Julia Nunes & DailyGrace LIVE - 5/3/12 (FULL EP)


Uploaded by MyDamnChannel on 03.05.2012

Transcript:

DAILY GRACE: It's happening to us.

Hello, my estranged internet family.
Daily Grace here, and welcome to another episode of My Damn
Channel Live.
Today is going to be great.
That's my daily affirmation.
But you know what else was great?
Yesterday's show.
If you missed it, here's a clip.
BETH HOYT: If a wizard turned the Parks and Rec cast into
various animals, what would they be?
Don't exclude Jerry.
RETTA: (LAUGHING) What would they be?
Um, Ron Swanson would be a badger.
I think that Tom Haverford would be
a very fancy squirrel.
BETH HOYT: Like with a tie?
Like a little bit disheveled tie?
RETTA: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Like I wore this for-- like a fashionable tie.
RETTA: Of couse.
BETH HOYT: Not a--
yeah.
RETTA: Not a skinny tie.
BETH HOYT: I'm sorry.
Continue.
RETTA: Leslie Knope would be a very eager rabbit.
Um, and Jerry--
BETH HOYT: A lot of woodland creatures.
Of course, because it's Indiana.
RETTA: Right.
And Jerry would be a sloth.
BETH HOYT: Yep?
And what would you be?
RETTA: What would I be?
A sexy fox.
BETH HOYT: Yep.
Well, you didn't, you didn't have to include the sexy.
That's implied.
I mean, but, we like that.
DAILY GRACE: That looked like the most fun
daytime sleepover ever.
Where was I?
I don't know.
Guys, let's start the show with MFCFLTS.
My favorite comment from last Thursdays' show.
What do we got?
This is from nextweeknext.
This is weird.
I might like it, dot dot.
I don't know.
Fuck, why can't I hold all these feels?
I feels you.
Sometimes you can't hold all your feels in your bod and you
become an emotion wreck.
But cheer up, cow.
You gotta get back on your whore and ride into the sun.
Speaking of riding into the sun, check out this clip from
5 Second Films.
JERRY: Darlene, did you know we're live right now?
DARLENE: I did.
It's fantastic, Jerry.
JERRY: You know what else is fantastic?
I had the boys in the back rig up this virtual censor bar I
can throw across your mouth if you want to start swearing.
DARLENE: Oh?
JERRY: What's your favorite cuss word?
DARLENE: Well, fu--
[PUNCH]
JERRY: I am so sorry.
I'm terribly sorry.

DAILY GRACE: Hosting a live show is difficult.
You guys saw it there first.
Hey, guess what.
Today is May 3, which means we are two days away from Cinco
de Mayo, which if you don't know is Spanish for drink
drink drink.
Cinco de Mayo is Mexico's Independence Day.
Woo-woo!
So today I thought I would show you guys how to make the
perfect margarita.
Now, I don't want to brag, but my grandmother was a pretty
amazing mixologist, and she taught me how to
make the best drinks.
But I think my favorite recipe of hers is
her margarita recipe.
So here's what you need to make it.
You need tequila.
You need triple sec.
You need some orange juice, Some lime juice, a light
Mexican beer, and some salt for the rim.
So let's get started.
Put all technological equipment far away from this.
That's what grandma used to say all the time.
So first we're going to start with our tequila.
Kablammo!
I have Sauza Tequila Gold, which we are not even
sponsored by.
Could someone change that, please?
Then you're going to open the Sauza.
Oops, surprise, surprise.
It's already open.
How'd that happen?
Weird.
Then you're going to take your limes right here.
I have them pre-cut.
Be careful with scissors, y'all.
2012.
You're going to rim the rim of the tequila bottle.
Then you're going to take your salt.
Grab some of it in your hand.
And just rim the top of your tequila bottle.
Sexy.

And there you have it.
The perfect Cinco de Mayo margarito.

