Preview Review: Cars 2, Bad Teacher, Conan O'Brien Can't Stop


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Transcript:
HEY WELCOME TO PREVIEW REVIEW THIS WEEK. WELL CONGRATS TO RORY MCILROY FOR WINNING THE U-S
OPEN, THE KID FROM IRELAND WHO TANKED IT AT THE MASTERS LAST YEAR PULLED IT THROUGH AND
DESTROYED THE FIELD. IN A RELATED NOTE TIGER WOODS STILL LOVES WHORES. THIS WEEK WE'RE
HANGING OUT WITH CO-CO, GETTING TAUGHT A LESSON BY CAMERON DIEZ, BUT FIRST FIRE UP THE ENGINES...AGAIN!
FOR CARS 2. CHECK IT OUT. (***CARS 2 TRAILER***)
Star race car Lightning McQueen and his pal Mater head overseas to compete in the World
Grand Prix race. But the road to the championship becomes rocky as Mater gets caught up in an
intriguing adventure of his own: international espionage.
(***ON CAM***) WELL THIS LOOKS COOL, IT'S A PIXAR FLICK SO
YOU KNOW IT'S ALREADY GOING TO BE AWESOME AND WILL WIN THE OSCAR FOR BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
LIKE THEY DO EVERYYYEAR. THEIR MAKING "MATER" AN INTERNATIONAL SPY SO THIS TIME IT'S NOT
JUST ALL ABOUT RACING. WITH THESE FILMS I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS COOL HOW THEY ALMOST
MATCH THE VOICE WITH A CAR THAT WORKS GREAT WITH THEM. LIKE LARRY THE CABLE GUY TO "MATER"
A PICK UP TRUCK, JEFF GORDAN'S BEING FEATURED IN THIS NEW ONE AS "JEFF GORVETTE". SEE IF
I WERE A "CARS" CHARACTER I THINK I'D BE A DODGE CHALLENGER. SAM WOULD BE A DUMP TRUCK.
AND IF THEY MADE A CHARACTER FOR OTHER CELEBS I THINK ARNOLD SCHWARZENAGER HE WOULD OF COURSE
BE A HUMMER. AND I ALWAYS LIKE WHEN FILMS MAKE INANIMATE
OBJECTS, LIKE CARS, COME TO LIFE, BUT I ALWAYS THINK...HOW DO THEY DO IT? WELL I WENT TO
A GREAT SOURCE ON THE MATTER, NATIONAL WEATHERMAN MITCH ENGLISH TO SHOW US HOW THIS PROCESS
HAPPENS. (***MITCH VIDEO OF CARS BANGING***)
WELL...THAT WAS...INCITEFUL. ALRIGHTY NEXT WE'RE HEADING TO DETENTION WITH
CAMERON DIEZ IN "BAD TEACHER." (***BAD TEACHER TRAILER***)
A comedy centered around a foul-mouthed, junior high teacher who, after being dumped by her
sugar daddy, begins to woo a colleague -- a move that pits her against a well-loved teacher.
(***ON CAM***) INTERESTING CONCEPT FOR A FILM, CAMERON DIEZ
IS A HOT TEACHER WHO HATES HER JOB, LIKE MOST TEACHERS I KNOW. I LIKE THE IDEA, THE TRAILER
LOOKS FUN, ESPECIALLY THE CAR WASH SCENE...YES THIS.
(***CAR WASH SCENE***) AGAIN
(***CAR WASH SCENE***) ON MORE TIME
(***CAR WASH SCENE***) SO THAT MAKES ME WANT TO SEE IT ALREADY. BUT
AGAIN THIS IS SOME SOLID HOLLYWOOD MAGIC BECAUSE NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD HAS EVER
HAD A TEACHER AS HOT AS CAMERON DIEZ. AND EVEN IF YOU DID THEY DIDN'T WANT TO SLEEP
WITH YOU. THEY EITHER WERE THESE BROADS WHO LEPT WITH THEIR STUDENTS AND WENT TO JAIL
AFTER WORDS (B/C THE LITTLE BASTARDS COULDN'T KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT) OR THEY'RE LIKE MY
6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER MISS MADDEN WHO BROKE HER HIP TRIPPING ON AN OVERHEAD CORD. SO KIDS
DON'T GET THE IDEA THAT YOUR TEACHER WILL LOOK LIKE THIS JUST ENJOY THE FILM. THERE
IS HOWEVER THIS PART WHICH I LOVE BECAUSE IT'S TRUE (***JORDAN LEBRON SCENE***) SO THIS
SHOULD BE FUN. AND HEY CAMERON'S GOT BALLS FLYING AT HER FACE WHICH IS ALWAYS GOOD (***KID
THROWING BALL CLIP***) (***BACK ON CAM WITH ME HOLDING A BALL***) I WOULDN'T MIND HITTING
HER WITH MY RED RUBBERY BALL EITHER...HE..HEE. ALRIGHTY LET'S SEE WHAT CONAN DID AFTER HE
GOT FIRED FROM THE TONIGHT SHOW IN "CONAN O'BRIEN CAN'T STOP."
(***CONAN TRAILER***) An intimate portrait of late night television
host and comedian Conan O'Brien, focusing on the aftermath of his much-publicized separation
from his former employee and his 32 city comedy tour titled "Legally Prohibited From Being
Funny on Television". (***ON CAM***)
I'M PRETTY EXCITED TO SEE THIS, AS I WAS ON TEAM CO-CO DURING THIS WHOLE THING, I THINK
"THE CHIN" AND PEACOCK SCREWED CO-CO OVER SO I'M ALL FOR SUPPORTING THE RED HEAD LATE
NIGHT HOST. YOU CAN TELL CO-CO WAS STRESSED OVER THE ENTIRE SCREW JOB BY NBC AND EVEN
FROM THE TRAILER IT REALLY SHOWS. PLUS I ALWAYS FIND IT AWESOME TO SEE HOW MUCH WORK GOES
INTO SHOWS, ALL THE PREPARATION, ALL THE RE-WRITING OF SCRIPTS AND MAKING SURE EVERYTHING GOES
EXACTLY AS PLANNED. IN FACT WE HAD A CAMERA FOLLOW US DURING OUR PRE-SHOW PREP HERE AT
"PREVIEW REVIEW" SO YOU CAN SEE JUST HOW HARD WE WORK IN BRINGING THIS PROGRAM TO YOU. CHECK
OUT A LITTLE BIT FROM THE VIDEO. (***OUR BEHIND THE SCENES SHOTS OF US BEING
LAZY***) YEA...THAT'S...THAT'S ABOUT IT. ALRIGHTY THAT'S GOING TO DO IT FOR PREVIEW REVIEW MAKE
SURE YOU CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE "PREVIEWREVIEW.TV" AND YOU CAN EVEN FREIND US ON FACEBOOK. TILL
NEXT WEEK WE'LL SEE YAH ROUND THE BEND. AND AH HECK WHY NOT ONE MORE TIME SEEING CAMERON
DIEZ WASHING A CAR. (***OUT***)