Пицца Бумеранг Г.Г [Pizza Boomerang]


Uploaded by ThisIsHorosho on Apr 20, 2012

Transcript:
Sup I'm Stas Davidov!
I dunno if it's a spring aggravation.
But YouTube just glows of "fine art" lately.
[as fine as it gets]
This one was sent by Bandit.
So, Stockholm, Modern Arts museum, World Arts Day.
[art...]
Racism [he's black]. Cannibalism [they eat him]. Sexism [he's a she].
This is real art! [art!]
Yeah, he's so unlucky that not only he's black and he gets eaten - he's a woman.
[i'd bang her]
So strippers in cakes are last year, dear hipster artists?
[if stripper is an alien - it's ok :D:D ]
The only thing's missing is this black guy being a teen gay for this video to be the quintessence of intolerance.
Should've shoved an apple in his mouth for him to be quiet [humiliation +3]
Or start eating from the head.
It's only funny coz he's black! [stuffed black cake]
And if you're offended I advice you to stay away from the internet before you see something really offencive.
Btw, this vid would look lovely with grindcore.
[if only he was made of meat ^_^]
I'd order this cake for my future kids' birthday! [you sick f*ck]
I'm a black cake and this vid hurts my black cake feelings. Also, this vid isn't that good.
And this is Horosho!
This next vid isn't really all that kickass, but lately it got so popular in runet it's un-Dzhigurda-lievable!
Advice you to take a proper position for watching.
It's much better to watch the video as it was uploaded.
I say it again - get outta here!
[neck exercise]
How many times I have to tell you, I'm registered in Government services, I don't need to stand in line.
The f%ck's government services?
What line are you talking about? I'm the one in line!
I registered on a website!
The hell this dork here comes and tries to make a stand!
Who's a dork? Who's a dork you f%cking Chewbacca.
Who do you think you're talking to?
Right, get the f%ck outta here, now! Chewbacca....
How was it? Chewburda or Dzhigurdacca?
Nikita Borisovich (Dzhirurda) likes lines.
Coz they look like a fallos!
I say it again - get outta here!
How many times I have to tell you, I'm registered in Government services, I don't need to stand in line.
The f%ck's government services?
What line are you talking about? I'm the one in line!
I registered on a website!
Really, what's government services?
[Chewbacca.wav]
It looks to me as a viral ad of those guys.
So this means... Dzhigurda sold himself?
Also how could he have sold himself? He just financially enriched his spiritual fallos.
The hell this dork here comes and tries to make a stand!
Who's a dork? Who's a dork you f%cking Chewbacca.
Who do you think you're talking to?
Right, get the f%ck outta here, now! Chewbacca....
How could he call Chewbacca a Dzhigurda?
Yeah, i think i said it correctly.
You know, there are two wonderful words in Russian. .......... and Dzhigurda.
The hell this dork here comes and tries to make a stand!
Who's a dork? Who's a dork you f%cking Chewbacca.
Sir, You are a Chewbacca, sir.
Right, get the f%ck outta here, now! Chewbacca....
Dork should be happy he didn't get inseminated by the russian spirit.
Dzhigurda-Dzhigurda we don't want to play with you.
And this is Horosho!
3rd vid was sent by dimoriam.
I always bash on Japanese ads.
And now, you know, Spain is closing in.
You really should watch it all [link in the description!] but I will try to describe what's going on.
It has... I don't really know how to call him.
[nicely described]
[A long time ago]
[Control of fire was the only thing seperating men from beasts]
From that time
men became the only beings that burn their toungue when they eat.
Brad Pitt with a bloody tear?
A fan of Manowar and Sailor Moon at the same time?
The junkie cousin of Thor?
Who cares, anyhow, this boy from Azis dance group wants to save the world from a too hot pizza.
With his own methods.
So, regular pizza just wont cut it anymore? Too many hipsters?
And then he... saves people.
[boo-boo-boomerang!]
[Throw]
[catch]
[Bite mmmm]
[it's a boomerang pizza]
I'm an exhibitionist and it cuts off my exhibitionist... feelings!
Then the boomerang returns home and everyone's happy.
[day is saved from a hot pizza?]
[you throw it and it'll surely come back "al dente"]
[It's a boomerang pizza]
Stop. Wait.
Am i the only one who saw it?
Ffffudge!
He ate a pizza with penis blood!
FFUDGE!!
Should've used mayo.
And this is Horosho!
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So, what ringtone you have on your phone?
My ringtone is so brutal that,that,that... i came((
My ringtone has the screams of my victims who i killed.... with a spoon...
i dunno what my ringtone is *forever alone*
My pager doesn't support ringtones :(
sound of cockroach murder in the rain
T-shirts here:
The funniest thing is if he's black
Like he washes off all the black cake and he's black underneath.
All these jokes about racism, about him being black...
And he's really black..
Sad...
He ate a pizza with penis blood!
really want to hit you on the head for these words...
Should've used mayo.