Huevocartoon - LOSTengo Perdidos 1


Uploaded by huevocartoonpuntocom on 22.06.2009

Transcript:
How's it going, egg passengers?
Speaking from the flight deck,
we thank you for flying with "Flyeggs",
this is your captain.
And this is your copilot.
We'll be flying at a height of ten thousand feet,
Dude, hold it, dude, I get higher and without a ticket, dude...
For your safety,
fasten your seat belt,
and don't forget to fasten,
small kids ones first.
This is your co-copilot.
The estimated flight time,
will be two hours and thirty five minutes.
Enjoy your flight...
...and all of those who have a glass on hand,
say...
- ...cheers! - Cheers!
What the...?
Are they drinking, those idiots?
Oh, take it easy...
...I'm sure it's a way of wishing us a good trip...
Yeah, right, to say "good trip" you don't say "let us drink and die and drink again".
You don't!
Whassup, my egg passengers?!
This captain is all yours!
Thank you for flying with "Flykegs"...
...and...let's thank God, this sh*t took off...
Ugh, how stressful!
This is your...this is your coilpot...
...I mean, copilot.
Make sure you fasten your teat pelt...
...and remember, those who have small dicks,
go first...
I'm the top-cocoilpot,
no, your co-co...
...copilot...
The esteemed time en route,
no, not just estemmed...
but "dear"..."loved"...
...will be thirty five hours...and two minutes...
And everybody say...
Cheers!
Cheers!
Wait, wait, take it easy, take it easy! Of worse trips I've survived, dude...
...and nothing has happened to me at landing...
Ay, compadre! We're gonna die!
Ay, compadre!
Then I want to ask you a favor, compadre! Man to man!
Oh boy!
What...can I do for you, compadre?
Do something, Juan!
Oh, life is a dream...
...and dreams are only...
You're a good for nothing!
Holy crap!
I should have come in my sleigh!
Dirty old Rudolph, why you got mange?!, F*ck!
Basic meditation...
...to control...panic...
...deep breathing...
...no fears...
...no str...
(Inaudible)
This is your tapcain...
...and I saw this in a movie!
Cheers!
Now we wait for the guy with...
...the red cloak...
...to lift the plane!
Three cheers for the guy with the red cloak!
I'm so wasted...
This is your...
...tolipoc...
we are flying at a height of...
...ten thousand feet...
...no, nine thousand feet...
...no, eight thousand feet...
- How do I open...the window to...throw up? - Seven thousand, six thousand, five thousand feet!
Four thousand! Three thousand! Two thousand feet!
One thousand feet!