Hilarious Hanukkah Music Video - "No Latkes"


Uploaded by OhrHaTorah on 16.12.2011

Transcript:
[ Slow introduction plays ]
[ Telephone rings ]
-WOMAN: Hello? -MAN: Hey, baby. It's me.
Look, we had some good times, but this just isn't working out.
There are certain things I've realized I can't compromise on.
I hope you understand.
Happy Hanukkah.
Fellas! [ Mid-tempo hip-hop plays ]
You been waiting all year for this.
Lighting that menorah make you hungry, don't it?
Ha! Let her know how you feel!
♪ Sorry, baby, but I got to go ♪
♪ I think you're great but you just don't make any latkes ♪
♪ No latkes ♪
♪ No latkes ♪
♪ No latkes ♪
♪ It's been a minute and it's time to say ♪
♪ We can't go on together this way ♪
♪ With no latkes ♪
♪ No latkes ♪
♪ No latkes ♪
♪ No latkes ♪
Unh.
Listen.
Au gratin?
No, thank you.
Mashed with gravy?
Not on my menu.
Tater Tots? Not.
Are you delirious?
Put down the knishes, girl. I'm tryin' to be serious.
Yeah, she fine, yo.
PhD, whateva.
Know how to knit and sew.
Made me this fly sweater.
Make mad chedda.
Make this world better.
But what can I say, girl?
The latke thing's a deal-shredder.
♪ Sorry, baby, but I got to go ♪
♪ I think you're great but you just don't make any latkes ♪
♪ No latkes ♪
♪ No latkes ♪
♪ No latkes ♪
♪ It's been a minute and it's time to say ♪
♪ We can't go on together this way ♪
♪ With no latkes ♪
♪ No latkes ♪
♪ No latkes ♪
♪ No, my baby don't make me no... ♪
♪ Boy, you got it twisted ♪
♪ It's just a potay-ta ♪
♪ Say goodbye ♪
♪ You're gonna say you miss me lay-ta ♪
♪ Home alone with your grease and your gray-ta ♪
♪ You're gonna wish you weren't such a fry hay-ta ♪
♪ Girl, I thought you were the one ♪
♪ The Kate to my William ♪
♪ The fairy tale was yours ♪
♪ Till you dissed the main course ♪
♪ Forgive but I can't forget ♪
♪ Gotta live and I can't regret ♪
♪ Everybody draws a line ♪
♪ This one's gonna be mine ♪
♪ Need ta, got ta ♪
♪ Have the latke ♪
♪ Sorry, baby, but I got to go ♪
♪ I got to go ♪
♪ I think you're great but you just don't make any latkes ♪
♪ No latkes ♪
-♪ No latkes ♪ -♪ You don't make no latkes ♪
♪ No latkes ♪
♪ It's been a minute and it's time to say ♪
♪ We can't go on together this way ♪
♪ With no latkes ♪
♪ No latkes ♪
♪ No latkes ♪
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no ♪
♪ No, no, no latkes ♪
Mnh.
[ Music continues ]
I got 'em at Gelson's.