The 40 Year Old Virgin (8/8) Movie CLIP - I'm a Virgin (2005) HD

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Call 911.
Oh, my.... Andy.
Oh, my God!
l'm gonna need a minute. l'm in a lot of pain right now.
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
Not bad.
There were two sides to that billboard.
And they both hurt equally.
Andy. Andy.
Are you okay? l'm okay.
No, l'm not okay.
l'm a virgin.
A what?
l'm a virgin. l always have been.
Andy, is that what all this was about?
l'm sorry.
You're iust a virgin, that's all?
Yeah. That's good. That's a good thing.
l feel stupid.
lt's okay. l thought you were trying to kill me.
Oh, my God.
No, l'm not trying to kill you.
That's why l never tried to have sex with you.
l was scared, okay? l just....
'Cause l didn't know what l was doing.
l iust didn't think it would be good.
Of course it'll be good. We love each other.
l love you.
[car horn honking]
Get the fuck out of the road, virgin!
Shut up, you fucking jerk!
No, that's okay. That's all right. Sorry.
You know what...
for so long l thought that there was something wrong with me...
because it had never happened, but....
l realize now that it was just because l was waiting for you.
This was some wedding. How could they afford it?
Dude sells his toys and makes like a half a million dollars.
lt's crazy, right? That's fucking crazy.
We're gonna get some fucking toys.
We are all so happy for you.
l am delighted to say these words.
you may kiss the bride.
[people exclaiming]
And for God's sake, consummate the thing.