Siri, what time's the game today?
Does it matter? Do you really want to watch Army get beat for an eleventh year? Come on, Siri.
Is this even mine?
Siri, do I have to put in some work before the game?
You have twenty minutes,
thirteen seconds. 2013?
I can knock out some thermo.
Siri, let me hear a good Army fight song. Please don't make me do that.
Come on, Siri.
Let me hear a good one.
Siri, give me some motivation.
Siri, what's your
prediction for the Army-Navy game this year? Here is the number for the nearest
psychiatrist. You'll need it.
Really?
Whatever, Siri.
That didn't hurt.
Go Navy. Beat Army.