Ugh, it tastes like my grandmother.
Ew.
Rest in peace.
She's not dead.
You know what else tastes like my grandmother?
This.
[THEME SONG]
(SINGING) It's the Jon Friedman Internet Program, on
your World Wide Web.
[MODEM CONNECTING]

MALE SPEAKER: Oh, no!
My other arm!
[THEME SONG]
(SINGING) It's the Jon Friedman Internet Program, on
your World Wide Web.

DAILY GRACE: Makes me want to see the movie, so badly.
Speaking of movies, guys, I have a very special guest on
today's program.
She's a music wizard and a human warlock.
Please welcome Julia Nunes, everybody.
Julia Nunes.
Get up here, girl.
JULIA NUNES: I was tweeting.
DAILY GRACE: You were tweeting?
How dare you.
Not.
Tweet to me.
She's wasted.
She's wasted.
JULIA NUNES: I had all that.
DAILY GRACE: She had all that.
Now, if you guys don't know who Julia
Nunes is, you're dumb.
Julia Nunes makes music on the internet, correct?
JULIA NUNES: Yeah.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
JULIA NUNES: You got your facts straight.
DAILY GRACE: Wha-- you make Backstreet Boys?
JULIA NUNES: Yeah, that's what I said.
No, I said you got your facts straight, but I said it over
you, so now I feel weird.
DAILY GRACE: Sounds like Backstreet Boys.
(SLURRING) It's the, it's the tequila.
It's the tequila talking.
JULIA NUNES: We are such good examples of--
DAILY GRACE: Role models.
JULIA NUNES: Solid human beings.
DAILY GRACE: Role models.
Take after us in every way.
Now how did you get started making YouTube videos?
JULIA NUNES: Um, I decided when I was a freshman in
college that I wanted to show my friends back home what I
was working on.
So nostalgic about it.
DAILY GRACE: So experimental.
You got real experimental in college.
That's crazy.
JULIA NUNES: Technology, right?
DAILY GRACE: What a world is this.
Crazy.
But today you're here to play us a song.
JULIA NUNES: Yeah.
Can you tell us what kind of song you're playing?
JULIA NUNES: It's really upbeat.
It's about how everything sucks.
DAILY GRACE: Yes!
I will interpretive dance.
[MUSIC - JULIA NUNES, "NOTHING'S THAT GREAT"]


