Bond this Way - Lady Gaga Spoof


Uploaded by geeek204 on 30.05.2011

Transcript:
It doesn't matter if you love him,
or capital HIM.
Just put your solvents up because we bond this way baby
Garg told us when we were young You're all chem superstars
Grabbed his chalk and drew out Sarain A Just to show that he's a boss.
Nothing wrong with lovin' synthesis 'cause he taught us perfectly
So grab your book and turn to chapter 6. Let's do some chemistry!!!
I'm just an Sn2 I want to bond with you
polar aprotic solvents I just bond this way.
Find your electrophile, attack with nucs for a while,
I like backside attack I just bond this way.
Bond this way!
OOO there ain't no other way, baby I just bond this way
baby, I just bond this way
OOO there ain't no other way fluorine just stay outta my way
right track baby I just bond this way.
If you're an alcohol just tosylate Fridyl craft then aceylate
NaH deprotonate Deprotonate deprotonate
Give yourself halides And hydrogens
Mechanism we don't know!
In the religion of regiochem, just remember one rule
Markovnikov is your best friend Believe capital H-I-M (hey hey hey)
Place your halide on the substituted side, Then H goes on the other side!
I'm just an Sn1, three steps and you're done
I form carbocations I just bond this way
I dissociate, reagents must be great
I use polar protic solvents I just bond this way
OOO there ain't no other way! Remember to deprotonate
Baby I just bond this way!!!!
Bond this way!
OOO there ain't no other way, sterochem just goes away
love tertiary carbons, I just bond this way
Don't be a nerd just be a jock Whether you're Yoda or Mr. Spock
You're alkene, alkyne, ring, or line Use model kit all the time
Garg's Dad-in-law loves DA Diene is electron rich
Dienophile electron poor 'Cause baby we react this way
And a little heat equals cyclohexene With E.A.S get benzene substitution
Benzene is your nucleophile attacks electrophile
Halide deprotonates it Restores aromatics
We're beautiful in our way We react perfectly
We're on the right track baby We just bond this way
Don't forget E1 and E2 They're minor products too
They form double bonds from single They react this way, yeah
OOO there ain't no other way Baby we just bond this way
Baby we just bond this way
Bond this way!
OOO there ain't no other way We just love our chemistry
Right track baby Garg just showed us the way!