Kosher Symbol Blues - Official Video - Mendel Singer

I GOT SO EXCITED, I FOUND PAREVE CHEESE IT WAS CREAMY AND IT MELTED, IT WAS MARKED
O-U P MADE THE BEST CHEESEBURGER, GAVE MY RABBI
A TRY WHEN I PROUDLY SHOWED THE WRAPPER, HE STARTED
TO CRY HE SAID THE “P” IS NOT FOR PAREVE, IT’S
PASSOVER FOOD WE GOT THE KOSHER SYMBOL BLUES
I GOT THE KOSHER SYMBOL BLUES THREE MILLION SYMBOLS, MOST I CAN’T USE
THERE’S A “K” WITH A SQUIGGLY, A “K” WITH A DOT
USE THE WRONG ONE AND YOU TREIF YOUR POT GOIN’ TO THE GROCER, GIVES ME A SCARE
NOW I DREAM OF KOSHER SYMBOLS, AND IT’S A NIGHTMARE
IT ALL SEEMED SO SIMPLE, SO EASY TO DO I GOT THE KOSHER SYMBOL BLUES
I BOUGHT A TREAT FOR PESACH, IT WAS MARKED K-P
TASTED JUST LIKE CHOMETZ, IT WAS SO YUMMY MY RABBI SAID IT’S PAREVE, IT’S NOT PASSOVER
FOOD A “P” BY A K’S NOT ALWAYS LIKE BY O-U
FLUSH AWAY YOUR CHOMETZ, THAT’S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
NOW MY TOILET’S BACKED UP, AND IT’S FLOODED THREE ROOMS
MY HOUSE IS LIKE A MIKVEH, AND MY POTS ARE TREIF ,TOO
I GOT THE KOSHER SYMBOL BLUES
I GOT THE KOSHER SYMBOL BLUES THREE MILLION SYMBOLS, MOST I CAN’T USE
THERE’S A “K” WITH A SQUIGGLY, A “K” WITH A DOT
USE THE WRONG ONE AND YOU TREIF YOUR POT GOIN’ TO THE GROCER, GIVES ME A SCARE
NOW I DREAM OF KOSHER SYMBOLS, AND IT’S A NIGHTMARE
IT ALL SEEMED SO SIMPLE, SO EASY TO DO I GOT THE KOSHER SYMBOL BLUES
I GOT THE KOSHER SYMBOL BLUES THREE MILLION SYMBOLS, MOST I CAN’T USE
THERE’S A “K” WITH A SQUIGGLY, A “K” WITH A DOT
USE THE WRONG ONE AND YOU TREIF YOUR POT GOIN’ TO THE GROCER, GIVES ME A SCARE
NOW I DREAM OF KOSHER SYMBOLS, AND IT’S A NIGHTMARE
IT ALL SEEMED SO SIMPLE, SO EASY TO DO I GOT THE KOSHER SYMBOL BLUES
I GOT THE KOSHER SYMBOL BLUES