Klempner nicht tragen Krawatten (3DO) -Angry Video Game Nerd - Cinemassacre.com

Uploaded by twgzia on 21.09.2012

fee what he did u he wanted to bring it to get you out there to discuss the
moral are
i remember in the early nineties seeing commercials for the 3DO
advertised as the most interesting system forced itself right in your face
even when i have to wait and see what's important and that's a good chance that
saying that those are just the forwards
well everybody i knew had those beaten wasn't nobody i repeat no bloody quiet
ever met for the three d_o_
probably because it's price in the u_s_ was seven hundred dollars and flock
interrupted sleep c_d_'s which come into cases but the jewel cases from
rectangular box six
this makes it hard to fit on the shelf
what a waste of space
that'd be fair there are some good games on the three d_o_
some of them are pretty impressive first-time between commander three which
features big-name actors like malcolm mcdowell
more camel
by certified in the world of flying the worst possible revealed in this category
and i believe they've found it
it's called farmers don't wear ties
judging from the box i don't even know what to think of it
interactive romantic comedy a plumber daddy's girl chickens freeze yuppies
evil bosses shower scenes race cars pandas unknowns
car loans only
that won't fit
this is interesting
rule if someone sent me this family
discovered and she talks about three minutes once the cameras used in the
and the title screen parts
inserts it looks like the kindergarten students in microsoft
listen to the stockings
this has to be the worst title screen i've ever seen
income credits
race cars
was the coloring negative that goes into sort of a mosaic
looks like a bit quality picture of the web
it goes to likud vertical letterbox
the titles are sold land is no drop shadow to separate them from the
background and the colors are picked at random like a child selecting random
pieces chocolates sidewall
we have really gone through the credits yet and this team is already parliament
what's this
a going on
cocaine to the credits are finally over anders
other ab picture
will job
uh... john
jet that your honor jet that here great concept every game should begin with two
minutes and as much like in that bag
martin i'll read with me
young man why is that i haven't seen you with any woman why that john don't you
like women anymore
jun at a new plainly
rampant listen to me in my view got mary u
each building a green grant hill literally mailing your opinion
and in my lifetime so that your mother this is not a game
this is like watching a movie
it isn't movie is something that won't
this doesn't offer supporters still images
it was actual video why couldn't the rest
housing dot that's over
and maybe we can played a game
your car
intended or imagined what
there's more than shit
when an ordinary guy game networking advocate of liberalism and yet
and keep in mind you're seeing the abridged version
i've been sitting here nearly ten minutes so far
preppy girl how does it make these days
you invented the but then again you don't get mad and angry borel but so
there's a story jon and kate are both pressured by you to their parents to
find a significant other
within a month senator rockefeller
poorly both james on these two unrelated characters taking showers at the same
exact moment
digit code to remove the center part or since her face with the nose that's only
if you really want to see john's harassment much they dragged the scenes
on as long as possible
why is it is necessary do we need to see the report daily routine changing
clothes lifting weights playing with tax trying on workflows point air guitar
with the plunger post-soviet former proteins called farmers don't wear ties
so i guess it makes sense he's a plumber
and i don't see in the entire
wiped out by
you can even trusted title
keeps on going we see everything he gets on a motorcycle she gets in the car
she's putting on lipstick
drops is now in the mailbox
online that important
and finally change on the for
we know she'd like to meet him
you know if you like to meet him
but his john those you'd like to meet in and now we get a narrator
after fifteen minutes this crap all the sudden we need in our readers starts
playing it
interviews warren
finally its list of what happens next
so who do you want to make the first move
if you want to go out to do it det a now
this is the first time this interactively with disdain whatsoever
was just as much interactive is playing with the menus on a dvd
there's games like night trap dragon slayer which are like movies and there's
not a lot of actual gameplay but this piece of shit is way lay below that this
busy even in the same categories those findings
it's that their minimum of what you can actually call again controls actually
like that's what really aggressive
i don't think so will makes it even worse is uh...
