Greg's Quest


Uploaded by TAGproductionsink on 31.08.2008

Transcript:
Oh, Why Hello there!
Have I got quite the story for you today!
It's about two young rascals who get into all sorts of mischief.
It's called Greg's Quest.
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Once upon a time, there was a boy named Greg.
Greg had a friend, His name was Anthony.
Anthony and Greg were good friends.
One day, Anthony said to Greg:
"Hey, Greg, why do you look so blue?"
Greg replied, "Gee Anthony, the reason I'm so sad is because...
...I lost my virginity."
"That's okay, I'll help you look for it!"
Greg said, "Golly, Anthony, That would be just swell!"
Greg and Anthony went on a quest to find Greg's Virginity.
First, they entered the kitchen.
"Well," Anthony said, "I think I may have found it."
As he held up a box of fudge pops.
"No, I don't think so," Greg said.
Then they went into the basement.
"I think I found it," Anthony said.
"No," said Greg, "that's just my grandfather's foot."
Finally they went to the bathroom.
Anthony said,
"Is this it?"
As Anthony held up a box of tampons.
"No," said Greg, "I don't even know what that is."
Disappointed, Greg and Anthony sit and mope.
Then, excitedly, Greg exclaims,
"By Golly, I just realized, I never lost my virginity.
I've had it all along!"
...and Greg and Anthony lived happily ever after.
Oh, and by the way, Greg did lose his virginity...
...in prison.
I hope you have enjoyed tonight's story.
Subtitles by: Timothy Snyder