and the biggest one is that we're all out of here.
Come on, Jeff. Let's peel some wheelies. Let's go.
I don't want to leave the Sphinx.
Okay, how about the rest of you?
You want to play Suzie Homemaker with Captain Conundrum or do you want to be superheroes?
Shut up.
Okay, I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines.
Roy, let's talk about this. No, Eddie, let's not talk about it!
You want to sit here and make halloween outfits with Little Red Riding Hood...
or you want to take care of business?
Well, I guess from now on I ride in a wolf pack... of one.