the control
yet you might be wondering how the fuck could the control be bad on something
like this well what happens if the highlighter gets stuck
at first i thought might be pad was broken
but know what it is you have to wait for the narration to finish jericho's
caution to building and pest those games
he cast us
every fucking time you moved usd here at the same thing that before you can use
the deepak again
surging rejects john goes to a copy
denial of the el nino
civilians choice
either she gets the job she doesn't get the job or the boss becomes a pervert
you must be eighteen or over to take a look at this decision
on the box that says seventeen
this was before the rating system but what kinda fucked up rating is this the
boxes seventeen opt for this one part he got the eighty
you know perhaps something can be worked out after all
because opting
veto within a week and we're qualified applicants for every position here
people of the people who do that we were expecting
they're the ones with him yet i mean getting hit of what they observed it
doesn't even have any relevance now he just told her to take off for clothes he
might as well say straight-out suck my cock
damien and had been one uproar over
and what's with all the filters
knocking on your sick curiosity led getting into this mess
time for another decision you she refuses to take off a close or she
now wait a minute the first decision says our heroine declines the disgusting
proposal but in the image she seems to be taking offer close while running away
but still
it doesn't make any sense did a sloppy images by accident so let's go with the
more interesting choice
dot can expect
what's with crazy filters
and now you've done that
you really done that
how could you make it even sector per bridget young space
i've got a lot of people for this story workers executive here is the part my
pockets again that's
upside down and talking circuit max
so anyway mr chicken head schools you for your bad decision intel's that you
have one last chance
so let's take the other one and see what happens
so she sits down with long skirt for mocha
reason they'll spread legs tickets facing runs for the door or not she
doesn't want you to stand for
the boss granted handguns that related to range psychopath
there's danger standing there
steven is time to implement through
the boss doesn't women's room annexing they're both down the hall
lion welcome to stay in this
another outside and she has a clothes back on
because it was a public park
they could just have a girl running around long skirt and homemade actors
didn't want to do it before whatever reason it doesn't follow any kind
ben johnson's what's happened
you know what was he doing in the parking lot the whole time just sitting
on his motorcycle
so it comes running in high places can savor
uh... it's time for the
well board
living who handled the story is about getting the lowest score in the history
of this game we want to somebody else to play this shit who value and taking
evidence story who's this song reminded by
find out in that box character
and or when you get you're kidding rescinding self aware melnick over our
twenty and thirty date i didn't get him
so she's taking over as the narrator wisest necessary we not have enough
on the selection screen so we had at least two different voices talking to us
and then on top of that there's this goof ball and now fucking karate chick
scenario she's looking at the past choices we made just as she can scold us
and we have to hear the same shit all over again
the agreement
beginning in kindly in
enough already
renew rain you know on could they possibly drag this out any longer
ranjana ban
research that often
okay so the parking lot was obviously not a problem because now season and
even more populated area
don't you come to the men appealed classic
the longer this goes the more you wish that it was full-motion video i mean
that at this time the game is classified as vo motion video half-empty
but the whole emotion park is the beginning
it's not like the three d_o_ was incapable this sega cd to do it and that
was before
if you look at when you come into play provoking is full of video
it's almost like dvd quality it looks good
and that was the same consul self-esteem to do it why not this one
this is horrible this isn't something unique and looking into the stores
this is like a weird sort of colleges spirit if you need to count this as a
it's probably the worst thing i've ever seen in my life and that's one help
we get the battle of the narrator's intermixed with the whole thing just to
stretch it out even longer
one other lines of bullets depletion most of the bulls coming from the done
with scattered across the body
widely displaced randomly all over the screen
and they can x on ur face to show that she's dead
going back and control now
don't support him
hopeful watching
to the next thing that happens the boss whose name is threatened by the way
he offers a paid gene for sex so after trying to rate current killer now he's
offering her money so for the next five minutes john tries to cross waging while
she negotiated price with thresher here if you don't deal with five number one
night right
so what sent aptitude not just because a lot for like five it's it's like five
billion for a senate delayed for a week at but no it's on the left by the went
on for a week hats
no way i dislike
sixty seven eight
how much you can right there's still negotiating
and how was it later that night
it's not night
it's not
so then john goes in his big emotional speech
beaumont paranoid
when promote
and searching from
uh... landline martin method contacted synoptic hot
they left halibut
historical date with the plot
so if you have to except dresses offer just walked away
its golden and then you have to go back to the decision about exclude
picketing and iran
so if you pick the other tourists who walks away with josh
vehicle on the parking lot where they originally meant out to be ironic were
to start of convenience
congratulations now for the final choice either i want to hollywood ending
or give me something different
yeah, you know what! Give me something different. give me a different fucking