A VERY POTTER MUSICAL ACT 1 PART 2


Uploaded by raddestnerdever on 07.09.2010

Transcript:
Ron! You were supposed to take me to Madam Malkins and you know,
use those sickles mom gave you for my robe fitting!
Uh, who's this?
This is stupid little dumb sister Ginny.
She's a freshmen.
Ginny, this is Harry.
Harry Potter, that's Harry Potter.
Oh!You're Harry Potter!
You're the boy who lived!
Yeah, and you're Ginny.
It's Ginevera.
Cool, Ginny's fine.
Stupid sister!
Don't croud the famous friend!
Do you guys hear music or something?
Music, what are you talking about?
Yeah, someone's coming.
Cho Chang, Domo Arigato.
Cho Chang, Cho Chang,
Cho Chang, Happy happy new year, Cho Chang!
Oh, who's that?
That's Cho Chang, that's the girl Harry's totally been in love with since freshmen year.
Yeah but he won't say anything to her.
Yeah, you never tell a girl you like her,
it makes you look like an idiot!
Conichiwa Cho Chang! It is good to meet you, I am Ginny Weasley.
Bitch, I ain't Cho Chang!
That's Lavender Brown,
Racist sister!
Hey, it's alright! I'm Cho Chang y'al.
She is totally perfect.
Yeah, too bad she's dating Cedric Diggory though, huh?
What? Who the hell is Cedric Diggory?
Cho Chang!
I am so in love
with Cho Chang!
From Bangkok to Ding Dang!
I sing my love alound,
for Cho Chang!
I hate that guy, I hate 'em!
So are we gonna get those robes or not?
Okay! Alright! I'm going!
God! Sister!
Present you arm, NERD!
Indian Burn Hex!!
Oh, Crabbe and Goyle, hey why don't you leave Neville Longbottom alone, huh?
Well, well, well, if it isn't Harry Potter?
You think all because you're famous you can boss everyone around!
No, I just don't think it's cool for guys of your size to pick on guys like Neville.
Well, you know what I think?
I think glasses are for nerds!
We hate nerds! And girls!
Well, you asked for it, you don't mess with Harry Potter!
He defeated the Dark Lord when he was a baby!
Alright, everyone just calm down. Occulus Reparo!
Wow cool!
Now let's leave these big baby childish jerks alone!
Did someone say Draco Malfoy?
What do you want Draco?
Crabbe, Goyle. Be a pair of ---03294a and go pay for my robes will you?
So Potter! Back for another year at Hogwarts are you?
Maybe this year you'll wise up and hang out with a higher caliber or wizard.
Listen Malfoy, Ron and Hermione are my best friends in the whole world.
I wouldn't trade them for anything!
Have it your way!
Wait, don't tell me!
Red hair, hand-me-down robes, and a stupid complexion?
You must be a Weasley!
Oh my god, lay off Malfoy!
she may be a pain in the ass ok, but she's my pain in the ass.
Well, isn't this cute? It's like a little loser family!
Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs, luckily next year,
I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!
This year you bet Im gonna get outta here.
The reign of Malfoy is drawing near.
Ill have the greatest wizard career,
and its gonna be totally awesome!
Look out world, for the dawn of the day
when everyone will do whatever I say!
And Potter wont be in my way,
then Ill be the one who is totally awesome!
Yeah youll be the one who is totally awesome!
Come on guys! We're gonna miss the train!
Who knows how fast this year's gonna go?
Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow
Maybe at last, I'll talk to Cho?
Oh no, that'd be WAY too awesome!
Were back to learn everything that we can.
Its great to come back to where we began.
And here we are, and alakazam! here we go, this is totally awesome!
Come on and teach us everything you know.
The summers over and were itchin to go.
I think were ready for,
Albus Dumbledore!
Welcome, all of you to Hogwarts
I Welcome back you all to school.
Did you know that here at Hogwarts,
Weve got a hidden swimming pool?
Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts.
Welcome, hotties, nerds, and tools.
Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts,
I'd like to go over just a couple of rules.
Now that I've got you here at Hogwarts
Id like to go over just a couple of rules:
My name is Albus Dumbledore and I am Headmaster of Hogwarts.
You can all call me Dumbledore.
I suppose you could also call me Albus if you wanted detention.
I'm just kidding, I'll expell you if you call me Albus.
Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts,
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.
It's all that I love, and all that i need,
at HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS!
Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends.
To Gryffindors! Hufflepuffs! Ravenclaws! Slytherins!
Back to the place where our story begins,
at Hogwarts, Howarts! Im sorry, whats its name?
Hogwarts, Hogwarts! I didnt hear you kids!
Hogwarts, Hogwarts! Man, Im glad Im back.
Hogwarts, Hogwarts! Man, Im glad Im back.