SARAH PALIN'S BRIDGE TO NOWHERE - Harry Shearer: Politics

[EAGLE SCREECHING]
SARAH PALIN IMPERSONATOR: [SINGING]
When I'm asleep, you're in every dream.

But can you be as grand as you seem?
You span the miles.
Why, I really don't know.
You promise a journey.
But where do you go?
ANIMAL SINGERS: Bridge to nowhere.
SARAH PALIN IMPERSONATOR: I'm under your spell.
If you were a tunnel, in your walls I would dwell.
ANIMAL SINGERS: Bridge to nowhere.
SARAH PALIN IMPERSONATOR: Please set me free.
Oh, how I wonder how you feel about me?

ANIMAL SINGERS: Bridge to nowhere, bridge to nowhere.
SARAH PALIN IMPERSONATOR: At first, I loved you.
I thought you could help, cut short my commute to the moose
and the elk.
But you became a notorious curse.
My dreams are driving right into reverse.
ANIMAL SINGERS: Bridge to nowhere.
SARAH PALIN IMPERSONATOR: You're under my skin.
When my world is at stake, forsaking you is no sin.
ANIMAL SINGERS: Bridge to nowhere.
SARAH PALIN IMPERSONATOR: Just leave me alone.

We keep the money.
Honey, you're all on your own.

OK, take me to the bridge.
ANIMAL SINGERS: Bridge to nowhere.

Bridge to nowhere.