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LOUD on 13.09.2012
-We now leave you with a supercut of
people actually [BEEP].
PRODUCER (OFFSCREEN): Cool, cut.
-Really?
We're showing people taking a dump, now?
God, that has got to be a new low.
Who's idea was that?
-Eliza.
-Gross.
-Hi, and welcome to Inside K-LOL, the show that takes you
behind the scenes of your favorite show.
-Oh, K-Town?
PRODUCER (OFFSCREEN): Uh, Honey Boo-Boo.
-No, you dummies.
Our show.
Our show.
So let's just take a look around the studio.
Come on.
So you'll notice, first of all, these clocks don't
actually work.
Wah.
That's why we can always keep the Fail Blog at 4:15.
This building is kind of a landmark here in Burbank.
It's one of the oldest buildings.
It's almost 27 years old.
It was first condemned in 1988 due to a tuberculosis outbreak
and some structure-threatening rat tunnels, but since then,
it's been used for all sorts of different things.
No, we're shooting out here.
We're please, come on!
God!
Sorry, we don't own all of these.
We have different people, like, renting them out and
using them for whatever.
It's actually kind of spooky back here
without the lights on.
Uh, we do all kinds of stuff just in-house, so if we need
to set up, maybe, a green screen, we'll use this space
so we have a little extra room.
We can make it anything we want.
It's sort of the way, uh, a weathermen
uses it, like a map.
[SCREAMS]
Oh, god!
-Hi, this is David with the Electronic Report.
I'm here to do it another un-boxing.
This is the new iPad.
I'm super excited.
Just got it in the mail, so, um, let's open this thing up.
It's tricky.
I don't know why that's so hard to open.
Golly, I can't get it open.
Ah!
All right, well, I don't [STRAINING]
think it's going to open!
[NORMAL VOICE]
I guess I can't get it open.
Thank you for watching.
-So this is the writer's room where all of our classic bits
are made.
-Hey, Eliza?
Can you have a seat?
I want to get started.
-Sure.
-All right, guys.
Uh, for this week, I thought we would do something fun on
Paul Ryan, maybe goof on his voting record a little bit.
-Oh, yeah, we could Photoshop a squirrel head on his body.
[LAUGHTER]
-OK, I don't know that I get it.
Why a squirrel?
-'Cause it's-- squirrels are like-- they're funny.
That-- he-- he would be like [MAKES
GIBBERING SQUIRREL NOISES].
-OK, guys, sorry, that just seems a little bit frivolous.
I don't know, let's try and come up with
something of substance.
-Oh, OK, actually I was going to say, there--
I found this video.
It's pretty amazing.
It's a guy does "Camptown Race" with fart sounds.
[FARTING TO THE TUNE OF "CAMPTOWN RACES"]
MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): Guys.
Guys, please.
We're satirists.
What are we supposed to do with that?
-We show it.
Come on, it's farts.
[MOUTH FART]
Uh, 'scuse you.
[LAUGHS]
Farting!
-OK, guys, listen!
OK?
I know the internet likes funny faces and fails more
than it does original ideas, but let's be better than that.
Let's be better than nostalgia for its own sake.
Let's be better than montages of other people's work.
Let's be better than vloggers who use erratic editing in
place of actual jokes.
Well, let's, uh, setup the green screen, and I'll riff on
that fart video.
[GRUNTS]
DAVID (OFFSCREEN): Yes!
Yeah.
[VICTORIOUS LAUGHTER]
Ah, all right.
So thank you, God.
What the hell?
Why is this happening?
Sand?
-Hey, I'm sorry about the pie.
-It's OK.
-No, it was--
-Yeah, it was-- it was a good pie.
You know what would cheer me up, though?
-Lazy parody lip-dub music video?
-Yep.
[MUSIC PLAYS - "CALL ME GRAVY"]
-(SINGING) I threw a leg on the grill.
Will it stay moist?
Hope it will.
I've got a hunger to fill.
Want it on my plate.
Don't want a steak or a fish.
Don't take me out to Ruth's Cris.
This turkey leg will be bliss.
Want it on my plate.
Too hot, it was broiling.
Skin, crisp, need it oiling.
Got the broth a'boiling.
I know what I'm doing, baby.
Hey, I just cooked you, and this is crazy.
You're drying out now, so call me gravy.
It's hard to ladle on you, baby.
I've gotta pour, so call me gravy.
Before you came into my life, my meal was so dry.
My meal was so dry.
My meal was so, so dry.
Before you came into my life, my meal was real bad, and you
should know that my meal was so, so bad.
People on YouTube like some parody, so this is one.
It's "Call Me Gravy." We wrote this real fast.
It's super lazy.
La la la la la.
Call me gravy.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow.
[DAVID SOBS HYSTERICALLY OFFSCREEN]
DAVID (OFFSCREEN): What?
Sand?
-Yes.
-You are interested in DTF?
-I don't know what DTF is.
-You're interested.
[SPEAKING VERY QUICKLY]
-Haven't we all, at some point in the evening, settled for a
bag of crack?