A Conversation With My 12 Year Old Self: Star Wars Edition (Anakin Skywalker vs. Darth Vader)


Uploaded by DrCoolSex on 16.07.2012

Transcript:
["Star Wars" music plays.] A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...I made a hologram for myself.
My "Anakin".
Hello "Anakin".
You look different.
My face melted off and my body was reconstructed with a bionic lung.
You look older.
You should see under the mask.
Pod racing. Yes!
Is there more of this? Is there anything you want to know?
Do you still have C-3PO?
"C-3PO"...no.
What about R2-D2?
Are all your questions about droids?
Yes.
I don't have them anymore.
Do people still call you Annie?
Anyone who calls me that is dead.
Yes, I don't like it either.
Why don't I ask you some questions? Life before the "Death Star" is a blur.
What? Didn't quite catch that?
Do not worry. It will completely take over your life. Twice.
I see a lightsaber down there!
Never mind that for now. What do you--
Can I have it?
You already have it. It is the same one.
Here it is. I have it.
Yes, I cut off Luke Skywalker's hand with that one. Anakin, you are a father.
No!
Are you still using the Force?
No!
One more thing before I go.
Do not try to jump over "Obi-Won" on "Mustafar". He has the high ground.
"Jar Jar", want to say hi to me in the future?
(Meesa coming Annie!)
How do I turn this off? I think the battery is dying. Goodbye!
Hello. Thank you, "Xavier", for playing young Anakin.
This is a "Star Wars" parody of "A Conversation with my 12 Year Old Self".
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And thank you to "Jeremiah" who created the original video. In our video, he is the man who chokes.
Look at the original video here. We will see you next time!
["Star Wars" music plays.]