Pan Jezus - Na Obraz i Podobienstwo Swoje (Odc.30) [Eng.Sub.]


Uploaded by gregornstein on 23.10.2011

Transcript:
Lord Hedgehog
In His Own Image
Master!
In The Holy Book of Fairytales it is so written:
'If a man lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman...'
'...both of them have committed an abomination.'
'They shall surely be put to death.'
'Their blood shall be upon them.'
Why then the preists,
despite what the holy scripture says,
like to fuck little boys so much??
Woe unto you, for blessed are those who didn't read, yet believed.
This is the mystery of faith!
It is so written:
'On the sixth day Lord created a man.'
'And Lord said, let us give him a penis, in our own image, after our likeness.'
'And Lord saw that it was good.'
'But for man there was not found an help meet for him.'
'And the Lord said:'
'It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.'
'And the Lord said to the man:'
'I'll take part of you that is the hardest.'
'A rib!!'
'And the Lord caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man and he slept.'
'And he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof.'
'And the rib, which the Lord had taken from man, made he a woman.'
'And the Lord said to the woman:'
'From mans bone you came, and onto the mans bone you shall come.'
Therefore I tell you:
By lying with a woman, you're actually lying with the rib of a man.
Consequently you're lying with a man.
That's why the priests,
understanding Lords true intention,
reach for the man ribs directly.
This is the word of the Lord!
I see!
AMEN
Now I understand why this is called like that...
...a boner!!!