World's Worst Musical Episode 2: Getting Off Track


Uploaded by worldsworstmusical on 02.06.2012

Transcript:
Dude, what’s going on?
You trying to learn to sleep like a shark?
Sorry man.
Taking a break from work to write this musical
is somehow more work...
than work
Yeah but its cool
Thanks
It’s all good. Just tired
Yeah, I get that I’m exhausted
Yeah, you closed last night?
No
I was reading Wikipedia
I literally googled every conspiracy theory
you can think of
and read about them until 4 am
What is wrong with me?
Where can I begin?
But seriously, you read about these things
and by the end of it you don’t know
who you are
There’s Roswell, the Freemasons, presidential assassinations,
the moon landing being staged
It’s wild
And all very wrong
You know but that’s the thing: You start reading about them and think
maybe it’s real
Voice: He’s right about one thing though
Excuse me?
The gentleman: he was right about one thing
He was right about the hoax
Hoax? What hoax?
Why, the greatest hoax in American history
The biggest lie ever told to the American public
the hoax of the Moon Landing
IN JULY OF ‘69
WE BLASTED OFF TO SPACE
TO BEAT THE RUSSIANS TO THE MOON
AND WIN THE GREAT SPACE RACE
BUT DID WE EVER REALLY GO
OR WAS IT ALL A LIE
I POSIT THAT IT’S JUST A HOAX
AND NOW I’LL TELL YOU WHY
TELL ME, TELL ME WHY
TELL ME, TELL ME WHY
IT WAS A HOAX THAT SUMMER'S EVE
THEY SHOWED IT ON TV
BUT THEY CONTROL THE MEDIA
AND EVERYTHING WE SEE
THEY FILMED IT ON A SOUND STAGE
IN AREA 51
THEY THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW
THEY THINK THE PUBLIC’S DUMB
THEY THINK THE PUBLIC’S DUMB...
THEY THINK THE PUBLIC’S DUMB...
A HOAX, A HOAX
THIS MAN’S A JOKE
A LIAR, A LOUT AND A LOON
HIS ARGUMENT’S HOLLOW, ELEVENTH APOLLO
LANDED ON THE MOON
A HOAX, A HOAX?
IT WASN’T A JOKE
HISTORY SAYS THAT IT’S SO
I THINK THAT YOU’LL FIND THAT YOU CAN’T CHANGE OUR MIND
ALL WE’LL SAY IS NO!
ALL WE’LL SAY IS NO
ALL WE’LL SAY IS NO
THEY GOT SOME LIGHTS AND RIGGED THEM UP
TO REPLICATE THE SUN
A BIG MISTAKE TWO SHADOWS MAKE
OF SUNS, THERE’S ONLY ONE
THEIR FOOTPRINTS WERE FORMED PERFECTLY
OLD GLORY WAVED WITH GRACE
THAT’S QUITE A FEAT UPON THE MOON
LOW GRAVITY IN SPACE
LOW GRAVITY IN SPACE
LOW GRAVITY IN SPACE
A HOAX, A HOAX
THIS MAN’S A JOKE
THE FACTS ARE BLACK AND WHITE
YOU CANNOT PROCLAIM THAT THEY FALSELY EXCLAIMED
‘ONE SMALL STEP!’ THAT NIGHT
A HOAX, A HOAX?
IT WASN’T A JOKE
NASA SAYS THAT IT’S TRUE
YOU MUST BELIEVE US, THEY WOULDN’T DECEIVE US,
WE WON’T AGREE WITH YOU
WON’T AGREE WITH YOU
WON’T AGREE WITH YOU
HERE’S THE BIGGEST FACT MY FRIENDS
THE ONE YOU CAN’T REFUSE
IN FORTY YEARS WE’VE NOT BEEN BACK
SINCE 1972
SO WHY IS THAT? WHY NOT RETURN?
WHAT IS THERE TO HIDE?
IT’S THAT WE NEVER LANDED THERE
IT’S ALL A BIG FAT LIE
IT’S ALL A BIG FAT LIE
IT’S ALL A BIG FAT LIE
A HOAX, A HOAX
THIS MAN’S NO JOKE
THE FACTS ARE TERRIBLY GREY
YOU STAND AT YOUR ALTAR AND NEVER DID FALTER
OPINIONS START TO SWAY
A HOAX, A HOAX
THE BIGGEST OF JOKES
CONSPIRACY RUNS DEEP
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE LYIN’ BUT NOW WE’RE DENYIN’
MANKIND’S GIANT LEAP
MANKIND’S GIANT LEAP
ALL ABOARD THE TRUTH EXPRESS
NEXT STOP THE MOON
::thinking::
What can we believe is true?
Forget my car I’m never driving again
only listening to people I hear on the train
god I love the CTA
the moon...the moon...
it’s all a lie
I’VE GIVEN YOU A GIFT MY FRIENDS
A TRUTH I ASK YOU SHARE
ENLIGHTEN ALL THE PEOPLE WHO
BELIEVE WITHOUT A CARE
AND AS FOR ME, I TAKE MY LEAVE,
ACROSS THE NATION WIDE
TO TELL ALL OF THE COMMON FOLK
THE LANDING WAS A LIE
THE LANDING WAS A LIE
THE LANDING WAS A LIE
With apologies to Neil and Buzz,
I say the landing never was!
HOAX!
Dude, you ok?
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