Crazy Russian Bungee jumper [English Subs]


Uploaded by WholeWideWorld on 30.12.2010

Transcript:
#Rolling
..rolling
Shit....fuck..
mmhmmm.
*sigh*
Jump diagonally and over there...
Diagonally and over there...
Yeah
...and turn around, this way...*points*...
..and jump that way...
Can I just simply jump this way...
Well yeah without turning if you want.
What about sideways like that..can I?
You can sideways like that just jump away from that thing so you dont hit it.
*whimper*
Jump that way
Oh shiiit *sigh*
#Vanya do you know the commands?
Yeah yeah Commands, fuck you and your commands fuck.
#aim that way..
*whimpers* My aim is all off
#At an angle Vova...
At an angle for fucks sake.
Understand for fucks sake.
yeah
Real men jump at an angle FFS. and thats it.
Get the children of of there for fucks sake!!
Or I'll flatten them.
OHH shit
oops
My butt is caught on something.
#Vanka c'mon...
Wait Vova wait *cries* I cant so quickly!
ARRGHGHG FUCK
Right, this is it.
The hell are you looking at?! Hurry up and get your conserves, jams and pickles.
#lol
OOOOOHHHHHRRR
#juuumpp!
Jumping..jumping
#on the garage!
On the garag...what?! Which garage?! Dick.
#the small garage
Small one...
Why are my legs shaking..Garage is small...my eyelet is small.
*Whimpers* Help me
No...I cant
FUUUCK
...I'm a fucking flying...im a cosmic flying..thing...like Gagarin. Shit.
Right thats it, im ok, ok, ok...
*sigh*
...im not ok *whimpers*
Fuck.This is it. this is it. this is it.
Right now
"Momento, momento more"
Yep
Jumping on the garage
Try not to hit the antennas..
Every will be okaahhhhhh shiit *whimpers*
bollocks
right
Nobody will swap with Slavik
Slavik is unswappable
#Laughter
Shittingshitbollocks
right
watch this
im ready
everyones here
Ahhh
Allright, someone remind me
no
the beginning?
the beginning?
no the beginning of it.
"The sky"...no
#big and something
"The rolling clouds..big an...white" ...nghh no i dont know the lyrics...
Right thats it...ive got it together..
watch this...
...HOLY SHIT.
#laughter
What?
thats not all I can do!
Fuck me
Allright
here we go
Attention for fucks sake.
*from down below: #go to hell!
YOU go to hell!
#laughter
Woooooo!
Everyones jumped I will jump too.
nothing to it
Fuck *incomprehensible russian swearing*
Run up, jump, turn at angle..EASY!
*ahem*
Looki...WHAT THE FUCK?!? 5 minutes!
Dont push me.
right..
this is it.
this is it.
silence
shhh
I'm gonna jump I swear there better be 7 of you holding me
Fuck
Allright
*sigh*
Allright, turn at an angle, go! I got this
IF BEARS WERE BEES
THEN THEY WOULD NEVER
EVER EVER THINK OF
BUILDING SO HIGH THEIR
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEESSSS
AAAAARGHHHH
ARRRGHH
UARRGHH
ARRGHH
ARRGHH
*MANIC LAUGHTER*
FUCK!!
DICK
*russian swearing*
FUCK ME CITIZENS!
YA..COLONEL
Colonel
UAUAAAHHHH
I DID IT
I DID IT
FUCK YOUR MUM fucking...
AAARGHH
AARGHH
I'm gonna smash something...
OOOhh
oohh oy
FUCK
THIS IS SICK
AArrrghh
Aargh *pwhoo*
Fuck
*sigh*
your mum
I'm gonna...I HAve..
The fuck are you shouting at?! What else am I gonna do? It's scary over here!
Aarrgh Dicking...aahh
Shes gonna teach me how to shout...
Come out here and jump yourself!
#stop shouting!
I'm really sorry im shitting myself.
#No! Ive had enough!
Allright I'll shut up as soon as I'm down I'll run away.
Kyaaa!
Vova!
Theyre shouting at me!
Look! They are coming to shout at us again...
Nghh
*sigh*
Whooaaaaa hey what are you doing!?
KRRIIYAA!
*NGHH*
I'm uncomfortable.