COLLEEN BALLINGER: Hi, I'm Colleen Ballinger, and this is
my recap of America's Got Talent.
My friend, Kory DeSoto is here with me again to help.
KORY DESOTO: Hi!
COLLEEN BALLINGER: This is the final week of the quarter
finals, and I thought everyone was crazy talented.
KORY DESOTO: I thought it was great.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: David "The Bullet" Smith was the very
first person to perform tonight.
He is a human cannonball.
I just don't see how it's going to be an hour
long show in Vegas.
KORY DESOTO: I agree.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Next up, we had All That, which is a group
of husky, handsome, men cloggers.
But they're so good.
Their choreography was great.
Something creepy happened, though.
Sharon gave them some very weird advice.
She was like,
(SPEAKING IN HIGH-PITCH BRITISH ACCENT) I think next
time you should come on stage with oil all
over your naked body.
It was really awkward.
Ulysses came on the stage with his weave.
He was not good.
He had a bunch of really, overly excited dancers to
compensate for the fact that he was very boring.
You could tell he has a good voice, but it's
not a very good act.
KORY DESOTO: After that ghetto weave walked off the stage, we
had Joe Castillo.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: He makes pictures out of the sand.
So he would make a animal that is endangered out of the sand,
and then he would throw sand on it.
And then there would be a red light, like the animal's gone.
A beautiful panda.
A lion.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Next up is Sebastian El Charro de Oro
KORY DESOTO: Oro Oro
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Amigo.
Sebastian is adorable, he and his little mariachi band.
His original performance was very upbeat and exciting.
He was so cute.
Tonight he was a little bit pitchy.
He's a cutie, though.
KORY DESOTO: He's a cutie with the--
COLLEEN BALLINGER: [INAUDIBLE] sombrero.
Eric Dittelman, the mind reader, magician man was on
the stage next.
KORY DESOTO: You loved this act.
You thought he was amazing.
You thought he was talented.
And you would love to dittle his man.
Dittelman.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: He was great.
And they're very obsessed with his last name.
They said it 87 times.
Dittelman.
KORY DESOTO: Dittelman.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Dittleman.
KORY DESOTO: Dittelman.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Dittelman.
After him, was the musician, William Close, who turns the
theater into a musical instrument.
He is talented.
He turns a theater into a harp.
But it kind of sounds like an organ.
And it looks like you're listening
to a track or something.
That's how impressive it is.
Your mind doesn't want to believe
that that is actually--
What are you doing?
KORY DESOTO: That's what he looks like.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Next was Unity Of Motion, which is a
group of little girls who are phenomenal dancers, super
stretchy, super bendy, these little ladies.
KORY DESOTO: They bend in ways I could never
believe myself bending.
And I can bend a few ways.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: There was one part that was terrifying.
When one of the girls, like, threw her leg up over her head
and then she got on the ground, and then she was like,
I'm a demon!
But they're great.
I love them.
KORY DESOTO: They had snow on their face.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: Eric and Olivia, the singing,
guitar-playing duo, came on the stage.
They're good.
They are good.
They're cute.
He plays the guitar, and she sings.
I feel like I would love to see them in their own little
concert or little coffee shop or on YouTube.
I don't think they are right for this show.
Lindsey Norton graced the stage next.
I adore her.
She does the most insane flips, dance moves, bends her
body in the craziest ways.
And she's like, oh, what, it's nothing.
I love watching her.
I could watch her all day.
So then Horse came on stage.
Horse is a man who has people hit him in the crotch.
Sometimes I hate America.
It's OK.
I'm done talking about him.
KORY DESOTO: My gosh.
It hurts just thinking about it.
I wonder if he has, like, the smallest wiener.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: The final act of the evening
it was a dog act.
Amazing!
I love them so much.
Kory loved them.
KORY DESOTO: I love the dogs!
The balls of fluff, doing flips, and going down slides,
and shoving their nose in their butts.
I couldn't handle it.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: It was so good.
KORY DESOTO: It was beautiful.
COLLEEN BALLINGER: We love them.
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