You Rock at Photoshop! - Episode #2: Covering Your Mistakes


Uploaded by MyDamnChannel on 17.04.2012

Transcript:

MR. COX: My name is Ronnie Cox,
and you rock at Photoshop.
[THEME SONG PLAYING]: You rock at Photoshop.
It's crazy, goofy, funny, but you never can stop.
You rock at Photoshop.
MR. COX: You did a great job last time.
And I bet you're going to be spectacular with this lesson.
I left the robot on the floor, which makes fuss daddy want to
punch the seat.
I need to remove it.
The first thing that we're going to do is, ah, you are
going to use the clone stamp tool.
Great thinking, pal, but we are going to do it distantly.
Use the marquee tool to select--
[INCOMING CALL]
MR. MUNCH: --in Hello?
MR. COX: Hello.
MR. MUNCH: Hello?
MR. COX: Hello.
MR. MUNCH: Mr. Cox, my name is Robert Davis Rockweiler Munch.
MR. COX: Hi, Mr. Ro--
MR. MUNCH: No, no, no.
Don't--
don't you try with your niceties.
I know what you're capable of.
I know you sent your little goons after me today.
Let me tell you something, Mr. Cox, you're in very big
trouble, you maniacal goblin.
You think you can get away with all of this.
But, well, justice will prevail.
And I will see that you are taken down.
You're an animal.
You're an animal.
You're-- you're a ferret.
An animal ferret.
MR. COX: Um.
MR. MUNCH: Diseased evil.
MR. COX: Ha-ha.
MR. MUNCH: Let me tell you something.
I've got a surprise for you, I've got a surprise for you
and all of your friends there at My Damn Channel, Beth Hoyt
and David Blaine, somebody.
I've got a special, special announcement to make.
MR. COX: OK.
MR. MUNCH: I have reason to believe, a very good reason to
believe, that my client, Mr. Donnie Hoyle,
is alive and well.
That's right, you heard me.
You heard me, Ronny Cox, you jahwah.
You're a jahwah.
MR. COX: Ha.
MR. MUNCH: I need everyone--
[POUNDING ON THE DOOR HEARD]
before they-- before they shut this off, I need you to send a
message to the world that you're ready for
Donnie Hoyle to return.
Just tell everyone--
tell everyone that Donnie Hoyle is coming.
MR. COX: OK.
MR. MUNCH: Donnie Hoyle is coming, but you must
send the call out.
He must know that you want him to return.
[SOUND OF DOOR BROKEN, VOICES OF PEOPLE
GETTING INTO THE ROOM]
Please.

MR. COX: Good job.
Now, that the robot is gone, let's cover up our work with a
lens layer.
Select Filfer, Wender, Lens Flayer.
Select a camera lens.
Click OK.
Perfect.
Our robot is gone, and fuss daddy won't go ballistic.
[THEME SONG PLAYING]
MR. COX: You did a great job last time.
And I bet you're going to be spectacular with this lesson.
I left a robot on the floor, which makes fuss daddy--