Culture in Danger, Extended Version (Culture en Péril, Version Longue, with subtitles)


Uploaded by Tupperfan on 24.09.2008

Transcript:
Stephen Harper's government decided to cut funding in culture...
...while promising a new program to finance cultural projects.
What kind of program?
My name...
Hum...okay, as you, hum...the knowing...it
...the program...of...the...pat...pet...hum...
What my colleague is trying to excrement... to explain...
hum...is that the...hum... governmoo...
...has a new pregame, if you allow us to hum, to hum, for the patrimounial culture...
...to promototate Canada outside the clowntry...
...and I think we are, hum, really sassy, sunny, sundin...
...sausage?
...yeah, it's very... sucky.
Suck the Canada!
A lot.
We...hum... listen yours
Ok, so, briefly, I represent a small music festival...
...and we are paired with another small music festival in France...
...to get our music known... in France.
So basically, we need some help to finance the project, transport, lodging, all those things.
Oh yes, yes, yes.
Actually, that's why they sent me to Ottawa today...
...because since I'm a little known...hum...
No?
I...Maybe I could play a known song?
Trust me, trust me not, somewhere in Alaska...
....there's a seal, that is utterly bored...
What...What's wrong?
No, no, I didn't say "fuck"...
No, hum, excuse me...
No, listen, I didn't say "fuck"....
...yes I said "phoque"...
...but I didn't say "fuck"!
I said "phoque", but not "fuck", not...
I was referring to the animal, the seal!
It's the song, okay, it's the story...
No, it's because I don't know the word in english...
...that's why I say "phoque"...
...how do you say a seal in english?
I don't know...a sea animal...
...like, like...
Hum, we forget...that was just an example...
...the animal...
No, I never talked about nipples...I was just referring to...
Okay, I'll change my song...
Sea Lion!
Trust me, trust me not, somewhere in Alaska...
...there's a Sea Lion...that is utterly bored!
Okay, it's better...almost...
...sometimes we change a few little things...
I never said tits...
I never talked about nipples....
I didn't say "tits"!
NO! I NEVER SAID "TITS"!!!
I just said I didn't say "tits", I was saying little things...
No, no, no I never...not affairs with women...
Can I finish the song?
His girlfriend left...
...trying to make a living...
...in a circus, in the United States...
...my name is Rivard!
Yes
No, no, no, no! I never said that!
I don't even know what it means the word...what..."abortion"
How do you write it? With a "H"?
Every dollar invested in the cultural industry...
...brings 11 times more in direct or indirect benefits.