Squaresville - Ep. 5 The Hottest of Messes: (MK Wiles, Kylie Sparks, Austin Rogers & Tifanny Ariany)

Uploaded by squaresvilleseries on 11.05.2012

Do you guys wanna
sell all of Ozzy's World of Warcraft gear?
I know his password.
Your brother?
We'd give him a nervous breakdown.
Whoa, what was that?
I don't think she realizes we're here.
Don't worry, you guys.
I'll protect you.
Oh give me a break, you're like a kid's egg salad.
Is she okay?
I'm fine mom!
She's wasted.
She smells like Uncle Noah.
Well, I
was really hoping she could spend
the night tonight, you know, for old time's sake and everything.
Right now?
She's swimming
in the bathtub.
I have no idea who this girl is?
She lives across the street, we grew up together.
Until she ditched us because she grew boobs.
She didn't ditch us, we just outgrew each other.
She seems nice.
Hey guys.
I heard from Jeremy Rosenhog that before Shelly left the party last night, she peed in Britain Bratton's closet.
She was so drunk, she thought it was the bathroom.
Go figure.
I mean, she must of known
stuff like that was gonna
happen when she started hanging out with those guys.
She probably won't be hanging out with them much now.
She did pee in someone's shoes.
So gross.
Imagine they'd be all squishy when you walk.
Like after you get off a water ride at an amusement park.
It's warm.
Oh hey Brittain, I'm so glad you're here.
Actually, I wanted to apologize to you about last night.
I don't know what happened to me.
This is the receipt for my shoes.
They just charge extra for hazardous material.
Okay, coolness.
See you later.
She just got served.
Oh, hey.
You up?
Yeah, I couldn't sleep.
What are you watching?
Those kids made a backyard wrestling show on public access.
I'm pretty sure this show should be illegal.
This is brutal.
Don't ever let your friends hit you in the head with a lasagna pan.
I'll keep it in mind.
How come I never see your old friends from high school anymore?
Do you still hang out with them?
I'm still in touch with a few.
You know, when old friends move away, you make new ones.
Why haven't you moved away?
I like it here.
But you could've gone anywhere you wanted.
You could've been.
I mean, aren't you sick of this?
Listen, I gotta open in the morning, so I should probably hit it.
If I had telekinesis, I'll probably still keep it a secret.
You wouldn't want the government to find out.
Hey, is that Shelly?
Shelly's totally, totally crazy.
Make no mistake, no good will come of this.
That Shelly is
one hot mess.
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