DAILY GRACE: Yay!
That's a musician's favorite noise, is one person clapping
after they finish a song.
JULIA NUNES: Thank you.
DAILY GRACE: That was really amazing.
You really brought us back to being really good role models
with that song.
There was a really great message there.
JULIA NUNES: Just be sad about your whole life.
That's how you do it.
I gotta stop that.
DAILY GRACE: But you can't because your microphone's on.
JULIA NUNES: That's where the microphone is.
DAILY GRACE: Prepared.
I'll move this.
I can do this.
That's easy.
Now Julia is going to stick around with me, because I'm
making her, to answer some of your
Twitter and YouTube questions.
So let's do that right now.
I believe we have a Twitter question.
What is it?
Oh, it's from OliviaQtPie.
How does it feel to be in the presence of the great and
amazing Julia Nunes?
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
JULIA NUNES: Huh?
How is it?
It's pretty good.
DAILY GRACE: It's--
Yeah.
[INAUDIBLE]
Mad Libs for you guys right now.
No, it's amazing.
She is incredible.
She is Captain Incredible, Queen of the Sky of music.
JULIA NUNES: Thanks.
DAILY GRACE: I just gave you a superhero name.
JULIA NUNES: I'm gonna remember that for later.
DAILY GRACE: Let's take another Twitter question.
This is from fallowstate.
For you and Julia Nunes.
Favorite thing to do when bored?
Hm.
What's your favorite thing to do?
JULIA NUNES: I like to build towers out of
other people's things.
'Cause usually I'm only bored when I'm waiting somewhere.
So there is a Leaning Tower of Pisa in your green room.
Sorry.
DAILY GRACE: Well, we're a very international company, so
we appreciate that.
My thing to do when I'm bored is think about everything that
makes me sad inside.
JULIA NUNES: That's what songwriters do.
DAILY GRACE: I know.
I--
I have no musical ability.
I played clarinet once and it went real bad.
So there went that.
Bummer.
JULIA NUNES: Woodwinds.
DAILY GRACE: Let's take another Twitter question.
What do we have here?
This is from Suraaahh.
I'm not even joking.
I'm about to vomit with excitement after hearing Grace
Helbig and Julia Nunes are on My Damn Channel Live together.
Get a bucket.
Get a bucket.
JULIA NUNES: That's all you gotta do.
DAILY GRACE: Get a bucket.
We enjoy when other people lose control of
their nervous system.
JULIA NUNES: I'm sorry for doing that to you.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
JULIA NUNES: But it's pretty easily solved.
Just a receptacle for your vomit.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
And then she'll build it into a tower when
you're not in the room.
JULIA NUNES: Booby-trap it.
DAILY GRACE: Uh, let's take a look at a YouTube comment.
This is from anansi123.
How does this work?
What's going on here?
Is this the internet?
Mom, stop leaving comments on stuff.
Why do you do that?
Get--
I told you, I taught you how to video chat on Gmail.
And that's all you should be doing.
Get off of YouTube.
What are you doing?
And let's take another YouTube comment, shall we?
This is from Bibbly53.
Spin the globe to show it's live.
Please?
JULIA NUNES: Where's the globe?
DAILY GRACE: The globe is right over here.
Will you do us the honors?
JULIA NUNES: Can I spin this thing instead?
DAILY GRACE: Oh, snap, snap, snap.
Yeah.
This is my favorite thing.
It's a knight and a female pharaoh in a hot-air balloon.
Talk about international and progressive.
JULIA NUNES: I just don't like being told what to do.
So I'll prove that it's live, but no globe for you.
DAILY GRACE: Ooohhh.
Slam.
Can't be greedy, kids.
Let's take another question from Twitter, shall we?
This is from MariaViKey.
That's a cute last name.
Can you guys speak any languages other than English?
JULIA NUNES: Rudimentary French.
[SPEAKS RUDIMENTARY FRENCH]
There is milk in my pants.
DAILY GRACE: What?
I can say--
[SPEAKS BASIC FRENCH]
JULIA NUNES: [FRENCH].
Squirrel.
Hah?
Right?
Thank you, Mrs. Morris, seventh grade French.
DAILY GRACE: Shout out.
She's the one that left that comment about not knowing if
this is the internet or not.
She--
should have put it in French.
Let's take another Twitter question.
What do we have?
This is from Lyndis123.
Are any of your songs written about the same guy/event?
Some songs sound like they are, dot dot dot.
Oh.
Foreboding.
JULIA NUNES: Hm.
I'm a bit of a song slut, so each song might be about one
or more people.
And I just know like 30,000 guys who have like broken my
heart, personally.
And so each song, individual addressing of that issue.
DAILY GRACE: Fuck dudes.
JULIA NUNES: Yeah.
DAILY GRACE: Fuck.
Dudes.
JULIA NUNES: General theme is fuck dudes.
DAILY GRACE: Yeah.
That's the name of her next album, which isn't available
yet, because some guy is not releasing it.
What an asshole!
She'll build a tower and get over it.
Well, that's it for this show today, guys.
Make sure you go, please, buy Julia Nunes' album Settle Down
on iTunes, or I will murder all of you.
Don't think I won't.
JULIA NUNES: She's wicked.
DAILY GRACE: I murdered this in my mouth.
And don't forget to check me out every other day of the
week at mydamnchannel.com/dailygrace.
I'll see you guys next Thursday.
Hey Beth.
Bye!
[DING]