HITMAN 101 - Episode 7: Trust


Uploaded by badguyfilmsdotcom on 23.01.2012

Transcript:
Is it a pre-requisite that all women lie?
Right it's you,
the guy that likes to ask for advice.
I should start charging for counselling too.
Girls like you seem to give great advice.
Girls like me?
You know,
in your field of work.
I didn't mean it in a bad way.
Relax I'm busting your chops.
You want some advice
D
D T
D T A
D. T. A. ?
Don't trust anybody.
Especially women.
I need to go and get some more oils.
I'll be back in a moment.
Don't move.
Couldn't move if I tried.
He's all yours.
Can I help you?
Hi.
Remember me?
You.
You weren't about to go give my husband a hand-job were you?
You!!
You ready for the Thursday special?
Eva!?!
What part of hitmen out to kill you
didn't you get.
What kind of professional are you,
I could kill you right now.
Please don't.
Wondered where I might look for you,
figured I'd check out the first rub and tug I came across.
Typical male.
Just rub,
I'm sore from fighting that guy last night.
Your lies
are making me rethink my proposition.
Proposition?
So,
you're down with starting over from scratch.
You befriend me
give me a fake number
reveal yourself as a hitman
then leave without a word so I have to lug that guy to the river by myself
and "now" you want to start over and become partners.
But know
that if you ever
try and cross me.
I won't hesitate to put two in your skull.
I know better than to do that,
partner.
Good.
We should probably get to know each other.
Ask me a question.
I didn't get to know you before?
Did I get to know you?
Ok.
What's your real name?
Boring!
Try again.
How do you keep sane?
What?
I mean
like, keep your head about you.
Like for instance I talk to a camera.
Like a video journal.
Isn't that self incriminating?
Anything I say is circumstantial at worst.
But it's worth it,
cuz it keeps me sane.
Interesting.
Knife or gun?
Which do you prefer?
Oh!
Gun.
Favorite kill?
Gun??
No I mean what's your favourite hit you've pulled off.
How long you been a hitman for.
I don't usually talk about the craft.
Yet you'll tell me that you keep a diary.
Journal.
What about your first hit.
I got someone back for something.
Ah, the assassin's creed.
What do you mean?
Everyone's first hit is personal.
Yeah?
Lets just say in a different life I had a daughter.
I'm sorry.
Don't be.
Maybe we should get out of here.
Talk Nelson Lee.
I have a bit of a plan.
Chances are we weren't the only one's who read the classifieds this morning.
Not even close to the right address.
What?