Auto-Tune the News #12: weed. lesbian allegaytions.


Uploaded by schmoyoho on Jun 17, 2010

Transcript:
The market value of pot 
would go down, down, down
if you legalize it
then supersize it
Right now, now, now!
$4,000 an ounce
That's way too much
$400 an ounce
That's ten times the blunts
We need to smoke a little more pot, right? 
right! right now, now, now
That huge profit margin
would go down, down, down
if pot were legal
For the needy people
Right now, now, now
Does it lead to harder drugs?
No more than cigarettes
No, absolutely not
It leads to happiness
We need to smoke a little more pot, right?
right. Right now, now, now
A photo of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan
shows Kagan playing softball
Uh, uh…
That's been sort of a signal like two men
sunbathing together on a beach
Or something like that
The immediate implication is that they're gay
That's all, I - I've known that for a long time
And as soon as I saw that picture
I knew the implication:
She's gay, she's gay!
I saw the allegation:
she's gay, she's gay!
Her sexual orientation
Insignificant in her confirmation
Is she gaaaaay? 
A lesbian, lesbian?
Is she gaaaaaaaaaay?!
A gay, gay lesbian?
Is she gaaay?
Gay!
Is she gaaay?
Gay!
Is she gaaaaaay? 
A gay lesbian, lesbian!
Gay, gay, gay, gay, 
like two men sunbathing together on a beach
Or something like that
The White House denies her gayness
But she got Village People on her iPod playlist
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!……
Ain't nothin' wrong with a little levity
When we're long on time and short on brevity
There are posters of the Indigo Girls everywhere
And I don't--I like em too!
We are deciding to make this a conversation, by the way
Is she gaaaaaaay?
we're having a conversation
about the implication
of sexual orientation
a silly allegation
of extreme exaggeration
and pointless information
when it comes to confirmation
You would have to smooooke
Fourteen joints in 1960
Today minus 50!
To get just as hiiiigh
As in 2010 with just 1 joint
Goin' back in time always disappoints. 
Isn't that amazing?
It's gonna be crazy in 2060
If we legalize marijuana
It would be a very dark day
In California
Dark with smooooke
Very bad idea
Would it balance our budget?
It would not!
Half of voters favor legalizing pot
If we legalize marijuana
It would be a dark, dark day--very bad!
A dark, dark best day I'd ever have
A dark, dark, dark, dark day.
It's 4:20!
I have a dentist appointment
…at 5 o'clock and I--I'd prefer to be on time.