Laserkraft 3D - Nein Mann (Official Video) - Parodie


Uploaded by YTITTY on 05.10.2010

Transcript:
♪ [music]
man1: Listen up, Mr. Unemployed,
you’ve been bumming around at your mother’s house for four years now.
You are “doling” about, you don’t lift a finger, and you’re leeching off the welfare state.
When are you going to look for a proper job?
Get your butt in gear!
chorus: No dude,
I don’t wanna work,
I wanna dole a bit more.
If I had a job, I‘d have to get up early,
let me dole a bit longer!
No dude,
I don’t wanna work,
I wanna dole a bit more.
If I had a job I’d have to get up early,
let me dole a bit longer
mother: Listen, I am seriously fed up!
You are bumming on my couch again!
That’s not why I put you into this world!
Make yourself useful!
Here, take five quid, now get me a pack of ciggies,
and then, get yourself a job.
I am going to watch Wife-Swap now,
will cook again tomorrow, noodles with ketchup.
You’re still here?
I am not going to breastfeed you!
Get a job, now.
CHORUS: No dude,
I don’t wanna work.
I wanna dole a bit more,
if I had a job I’d have to get up early,
let me dole a bit longer!
No dude,
I don’t wanna work,
I wanna dole a bit more,
if I had a job, I’d have to get up early,
let me dole a bit longer
man 2: Now get that,
I have these two briefcases for you.
Do you know what’s in there?
That’s right,
they are jam-packed with cash,
you have won two millions in the lottery.
Congrats!
You won’t ever have to go to work again.
Judging by your appearance,
that’s your line, huh?
dude: errmmm
♪ [music]
chorus: Yeah Dude,
I don’t have to go to work,
I can buy a lot of stuff now.
So much money, what am I gonna do with it?
I am just gonna spend it on booze!
Yeah Dude,
I don’t have to go to work,
I can buy a lot of stuff now.
So much money, what am I gonna do with it?
I am just gonna spend it on booze!

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