The Big Bang Theory: Season 1 Bloopers [HD] [CC]

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Phylum, which makes 13 across Port-au-Prince.
See, it's Papa-- ****, sorry.
Sorry, kids.
- Does anybody care I'm being eaten alive? - Howard, go after Sheldon!
[BLEEPED DIALOGUE]
It's about an Indian princess who befriends a monkey...
...who was mocked by all the other monkeys...
...because he was different.
For some reason, I related to it quite strongly.
Oh, ****, is that me?
- Oh, hey, Leonard. - Oh, hey, Penny. How is it going?
Listen, that guy Mike that you were dating. Is that still going on?
- Pretty much. Why? - Nothing. Just catching up.
- By the way, may I speak to Penny, please? - I'm Penny.
[BLEEPED DIALOGUE]
There's a lab animal supply company in Reseda you could try.
But if your research-- If it's gonna be-- Oh, man.
Never mind.
I clearly woke you up in the middle of a REM cycle.
You're clearly-- Oh, man.
Not the kind of illness that will make her wanna--
[BOTH GRUNT]
Yeah.
I suppose it's possible she misund-- May have-- What's up?
Get anything good?
Just the latest copy of--
[LAUGHING]
I'm so sorry.
I couldn't get the key out.
Not so fast. Remember the south still has two infantry divisions...
...plus Superman and Godzilla.
[BOTTLES CLATTERING]
God.
DIRECTOR: Action.
L
Behold, an ordinary cane.
[HUMMING]
[LAUGHING]
I don't know what happened.
Ah, yes.
I'm sorry, is the winner of the physics bowl team--? No.
L-- Can I--? Where would you want me to go from?
I'm sorry, is the winner of the physics bowl the team that has the most fun?
[CHUCKLES]
I don't wanna go out on a limb, but I think we may--
[COUGHING AND LAUGHING]
You can't let this kid get to you.
I've got a mouthful of rice, I don't--
Talk about your-- Ahem!
- Sorry, my voice just changed. MAN: Hold on.
Penny for your thoughts.
That has yet to--
Can I take it back?
[LAUGHING]
You can't do that. If you make a mark in a mint comic book, it's no longer mint.
[WHISPERING] What's my line? I forgot.
She hugged you? How'd she hug you?
And another thing, there's a certain ethic to the game, Penny, a well--
LEONARD: She's gone, Sheldon. - Oh.
Well, she could have said goodbye.
Penny.
Hi.
- I have a problem. SHELDON: It's called--
Yes, I do.
Well, what do you think?
I said I could follow it, I didn't say I care.
Well, I think the-- Hmm.
I don't know what I think.
- Hey, guys. LEONARD: Hey.
Did you--?
Sheldon.
Are you aware that your sister is an in--
Come on, let's go.
No man should be forced to emblazon his chest with a Bengal tiger...
...when common sense dictates it should be an army ant.
We all want different things. We'll never have unanimity.
SHELDON: We can't know that until we vote. - Sorry.
[LAUGHING]
You gave the Indian guy "unanimity." I mean, what's the matter with you?
DIRECTOR: Here we go.
We all want different things.
[SLURRING] We'll never have unanimity.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Hello.
What are you doing?
Just extending the intimacy.
Hey, do you wanna slip over to the radiation lab...
...and share a deconaminate-- Ah!
Now, if we figure 15 tampons per cycle and a 28 day cyc--
Well, how--? Are you regu--?
Aw.
CUOCO: That was so good.
I convinced the restaurant to let me have a bartending shift.
So I need to practice mixing drinks.
Oh, great. The key to acquiring per ship--
CUOCO: Per ship-- - Yeah, I'll try it again.
Now I just need to make sure that I have a grasshopper--
[STAMMERING]
- It was so good. - So wasted.
All right. Singer who sang "Oops! I Did It Again"?
[LAUGHING]
- We're not going to Long Beach. - Why not?
Because Sheldon doesn't have a drug to-- Ah, balls!
Sheldon, is proving that you are single-handedly smarter...
...than everyone so important...
...that you would rather lose by yourself than win being part of-- Ah, balls!
And you owe it to yourself and to posterity...
...to protect the gen-- Ah, balls! Sorry.
Here's the difference. Leonard can have a birthday party before hell freezes over.
Fine. If I do have a threesome, you're not invited.
- Oh, ****. That's not the line. Sorry. - Heh.
There's no symposium.
- Leonar-- Leonar-- - Leonard.
Balls!
The Queen Mary is docked there.
That used to be one of the largest ocean liners in the world.
Now it's a hotel and restaurant...
...where they host a surprisingly gripping mur-- Oh, no.
- Balls. The key word is balls. MAN: Balls.
- Balls. MAN: Balls.