Stupid Game Show Answers Clipdown - Clips 10-2

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[SGSA theme music]
[Vernon]: Name a treatment you might have at the beauty salon.
Brazillian wax!
[Vernon]: Name a type of bean.
D'oh! D-duh...baked bean. [Repeated answer buzzer]
[Vernon]: Another answer.
Lesbian. [Sounds like les-bean]
[Audience laughs] Oh, no! something people do when they're bored.
Sing a song! [Time's up sound effect]
Sing a song.
[Audience laughs and applauds]
Shouldn't have said that.
How you doing?
How are you?
Fine, thank you.
[Richard]: What's your story?
Well...I...I'm in young girls' pants. I manufacture pants for young girls...
[Audience laughs and applauds]
Um, and...this is someone. Dear Abby is a...
A columnist.
Oh, OK. Er-er-er-er R-Ruski. Another name for Ruski. [Time's up buzzer]
[Audience laughs and applauds]
[Pat]: ...PEOPLE. Your time starts now.
A GROUP OF PILL-PUSHERS? [Incorrect answer buzzer]
[Audience laughs, applauds and cheers]
This is Wheel of Fortune, Joe!
[Alex]: ...term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker. Ken.
What's a hoe?
[Alex]: No.
[Audience laughs] Woah. Wooah. Woah.
[Announcer]: Yolanda Bowlsley, come on down!
[Audience applauds and cheers]
[Boing sound effect]
And now, here's the star of The Price is Right, Bob Barker!
[Audience laughs and cheers]
I have never had a welcome like this.
Now, just a minute...
...I...I have a feeling that this is not legitimate! [Audience and announcer laugh]
I know...I know you truly love me...
...but you don't really love me this much, do you?
[Announcer]: Bob, they have given their all for you!
Yes! [Audience applauds and cheers]
Name a question such as: How old are you? [Buzzer]
[Contestant on right gasps] Yeah?
[Audience laughs]
[Richard laughs]
[Richard]: Eighteen.
[Incorrect answer buzzer] No.
[Contestant on right]: I'm not eighteen.
You're not?
[Richard]: Certainly fooled me, just the same.
I'm gonna read the question. Name a question, such as How old are you?, that you might answer with a lie.
You...uh...I would say fifty.
[Audience laughs] [Incorrect answer buzzer]
Did I understand it right?
No, sweet Elizabeth.
[Contestant on left]: I didn't understand it.
Give me another sort of question that you might lie about.
I would say, uh...I'm thirty-nine.
[Audience laughs]
Name something people take with them to the beach.
Turkey. [Audience laughs]
[Max]: The first thing you buy in a supermarket.
Uh...turkey. [Laughs]
[Max]: A food often stuffed.
Turkey! [Laughs]
[Max]: Now...
[Audience finishes applauding]'ve got a chance here of making £1000 and two weeks...
...two weeks in Turkey. And, er...
Name something people take with them to the beach. You said...a tur...!
Name something people take with them to the beach. You said...a tur...!
And the answer was... [Uh-uh]
The first thing you buy in a supermarket. The answer was...! [Everyone laughs]
And...and the survey gave you... [Uh-uh]
A food often stuffed. You said a tur...! [Everyone laughs]
And that gave you... [Ding]
21! Yes! [Audience applauds and cheers]
[Bob]: Girls, tell me: Where specifically is the weirdest place, that you personally girls,
have ever gotten the urge to make whoopie? Olga.
[Male contestant]: Go ahead!
In the [BLEEP].
[Everyone laughs] [Audience applauds]
[SGSA theme music]
[Audio is muted]