You Suck at Photoshop - Occupational Hazards


Uploaded by MyDamnChannel on 23.05.2008

Transcript:

TUTOR: Now that you've learned the basics.
Let's explore the core experience of Peopleburg.
JO JO: I am so proud of you for doing
this tutorial, Snafourch.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: Uh.
I am a wiener.
TUTOR: Learntorial one.
Caring.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: Caring?
What?
No.
TUTOR: What's this?
[WEEPING]
TUTOR: It's a PP, hurting deep inside.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: Oh, Jesus.
TUTOR: He needs you to show him that you care.
When you show him that you care, you will begin his
healing process.
Click a caring action button, and let the healing begin.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: Where's the kick button, man?
TUTOR: Click a caring action button, and
let the healing begin.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: Come on.
Kick, kick, punch.
What?
JO JO: Snafourch.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: Come on, man.
Kick
TUTOR: Click a caring action button, and
let the healing begin.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: Fine.

TUTOR: Great job.
You've increased your heart health.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: God.
TUTOR: And reduced your ego.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: Gross, man.
TUTOR: That's the spirit.
PP: Kill me.
TUTOR: Learntorial two.
Sharing.
These are burg bucks.
You will see them throughout Peopleburg.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: Oh yeah, gold, man.
Finally.
TUTOR: For every burg buck you collect, your
greed streak increases.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: Greed, man.
Yeah.
Greed.
TUTOR: Greed is bad.
What?
TUTOR: To lower your greed.
Give your burg bucks away as quickly as possible.
You can give them directly to a PP or donate them to the
Peopleburg Community Fund at a donation receptacle.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: F that, man.
JO JO: Snafourch, you need to give away those burg bucks as
quickly as possible.
TUTOR: To lower your greed give your burg bucks away as
quickly as possible.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: What's happening to me, man?
JO JO: You're having a greed attack.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: WTF?
JO JO: Give your burg bucks away.
TUTOR: To lower your greed give your burg bucks away as
quickly as possible.
JO JO: Do it now, Snafourch.
Do it now.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: [INAUDIBLE], man.
Oh, Jesus.
TUTOR: Great job.
Your generosity streak has increased.
Your PP is almost ready to venture into Peopleburg.
Learntorial three.
Profession.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: All right.
All right.
For Donnie, let's make this work, man.
TUTOR: Preview and select from these professions.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: Uh, OK.
OK.
Let's see.
TUTOR: You have selected herbalist.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: No wait, man.
TUTOR: Congratulations.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: Herbalist?
TUTOR: You are ready to begin your healing adventure.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: No.
Preview, man.
Preview.
WTF?
JO JO: It's time, Snafourchburger.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: What the F, man?
JO JO: It's time for you to step out into Peopleburg.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: But I--
but I don't know.
Uh.
MALE SPEAKER: Finally, you're on.
Where the hell have you been?
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: Man, help me.
MALE SPEAKER: Dude, we reassembled the guild.
You've got to log on now.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: I can't log out, man.
MALE SPEAKER: Can't log out where?
Wait.
What?
Pussyburg?
Listen to me.
Listen.
You have derailed, man.
Get your shit together, and get back on now.
I'm sick of this.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: I spooned, man.
MALE SPEAKER: That's it.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: They made me spoon another guy.
MALE SPEAKER: I call a formal intervention.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: What?
MALE SPEAKER: I'm commanding every one to Skype you until
you come back.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: No, man.
I can't Skype, man.
They're not--
MALE SPEAKER: Skype, Snatch, until his ears bleed.
I'm going to show you, d-bag.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: They're not letting me do anything, man.
I'm not supposed to Skype.
MALE SPEAKER: I'm going to show you, d-bag.
You're hurting everyone around you with this therapy thing.
And I'm going to make sure we Skype some
sense back into you.
Skype, Snatch.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: Don't tell them that, man.
MALE SPEAKER: Right now.
Skype him.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: There's going to be like 5,000 people
Skyping me, man.
MALE SPEAKER: S-N-4-T-C-H-B-U-C-K-L-3-R.
Skype Sn4tchbuckler.
SN4TCHBUCKL3R: Oh, Jesus.